IF they can make it to the voting site

Missing a flight because you have to zigzag through a maze of duty free shops, WHSmith and 5 different Pret a Mangers to get to your gate that's actually only 100 meters away

I can't believe it's been 8 years, but something I've had to keep in mind since November 2016

"halal minus fresh minus clean = instanbul diner"?

This IS my beautiful house

Man who hasn't seen a vagina since he was born: "I ain't afraid of no hoes"

Oh definitely not but they'll probably still get us in trouble for being gone

Also super fun when they (Berlin anyway) make christmas vacation 10 days long, making it near impossible for anyone with family overseas to go visit them, and then doing another random week off in fuckin February. Just make one long break!