Certified Awkward Himbo
@joshwithouthats.doesthings.online
Spicy account for following, liking, maaaybe posting, and sharing butts and other ~*cute boy things*~ ^_^
Hubby @sluttyside.bsky.social
🌈 NSFW 18+✨
Hubby @sluttyside.bsky.social
🌈 NSFW 18+✨
Ummmmmm yes please :X
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ummmmmm yes please :X
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This gives me dirty ideas about where I might need to put some tattoos. 🤩 🥵
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This gives me dirty ideas about where I might need to put some tattoos. 🤩 🥵
Ooo always been a sucker for the chain body harnesses. :3
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ooo always been a sucker for the chain body harnesses. :3
This is my third day of long days and missed workouts. All you hotties out here hottying with your poles and holes and abs and swoles and I’m just like blehhhhhhh
🥔 🥀 🐋 😪
🥔 🥀 🐋 😪
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is my third day of long days and missed workouts. All you hotties out here hottying with your poles and holes and abs and swoles and I’m just like blehhhhhhh
🥔 🥀 🐋 😪
🥔 🥀 🐋 😪
Some of yall have been highlighting your butt-to-waist ratios lately and I feel attacked. 🥺 *cries in old man pudge* 😭
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Some of yall have been highlighting your butt-to-waist ratios lately and I feel attacked. 🥺 *cries in old man pudge* 😭
I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷♂️
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷♂️
Some people's asses look unfairly good at this angle and I both hate it and also want to bury my face in it 🥵😳
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Some people's asses look unfairly good at this angle and I both hate it and also want to bury my face in it 🥵😳
I am SUCH a sucker for this dude’s art style.It’s so cool looking to me! 🤩
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I am SUCH a sucker for this dude’s art style.It’s so cool looking to me! 🤩
ffffuuuuuuu 🥵 Gimmeeeeeeee 👏🏻👅
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ffffuuuuuuu 🥵 Gimmeeeeeeee 👏🏻👅
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💥📣 Hey buds! @hjmag.com, my publisher since 2003, is offering all 3 Lord Iron anthologies for the price of 2. That's $30 for 180+ original illustrations spanning 2 decades. Your support keeps me creating new art & stories! This end-of-year special offer runs thru Dec 31. 🖤
hjmag.com/product/lord...
hjmag.com/product/lord...
Lord Iron 3-for-2 Special
Lord Iron 3-for-2 Special: Collect all three Lord Iron art collections for the price of two. Special lasts through December 31, 2025, Pacific Time.
hjmag.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
💥📣 Hey buds! @hjmag.com, my publisher since 2003, is offering all 3 Lord Iron anthologies for the price of 2. That's $30 for 180+ original illustrations spanning 2 decades. Your support keeps me creating new art & stories! This end-of-year special offer runs thru Dec 31. 🖤
hjmag.com/product/lord...
hjmag.com/product/lord...
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times as a GIF
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times as a GIF
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Hello! Time to let you all know i have started a patreon! If you like what i do and want to see more now there's more! The link will be down below alongside all my other socials! ❤️
twitter.com/Chris_SDD
tumblr.com/schrissdd
ko-fi.com/chris_sdd
patreon.com/chrissdd
twitter.com/Chris_SDD
tumblr.com/schrissdd
ko-fi.com/chris_sdd
patreon.com/chrissdd
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hello! Time to let you all know i have started a patreon! If you like what i do and want to see more now there's more! The link will be down below alongside all my other socials! ❤️
twitter.com/Chris_SDD
tumblr.com/schrissdd
ko-fi.com/chris_sdd
patreon.com/chrissdd
twitter.com/Chris_SDD
tumblr.com/schrissdd
ko-fi.com/chris_sdd
patreon.com/chrissdd
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November 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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PSA: if you are doing gear and enjoying the results, that’s great! If you wish to be an enhanced lifter and/or leverage pharmacological science to help get to your goals, do it! I only ask two things: 1.) engage your PCP and be safe about it, 2.) be fucking honest about it in your sharing.
This shit is what's wrong with fitness media
"Consistency and Effort"
And then in another post talks about all the shit he's actually on
"Consistency and Effort"
And then in another post talks about all the shit he's actually on
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
PSA: if you are doing gear and enjoying the results, that’s great! If you wish to be an enhanced lifter and/or leverage pharmacological science to help get to your goals, do it! I only ask two things: 1.) engage your PCP and be safe about it, 2.) be fucking honest about it in your sharing.
It’s a makeup workout day combining some much overdue deficit deadlifting and the full Saturday upper body program.
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s a makeup workout day combining some much overdue deficit deadlifting and the full Saturday upper body program.
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
🎃 🍆
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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👀 💦 😈 🥵
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
👀 💦 😈 🥵
Ohi :3 🥵
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ohi :3 🥵
Pre-Halloween party hosting anxiety letsgooooooo! 😩 🎉 😭
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pre-Halloween party hosting anxiety letsgooooooo! 😩 🎉 😭
Woof 🥵 but also lol 😂
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Woof 🥵 but also lol 😂
Ohay hotties! 🤩
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ohay hotties! 🤩
Ok you gays: what should I wear that’s cute to a Halsey concert next week? I have been invited to go with a friend who couldn’t find a date, and I want to feel cute, buuuut I am not super practiced at dressing cute for concerts. 😬 Ideas appreciated! ✍🏻 🧐
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ok you gays: what should I wear that’s cute to a Halsey concert next week? I have been invited to go with a friend who couldn’t find a date, and I want to feel cute, buuuut I am not super practiced at dressing cute for concerts. 😬 Ideas appreciated! ✍🏻 🧐
I’d gladly swap either role here (or both). 🙈
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’d gladly swap either role here (or both). 🙈
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This Thursday 8–10pm at The Dallas Eagle: Drink & Draw goes “Locktoberween” with spooky‑season poses, queer joy, and body‑positive vibes in a bar‑friendly figure drawing night.
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This Thursday 8–10pm at The Dallas Eagle: Drink & Draw goes “Locktoberween” with spooky‑season poses, queer joy, and body‑positive vibes in a bar‑friendly figure drawing night.