Certified Awkward Himbo
@joshwithouthats.doesthings.online
Spicy account for following, liking, maaaybe posting, and sharing butts and other ~*cute boy things*~ ^_^
Hubby @sluttyside.bsky.social
🌈 NSFW 18+✨
Hubby @sluttyside.bsky.social
🌈 NSFW 18+✨
I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷♂️
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷♂️
It’s a makeup workout day combining some much overdue deficit deadlifting and the full Saturday upper body program.
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s a makeup workout day combining some much overdue deficit deadlifting and the full Saturday upper body program.
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻
My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂↕️
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂↕️
Post a duo
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Post a duo
I never don’t feel ridiculous doing this, and my hair is never *not* doing weird dances in all the fan wind, but here is me practicing not looking stupid flexing in my garage during a
workout. #gayswholift
workout. #gayswholift
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I never don’t feel ridiculous doing this, and my hair is never *not* doing weird dances in all the fan wind, but here is me practicing not looking stupid flexing in my garage during a
workout. #gayswholift
workout. #gayswholift
Yesterdays Saturday afternoon workout lewk. Constantly grinding and never satisfied, but I’m not mad at what the lighting was doing here. 📸
August 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Yesterdays Saturday afternoon workout lewk. Constantly grinding and never satisfied, but I’m not mad at what the lighting was doing here. 📸
No YOU spent most of the day hungover and are now working out in a 93F garage against all your better reason in the pursuit of vanity! 🫠 The Gainz Train haven’t brakes, folks — let’s goooo! 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼 #gayswholift #gay
August 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
No YOU spent most of the day hungover and are now working out in a 93F garage against all your better reason in the pursuit of vanity! 🫠 The Gainz Train haven’t brakes, folks — let’s goooo! 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼 #gayswholift #gay
Rofl forgot to attach the selfie because I’m still very much a dufus. 😂 🤡
August 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Rofl forgot to attach the selfie because I’m still very much a dufus. 😂 🤡
Take a few days ago, but it was nice out. Coffee, peaches, and (not shown) 400 birds making crazy bird noises nearby. ☀️ 🐦 ☕️ 🍑
August 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Take a few days ago, but it was nice out. Coffee, peaches, and (not shown) 400 birds making crazy bird noises nearby. ☀️ 🐦 ☕️ 🍑
“Get dope out yo vein and hope in yo brain cuz you ain’t never gonna get nowhere smokin the pipe” - Rev. James Salton, Up from the World Church, Memphis hometown icon
August 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Get dope out yo vein and hope in yo brain cuz you ain’t never gonna get nowhere smokin the pipe” - Rev. James Salton, Up from the World Church, Memphis hometown icon
Welcome to Gainzville, USA, also known colloquially as Lord-Jesus-what-is-my-hair-doing-ington.
Anyway here’s a dumb garage gym flexy pic. It was upper body day, Day 1 of Week 4 of this 6 week cycle.
I am bad at whatever super flexing y’all doing, though, so don’t judge 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼
Anyway here’s a dumb garage gym flexy pic. It was upper body day, Day 1 of Week 4 of this 6 week cycle.
I am bad at whatever super flexing y’all doing, though, so don’t judge 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼
August 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Welcome to Gainzville, USA, also known colloquially as Lord-Jesus-what-is-my-hair-doing-ington.
Anyway here’s a dumb garage gym flexy pic. It was upper body day, Day 1 of Week 4 of this 6 week cycle.
I am bad at whatever super flexing y’all doing, though, so don’t judge 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼
Anyway here’s a dumb garage gym flexy pic. It was upper body day, Day 1 of Week 4 of this 6 week cycle.
I am bad at whatever super flexing y’all doing, though, so don’t judge 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼
These pics are shit, I acknowledge, but I’m pretty happy with how I look from behind. Getting that low back > butt transition to look less blobby is SO hard, y’all, so I’m glad to see I’m making progress! :3
August 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
These pics are shit, I acknowledge, but I’m pretty happy with how I look from behind. Getting that low back > butt transition to look less blobby is SO hard, y’all, so I’m glad to see I’m making progress! :3
Took these recently trying on one of my new @pandershirts.com thongs and only realized WAY too late that it was inside out for the picture. Lol.
Anyway here ya go. Forever trying to lean out that lower body/flanks area 🫠 #gayhimbo #undies #gay
Anyway here ya go. Forever trying to lean out that lower body/flanks area 🫠 #gayhimbo #undies #gay
August 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Took these recently trying on one of my new @pandershirts.com thongs and only realized WAY too late that it was inside out for the picture. Lol.
Anyway here ya go. Forever trying to lean out that lower body/flanks area 🫠 #gayhimbo #undies #gay
Anyway here ya go. Forever trying to lean out that lower body/flanks area 🫠 #gayhimbo #undies #gay
Reposting with a shirtless pic!
August 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reposting with a shirtless pic!
It’s Homophobia Degrees Fahrenheit in the garage gym today yall. I’m on 32oz Nalgene #3 and on the last movement (cross-body cable Y raises). I no longer remember the feeling of AC, the comfort of cool surfaces, the first berries of spring…
Sigmar bless this ravaged body. 🤲 🔥 🫠
Sigmar bless this ravaged body. 🤲 🔥 🫠
July 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s Homophobia Degrees Fahrenheit in the garage gym today yall. I’m on 32oz Nalgene #3 and on the last movement (cross-body cable Y raises). I no longer remember the feeling of AC, the comfort of cool surfaces, the first berries of spring…
Sigmar bless this ravaged body. 🤲 🔥 🫠
Sigmar bless this ravaged body. 🤲 🔥 🫠
After this lower body workout, I’m gonna need both kinds of noods to not crumble into a pile of salt 🫠 🫣
July 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
After this lower body workout, I’m gonna need both kinds of noods to not crumble into a pile of salt 🫠 🫣
I dunno what it means but
July 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I dunno what it means but
Was checking shoulder form and was struck by my back progress! Daaaaaang! 🤯 It’s cool being able to see progress on my actual body rather than the watch-numbers-go-up of strength training
(I def still use strength training style numbers tracking cuz that shit works!)
#gayswholift #gayworkout
(I def still use strength training style numbers tracking cuz that shit works!)
#gayswholift #gayworkout
July 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Was checking shoulder form and was struck by my back progress! Daaaaaang! 🤯 It’s cool being able to see progress on my actual body rather than the watch-numbers-go-up of strength training
(I def still use strength training style numbers tracking cuz that shit works!)
#gayswholift #gayworkout
(I def still use strength training style numbers tracking cuz that shit works!)
#gayswholift #gayworkout
Finally got my @astorbonder.bsky.social prints framed last night. They’re lovely! 🥰 Now to figure out where to hang them 🤔 #gayart #queerart
July 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Finally got my @astorbonder.bsky.social prints framed last night. They’re lovely! 🥰 Now to figure out where to hang them 🤔 #gayart #queerart
I’d already done the main set of these barbell good mornings and had intended to do a quick form check…and forgot to hit record. So this is a set of 5. Pretty happy with them even despite soreness still in left hip/hammy! 🥳
Figured I’d share bc it’s almost thirsty? 🤷♂️ 😇 🍑
Figured I’d share bc it’s almost thirsty? 🤷♂️ 😇 🍑
June 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’d already done the main set of these barbell good mornings and had intended to do a quick form check…and forgot to hit record. So this is a set of 5. Pretty happy with them even despite soreness still in left hip/hammy! 🥳
Figured I’d share bc it’s almost thirsty? 🤷♂️ 😇 🍑
Figured I’d share bc it’s almost thirsty? 🤷♂️ 😇 🍑
Yall I am not out here sweating like I am working this hard this long so I can barely look moderately presentable in a swimsuit just so some know-nothing hate-everything Fascist wannabes can burn down my society! 😩😡
Anyway here’s a selfie plz send cooler weather I’m dying
Anyway here’s a selfie plz send cooler weather I’m dying
June 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Yall I am not out here sweating like I am working this hard this long so I can barely look moderately presentable in a swimsuit just so some know-nothing hate-everything Fascist wannabes can burn down my society! 😩😡
Anyway here’s a selfie plz send cooler weather I’m dying
Anyway here’s a selfie plz send cooler weather I’m dying
Today I confirmed that meal prepping vegetables is WAY faster when doing it outdoors on the griddle. 👩🍳 🍳 🥗
Also gettin’ some sun on the 🍑 😎
Now if I can just shake these stupid flanks. :(
#gayswholift #gaysofspring
Also gettin’ some sun on the 🍑 😎
Now if I can just shake these stupid flanks. :(
#gayswholift #gaysofspring
May 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today I confirmed that meal prepping vegetables is WAY faster when doing it outdoors on the griddle. 👩🍳 🍳 🥗
Also gettin’ some sun on the 🍑 😎
Now if I can just shake these stupid flanks. :(
#gayswholift #gaysofspring
Also gettin’ some sun on the 🍑 😎
Now if I can just shake these stupid flanks. :(
#gayswholift #gaysofspring
I ordered a sparkly off Etsy! ✨ 🐦⬛
I’m collecting pool-friendly bits and bangles so I can *really* #Gay #Himbo it up this summer, and this is one of them! Other items include a hat that says HOMO on it I can wear backwards and several anklets (including one made of bronze bird skulls). 🧢 😎 💅🏻
I’m collecting pool-friendly bits and bangles so I can *really* #Gay #Himbo it up this summer, and this is one of them! Other items include a hat that says HOMO on it I can wear backwards and several anklets (including one made of bronze bird skulls). 🧢 😎 💅🏻
May 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@supertwunk.bsky.social ‘s tanks occupy a regular space in my wardrobe, and yes I definitely wear them during workouts for all the curious neighbors to see. 💅🏻 😈 #gayswholift #feelingcute
May 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@supertwunk.bsky.social ‘s tanks occupy a regular space in my wardrobe, and yes I definitely wear them during workouts for all the curious neighbors to see. 💅🏻 😈 #gayswholift #feelingcute
Reskeet the spectacles, nerd (if you want to it’s ok if you don’t sorry sorry sorry 🙈)
April 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Reskeet the spectacles, nerd (if you want to it’s ok if you don’t sorry sorry sorry 🙈)