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Oops! All bullshit!
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remember to reply with "I LOVE CORNDOG" or else he welds underwater
also he is wearing a bikini because i dont know what kind of cock he has
also he is wearing a bikini because i dont know what kind of cock he has
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
remember to reply with "I LOVE CORNDOG" or else he welds underwater
also he is wearing a bikini because i dont know what kind of cock he has
also he is wearing a bikini because i dont know what kind of cock he has
i was going to make a really gross joke and it contained the words "mummified minge" but I deleted the whole thing and wrote this instead
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
i was going to make a really gross joke and it contained the words "mummified minge" but I deleted the whole thing and wrote this instead
no i meant i SAID cunt. i dont want a UK cunt no please stop cancel the package. put margaret thatcher's body back in the grave
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
no i meant i SAID cunt. i dont want a UK cunt no please stop cancel the package. put margaret thatcher's body back in the grave
somebody make a browser extension that (cosmetically) multiplies the engagement stats of ur bsky posts by like 1 to 5000 based off of opaque and constantly changing rules. like if u post a link you lose 5 multiplier, but if u say "unalive" you gain 100 multiplier
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
somebody make a browser extension that (cosmetically) multiplies the engagement stats of ur bsky posts by like 1 to 5000 based off of opaque and constantly changing rules. like if u post a link you lose 5 multiplier, but if u say "unalive" you gain 100 multiplier
dam they just used a classical piece of music that was very fitting in theme huh. i would have preferred it if kubrik used a slowed down pop song with a lot of piano and sung by lorde
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
dam they just used a classical piece of music that was very fitting in theme huh. i would have preferred it if kubrik used a slowed down pop song with a lot of piano and sung by lorde
one thing that really got me in zootopia 2 was the shining reference. it literally played the theme from the shining when it panned down into the hedge maze i was gigglinggg
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
one thing that really got me in zootopia 2 was the shining reference. it literally played the theme from the shining when it panned down into the hedge maze i was gigglinggg