jell
@joshuaelliott.bsky.social
smallish. technical. mildly artisty.
(he/him)
(he/him)
I do not wish to be informed.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I do not wish to be informed.
Sometimes a song does *exactly* what you expect, but it's good.
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
The Polyhedron
Something a little different from me, I hope you all enjoy it!! :)
soundcloud.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Sometimes a song does *exactly* what you expect, but it's good.
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
(Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
THE NEW VIZIER IS ON OUR SIDE!
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
THE NEW VIZIER IS ON OUR SIDE!
*sigh* Now I have to wait a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH to see some Zauber Spire -related shenanigans.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*sigh* Now I have to wait a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH to see some Zauber Spire -related shenanigans.
looooooooooooooool @ the casting for Vandran.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
looooooooooooooool @ the casting for Vandran.
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im very confused by american politics
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im very confused by american politics
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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im very confused by american politics
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im very confused by american politics
Yowza. Turns out alcohol really **works** when you haven't had any in two years.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yowza. Turns out alcohol really **works** when you haven't had any in two years.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
GIGO
cousin of
FAFO
cousin of
FAFO
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
GIGO
cousin of
FAFO
cousin of
FAFO
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If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.
EASY EFFECTS! Add splines to the damn EQ.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
EASY EFFECTS! Add splines to the damn EQ.
If your website produces audio without my consent, I wish you a death involving razor blades and lemon juice.
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If your website produces audio without my consent, I wish you a death involving razor blades and lemon juice.
Steam hardware survey results only report half my RAM. Funky.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Steam hardware survey results only report half my RAM. Funky.
Welp. We're inboxing like it's 1999.
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Welp. We're inboxing like it's 1999.
Gmail has tied inbox categories into "Smart Features" which encompasses the LLM bs? So you can't have tabs if you turn off AI.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gmail has tied inbox categories into "Smart Features" which encompasses the LLM bs? So you can't have tabs if you turn off AI.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
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Dispatch's success is well-deserved. Speaking personally, I'm happy that there's still a market and an appetite for Telltale-style games.
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Dispatch, The Superhero Comedy From Former Telltale Devs, Tops 2 Million Players - IGN
Dispatch, the superhero workplace comedy from former Telltale devs, has topped two million players.
www.ign.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dispatch's success is well-deserved. Speaking personally, I'm happy that there's still a market and an appetite for Telltale-style games.
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
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Nvidia misses its earnings goals? Stock market crash. Nvidia meets its earnings goals? Stock market crash. Nvidia exceeds its earnings goals? Believe it or not, stock market crash.
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nvidia misses its earnings goals? Stock market crash. Nvidia meets its earnings goals? Stock market crash. Nvidia exceeds its earnings goals? Believe it or not, stock market crash.
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In other news, they’ve renamed themselves the kkkoast guard
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In other news, they’ve renamed themselves the kkkoast guard
Ok, what the hell. The music in The Mighty Nein is too damn cool.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ok, what the hell. The music in The Mighty Nein is too damn cool.
Welp. End of the day. No Half-Life 3. No Borealis. Not even some Ravenholm: Renovation village builder on mobile.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Welp. End of the day. No Half-Life 3. No Borealis. Not even some Ravenholm: Renovation village builder on mobile.
Lee "Harvey" Oswald
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Lee "Harvey" Oswald
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Point is it never hurts to ask and worst case, move on till you find somebody who doesn't require you use AI. My reply:
"Between the guaranteed unreliability and malfunction of AI as well as privacy concerns, being required to use AI would have forced us to move our business." Let a business know!
"Between the guaranteed unreliability and malfunction of AI as well as privacy concerns, being required to use AI would have forced us to move our business." Let a business know!
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Point is it never hurts to ask and worst case, move on till you find somebody who doesn't require you use AI. My reply:
"Between the guaranteed unreliability and malfunction of AI as well as privacy concerns, being required to use AI would have forced us to move our business." Let a business know!
"Between the guaranteed unreliability and malfunction of AI as well as privacy concerns, being required to use AI would have forced us to move our business." Let a business know!
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That’s the way we like to fuck
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
That’s the way we like to fuck
It's sad that Houdini - a truly massive VFX software - launches in a tenth the time that it takes the Minecraft Launcher to get to a usable state after starting it.
Hell are you doing over there, Microsoft?
Hell are you doing over there, Microsoft?
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's sad that Houdini - a truly massive VFX software - launches in a tenth the time that it takes the Minecraft Launcher to get to a usable state after starting it.
Hell are you doing over there, Microsoft?
Hell are you doing over there, Microsoft?