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Jordon Flato
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Stranger.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I bet he also wouldn’t understand NoMeansNo.
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Holy shit this thread…
duh i'm Magritte i can't paint faces for shit duhhh
August 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I co-sign this important message
August 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Getting ready.
June 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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RED HAT

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HATRED
June 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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iykyk
May 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Hey #UFOsky fam did you see this incredibly concise summary of Palantir’s reach and intentions?

Only thing missing was any mention of #UFOs, but IYKYK 🛸

youtu.be/DZ95Gmvg_D4?...
Palantir: The New Deep State
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtu.be
April 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Had not to laugh at this execrable bullshit, but also that poor reporter should have grabbed the moment and leaned in and really hold on to the epistemological bedrock here
So he's just fully insane or fully stupid. I know, I know... (insert "Why not both" gif)
This exchange is so very telling.

Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:

"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
April 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Important video.

youtu.be/DZ95Gmvg_D4
I Worked At Palantir: The Tech Company Reshaping Reality
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtu.be
April 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is so blatantly treasonous. Nothing will be done but this is so utterly utterly damming.
🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
April 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I just finished season one, so very late to this party, but Nathan Fielder is a damn genius and this trailer for season 2 promises a truly epic event.
April 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is from the Beowulf of my childhood and lives large in my subconscious
Jean Léon Huens, “Knight Coming Upon a Sleepy Creature,” used as a 1968 cover for Robert Nye’s 'Beowulf: A New Telling'
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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"What is that Something? It’s the impulse that brings worshippers to their knees. It’s what lifts our eyes to the stars. It’s the sense that the world in which we find ourselves is obscured by a kind of veil through which we can’t quite see." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/somethings...
Something's Happening and We Don't Know What It Is
“In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration of beauty.” Christopher Morley
michaelianblack.substack.com
March 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Interesting read - 'Conspiracists are about to get a dose of reality' www.thetimes.com/article/b3bb...
Conspiracists are about to get a dose of reality
Antivaxers, cranks and fantasists thrive in safe, stable societies but the days of consequence-free idiocy may be ending
www.thetimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is the story that needed to be surfaced. This is the core of the play and needs to be called out explicitly
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@theo-ellsworth.bsky.social glad to see you here. I adore your work. Was introduced to you by my good friend Chris Broderick who passed unexpectedly a few years ago. I inherited his underground comic collection and your works hold a prominent place there
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
1/ Ok putting this out there because I'll never be able to act on this, but I know sure as shit someone is going to, so I want proof I at least had the idea first.
So, I was sitting on hold with Verizon, listening to their GOD AWFUL hold music and thought...wait, there's a solution for this...
January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking coward. And his current look screams a 14 year old who yells "Skibbiddi Toilet Ohio" all day. What an absolute disaster these Attention Prospectors are. If the American Dream is to provide a ground for such imbecilic morons to reign, then it should be hard rebooted.
January 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social is brilliant and I'm a huge fan. This take is, unfortunately, nonsense. I follow this topic closely, and unfortunately it is mired in mud and loose thinking, on all sides of the issue. The Gimbal image is hotly debated, but to claim it's 100% identified is false.
Just so, so ballsy to put an image of something that we 100% know is the heat signature of an airplane on the cover of your book about UFOs.
January 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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New chapter of the Weird Luck webcomic begins in one week, on Thursday, January 16th!

Catch up on the previous chapters now at weirdluck.net!

#webcomics #comics #comicsky #weirdluck #espionage #urbanfantasy #crime
January 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM