Jordan Harris
jordawesome.com
Jordan Harris
@jordawesome.com
An artithmetic mean of Ralph Wiggum and Martin Prince.
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I felt this in my fucking soul
June 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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man what am i even supposed to do here
January 6, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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Me saying let’s circle back after the holidays: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me after the holidays: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.
December 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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I have stolen
the apes
that were in
the blockchain

on which
you were using
multiple
slurp juices

Forgive me
they were worthless
you rube
you dipshit
December 17, 2023 at 12:41 AM
<Troy McClure voice>
November 2, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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September 27, 2023 at 6:32 AM
Edmonton, right now.
September 22, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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no one has "too much free time," if you see someone making something creative it isn't because they failed to watch television
September 18, 2023 at 9:30 PM