Jordan Harris
@jordawesome.com
An artithmetic mean of Ralph Wiggum and Martin Prince.
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I felt this in my fucking soul
June 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I felt this in my fucking soul
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on a day like today, it's hard not to recall a Ford Bronco www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
Ford recalls nearly 43,000 Bronco Sport, Escape SUVs due to gas leaks that can cause fires
Ford is recalling nearly 43,000 small SUVs because gasoline can leak from the fuel injectors onto hot engine surfaces, increasing the risk of fires.
www.cbsnews.com
April 11, 2024 at 5:55 PM
on a day like today, it's hard not to recall a Ford Bronco www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
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man what am i even supposed to do here
January 6, 2024 at 5:51 AM
man what am i even supposed to do here
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Me saying let’s circle back after the holidays: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me after the holidays: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me after the holidays: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Me saying let’s circle back after the holidays: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me after the holidays: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me after the holidays: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.
December 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM
The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.
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I have stolen
the apes
that were in
the blockchain
on which
you were using
multiple
slurp juices
Forgive me
they were worthless
you rube
you dipshit
the apes
that were in
the blockchain
on which
you were using
multiple
slurp juices
Forgive me
they were worthless
you rube
you dipshit
December 17, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I have stolen
the apes
that were in
the blockchain
on which
you were using
multiple
slurp juices
Forgive me
they were worthless
you rube
you dipshit
the apes
that were in
the blockchain
on which
you were using
multiple
slurp juices
Forgive me
they were worthless
you rube
you dipshit
<Troy McClure voice>
November 2, 2023 at 3:14 PM
<Troy McClure voice>
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Edmonton, right now.
September 22, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Edmonton, right now.
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no one has "too much free time," if you see someone making something creative it isn't because they failed to watch television
September 18, 2023 at 9:30 PM
no one has "too much free time," if you see someone making something creative it isn't because they failed to watch television