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Jordan Glasgow
@jordanglasgow.bsky.social
When I asked a friend if I was funny, she replied that I was a delight. You’ve been warned.
@drewkc.bsky.social’s brunch partner.
Came here to gloat that I beat @drewkc.bsky.social on a random history trivia question
August 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
He’s not wrong tho
July 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Happy Birthday to Satchel Paige, baseball’s greatest pitcher ever.
July 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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i’m sorry to anyone who put their faith in lisa murkowksi but i’m not sure why you did that
July 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A quote from the @kansascity.com article about Nate’s investigation. Absolutely maddening.
June 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Think it’s time I buy a jersey
this rules and of course the first comment on instagram is “still time to delete this”
June 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The missing persons poster:
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
#Missouri BlueSky: please help find my buddy from college. Nate is a wonderful human. He was last seen in the #CapeGirardeau area.

www.reddit.com/r/CapeGirard...
Our friend is missing, any help to find him is appreciated.
www.reddit.com
June 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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The cover of the new edition of New York Magazine.
June 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me, a woman solidly in her thirties, as the skies open up:

“My flowers are going to be so happy.”
June 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey, I made partner today, and that’s pretty exciting.

Five-ish years ago, Drew suggested that, instead of quitting practice, I apply to this union-side labor firm where my professor once worked. That suggestion changed my view of the profession.
June 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Lo in the USWNT kit is everything.
June 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@drewkc.bsky.social and I are participating this weekend in the @marchofdimes.org’s Regional #MarchForBabies in STL. 🧵
May 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Our start to parenthood was completely unexpected. Thanks to the serfactant treatment research that March of Dimes funded, our child is thriving. Please consider making a donation to honor our lil bub.
May 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This one really affirmed my passion for workers’ rights.

Also, that wine was 🔥
Celebrating this kickass lawyer, @jordanglasgow.bsky.social who stays winning.
May 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My 18 mo has started giving kisses on the cheek, and I’m pretty sure they can stoke world peace.

Alert The Hague
May 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I thought government handouts were a bad thing
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins says the Trump administration is considering a bailout plan for farmers hurt by the trade war sparked by Trump.
April 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Quite possibly the most conservative circuit in the country.
When you’ve lost the Fourth Circuit
April 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Vegan friends: help me with what you use as egg alternatives. I’ve heard applesauce in baked goods?
March 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I fully understand the gravity of the situation we are currently in. But I’m also allowing myself to be crushed by it.

What starter packs should I follow to balance out my feed?
February 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What happened? White suburban women are gullible and got played.
'Everything is more expensive': Trump promised to lower grocery prices on Day One. What happened? (MSNBC)

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February 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Let's fuck shit up today
February 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If angst generated electricity, I think I have enough right now to power all of Death Cab’s instruments.
February 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
February 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM