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Schultzy
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Definitely no longer an athlete 🇺🇸🇨🇺 Sports and geopolitics, with a hint of IPE.
I worked for a full hour today before realizing I’m supposed to be on off for Veterans Day. Work from home does have downside risk…
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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It’s so funny that Nick Sirianni can’t manage to get fired even though everyone wants to fire him because Howie Roseman is too good at his job
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Seeing Schumer make benign requests, only for the Republicans to reject it, may seem annoying but is unfortunately good politics. The Median American Voter loves senators saying “mightn't we find some Bipartisanship?” and is saddened when Republicans say no. They slurp this stuff right up.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:

Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care

"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The year is 2150 scavengers roam the waste land. While ransacking an ancient terrestrial vehicle, it suddenly comes to life. The relic’s speakers gargle to life ; “ Dame la gasolina” blares on the speakers. “My parents love this song” the entire band says in unison.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Of course no one in the administration has seen “Archer”…
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
USC - ND game is too drunk to drive
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Um, aren’t suburbs suburbs because they’re underdeveloped?? If you build a bunch of office and apartment buildings that makes it pretty urban…
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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More than 2,500 people have been charged, as an initial crackdown on the expression has spawned broader protests.
Why is India prosecuting Muslims who said ‘I love Muhammad’?
More than 2,500 people have been charged as an initial crackdown on the expression has spawned broader protests.
aje.io
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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1066 was just 3-way viking infighting and im tired of pretending its not
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
PSA: Die Spitz is an insanely good band and quite possibly the greatest live performance (so much better than their streaming) that I’ve ever seen. Punk rockers with metal virtuosity. So good I had to share

#DieSpitz
September 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I figured out why Aaron Rodgers is so annoying and loathsome. He is a Tech Bro turned QB; not many worse personality combos out there.
September 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Are artillery exchanges and infantry firefights not war?
July 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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“Epstein told Trump, when they were on Epstein’s plane on the way to Epstein Island, that if Epstein was ever arrested for the sex crimes they were doing or about to do, he wanted to be killed in prison, have his death covered up, and the Department of Education to be dismantled.” Promises kept.
if we had a functioning opp party, they'd be trying to tie every decision from this gutter trash admin to Epstein, even the flimsiest shit. Epstein didn't like EVs and he always wanted to develop Yosemite, it's true. DT doing a favor for his good bud
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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While fighting a war of survival against Russia, Ukraine must not turn into its authoritarian neighbor.

As Ukraine’s main independent English-language media outlet, we have a duty to acknowledge and expose this threat.
Editorial: Right now, Ukraine’s democracy risks a Russian-style backslide
While fighting a war of survival against Russia, Ukraine must not turn into its authoritarian neighbor. As Ukraine’s main independent English-language media outlet, we have a duty to acknowledge and ...
kyivindependent.com
July 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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As an American, that sentence hits differently lol
Insane that I’ve been keeping this secret for nearly four years. Victoria’s Secret is arriving in book and tv form on July 31st, and this is just the *first* of the revelations: www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/c...
Channel 4 to prove that Queen Victoria and John Brown were lovers
The widowed monarch and mother of nine is to get a new reputation as a woman who made the most of her 'passionate mid-life'
www.mirror.co.uk
July 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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That sinking feeling when you accidentally send a tariff letter addressed to the leader of a ruling military junta that the United States refuses to recognize or (otherwise) engage with.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
Shunned Myanmar leader thrilled at US contact after Trump tariff letter
Min Aung Hlaing expresses ‘sincere appreciation’ for letter from US president threatening 40% tariff
www.theguardian.com
July 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every time I see “Superman is woke” BS I think about watching this YouTube video as a kid. Superman is too OP to be a good character without the internal struggles of belonging and being an alien.

youtu.be/oyl97TG8jbA?...
Goku VS Superman 1 (2013) The Original Classic | DEATH BATTLE!
YouTube video by DEATH BATTLE!
youtu.be
July 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
July 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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The three primary adults in my household are a Jew (me), a Palestinian Christian, and an observant Muslim, and I really feel like I’m not getting enough sitcom offers
July 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Real life Lou Brown
Mark Kotsay on the sirens behind him during his postgame press conference: "I don't want to make Sportscenter tonight with what I want to say about what's going on right now"
July 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Until this point I was 40% sure he was a character doing a parody bit. I’m now only 25% sure.
July 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM