Jon Pyle
@jonpyle.bsky.social
Digital Pastor Pop culture was my first religion. World-class hugger. Retired sports blogger.
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I’ll keep saying this but this still feels nuts to me. That CFB coaches are making $10 million regularly and 5-star QBs — surely the most valuable assets in the sport — are at around $1 million
No other sport with salaries gives more money to coaches than players
No other sport with salaries gives more money to coaches than players
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’ll keep saying this but this still feels nuts to me. That CFB coaches are making $10 million regularly and 5-star QBs — surely the most valuable assets in the sport — are at around $1 million
No other sport with salaries gives more money to coaches than players
No other sport with salaries gives more money to coaches than players
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you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
a lot of you are spending your sunday staying focused on Lane when what you should be doing is staying in your lane on the path to the Lord's eternal embrace
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
I feel less confident in Ohio State winning the natty after their victory today. But somehow more confident about A&M.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I feel less confident in Ohio State winning the natty after their victory today. But somehow more confident about A&M.
We’re dangerously close to “Lane Kiffin announces his decision during @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark” territory. That would be an absolute delight.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We’re dangerously close to “Lane Kiffin announces his decision during @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark” territory. That would be an absolute delight.
A good pop culture lesson to teach your children: not everything is made for you. And it’s not bad just because you’re not the target audience.
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A good pop culture lesson to teach your children: not everything is made for you. And it’s not bad just because you’re not the target audience.
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Costco should get Chris Pine to do a shot for shot remake of these Sam’s Club commercials with Chris Pratt
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Costco should get Chris Pine to do a shot for shot remake of these Sam’s Club commercials with Chris Pratt
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closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
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if you want to make Rom Coms in the vein of Hallmark movies but in warm sunny locales hit my line
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
if you want to make Rom Coms in the vein of Hallmark movies but in warm sunny locales hit my line
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Yes, if you have an update to an original Thanksgiving Disaster, we will take that as well 👨🚀 🌕
Thanksgiving Disaster Boogaloo
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yes, if you have an update to an original Thanksgiving Disaster, we will take that as well 👨🚀 🌕
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Part of why the billionaire class LOVES “Artificial Intelligence” so much is that they don’t value work.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Part of why the billionaire class LOVES “Artificial Intelligence” so much is that they don’t value work.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
As much as I want success for USC, I’m relieved that I don’t have to work up some false hope and watch them get boat raced in the Playoffs
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
As much as I want success for USC, I’m relieved that I don’t have to work up some false hope and watch them get boat raced in the Playoffs
We’ve needed Jane to take the play card from Lincoln Riley for a long time.
Congratulations to @janecoaston.bsky.social on her new role as USC offensive coordinator.
#AllPIOffense
#AllPIOffense
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We’ve needed Jane to take the play card from Lincoln Riley for a long time.
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USC has allowed a punt return TD and then get a leaping penalty to turn a missed FG into an Oregon touchdown. That is how you go from a close game to a 28-14 deficit with the Ducks getting the ball to start the second half.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
USC has allowed a punt return TD and then get a leaping penalty to turn a missed FG into an Oregon touchdown. That is how you go from a close game to a 28-14 deficit with the Ducks getting the ball to start the second half.
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no but really
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
no but really
I know I’m old because whenever I see football players with their mouth piece dangling before the snap, I get so nervous.
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
two men in plaid shirts are standing next to each other on a blue background .
ALT: two men in plaid shirts are standing next to each other on a blue background .
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November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know I’m old because whenever I see football players with their mouth piece dangling before the snap, I get so nervous.
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
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this goddamn fucking sneak attack ad gets me every fucking time I can't make it 15 seconds godDAMMIT
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
this goddamn fucking sneak attack ad gets me every fucking time I can't make it 15 seconds godDAMMIT
One of the only movies I’ve ever walked out on and demanded a refund was Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2. Watching it now, I was entirely justified. It’s nonsensical.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One of the only movies I’ve ever walked out on and demanded a refund was Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2. Watching it now, I was entirely justified. It’s nonsensical.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
That PI call is INSANE. One of the worst I’ve seen in awhile.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That PI call is INSANE. One of the worst I’ve seen in awhile.
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Did not expect USC to pull out a win against Iowa today but I’m damn happy they did. Fight On! ✌🏾
a football player wearing a red jersey with the number 13 on it
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November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Did not expect USC to pull out a win against Iowa today but I’m damn happy they did. Fight On! ✌🏾
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*looks around* I don’t think Oklahoma or Alabama are that good. *ducks*
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*looks around* I don’t think Oklahoma or Alabama are that good. *ducks*