Jonny Patterson
@jonnypatterson.bsky.social
I live in Belfast, Northern Ireland. 🇪🇺
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I am being somewhat flippant about this but I'm honestly not sure how else to react to a document demonstrating some of the world's most powerful men chortling about their super-secret treehouse club where they abuse young women.
More embarrassing than a ten-page letter addressed to "my best mate ever, Noncey O'Sexcrimes"?
Mandelson: more ‘very embarrassing’ details of Epstein friendship to come
September 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I am being somewhat flippant about this but I'm honestly not sure how else to react to a document demonstrating some of the world's most powerful men chortling about their super-secret treehouse club where they abuse young women.
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Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
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An unusual sight: President Trump is getting ratio’d on Truth Social for asking his followers to move on from the Epstein files. Some say he’s “gaslighting,” others say it will cost him supporters or even “kill MAGA.” A sampling of some replies getting heavy engagement.
July 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
An unusual sight: President Trump is getting ratio’d on Truth Social for asking his followers to move on from the Epstein files. Some say he’s “gaslighting,” others say it will cost him supporters or even “kill MAGA.” A sampling of some replies getting heavy engagement.
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One day apart.
April 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
One day apart.
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Trump and British PM Liz Truss were both forced by financial market freakouts to retreat from economic folly. In the UK case, Truss promptly resigned, because 1) Britain is still a more or less functional polity, 2) she has a normal human sense of self-respect, and 3) her own party told her to.
April 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Trump and British PM Liz Truss were both forced by financial market freakouts to retreat from economic folly. In the UK case, Truss promptly resigned, because 1) Britain is still a more or less functional polity, 2) she has a normal human sense of self-respect, and 3) her own party told her to.
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If the first Trump term was Boris Johnson, his second term is pure Liz Truss
April 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
If the first Trump term was Boris Johnson, his second term is pure Liz Truss
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Trump’s own voters are turning on him.
April 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Trump’s own voters are turning on him.
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Germany is considering withdrawing approximately 1,200 tons of gold, valued at around $124 billion, from a U.S. Federal Reserve vault in New York due to security concerns over Trump.
April 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Germany is considering withdrawing approximately 1,200 tons of gold, valued at around $124 billion, from a U.S. Federal Reserve vault in New York due to security concerns over Trump.
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Bankrupt running a casino. Pause in awe for a minute and absorb the enormity of that then marvel at the speed and efficiency with which the wealthiest and most influential country on earth has been dismantled to be sold for parts. #OrangeMonday
Excellent idea putting the global economy into the hands of a convicted felon who went bankrupt running a casino.
You're welcome, world!
You're welcome, world!
April 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Bankrupt running a casino. Pause in awe for a minute and absorb the enormity of that then marvel at the speed and efficiency with which the wealthiest and most influential country on earth has been dismantled to be sold for parts. #OrangeMonday
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Orange Monday is the new Black Monday.
April 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Orange Monday is the new Black Monday.
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Assholes were told they couldn't be assholes anymore, so they decided to tear down the post-WWII world order.
That's basically it, isn't it?
That's basically it, isn't it?
April 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Assholes were told they couldn't be assholes anymore, so they decided to tear down the post-WWII world order.
That's basically it, isn't it?
That's basically it, isn't it?
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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It is mind blowing to me that the world is allowing one crazy man to wreck the world economy.
April 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It is mind blowing to me that the world is allowing one crazy man to wreck the world economy.
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THIS IS WHAT A TRADE WAR LOOKS LIKE -
April 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
THIS IS WHAT A TRADE WAR LOOKS LIKE -
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Fascinating experiment in how much money people can be made to lose before they can no longer afford the luxury of owning the libs.
April 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fascinating experiment in how much money people can be made to lose before they can no longer afford the luxury of owning the libs.
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Markets check: everything is getting killed. US futures are down over 3%, high yield spreads are blowing out, crude is down almost 6% (thanks to OPEC+ for adding more supply than expected this AM), dollar down 1.5%, yield curve bull-steepening. Full-blown recession pricing for the US across assets.
April 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Markets check: everything is getting killed. US futures are down over 3%, high yield spreads are blowing out, crude is down almost 6% (thanks to OPEC+ for adding more supply than expected this AM), dollar down 1.5%, yield curve bull-steepening. Full-blown recession pricing for the US across assets.
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The stupidity in Trump’s new tariffs is apparently limitless.
He has introduced a 10% tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory.
The only inhabited island there is Diego Garcia, home to US service personnel.
TRUMP HAS PUT A TARIFF ON A US MILITARY BASE
🤡
He has introduced a 10% tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory.
The only inhabited island there is Diego Garcia, home to US service personnel.
TRUMP HAS PUT A TARIFF ON A US MILITARY BASE
🤡
April 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The stupidity in Trump’s new tariffs is apparently limitless.
He has introduced a 10% tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory.
The only inhabited island there is Diego Garcia, home to US service personnel.
TRUMP HAS PUT A TARIFF ON A US MILITARY BASE
🤡
He has introduced a 10% tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory.
The only inhabited island there is Diego Garcia, home to US service personnel.
TRUMP HAS PUT A TARIFF ON A US MILITARY BASE
🤡
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Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit?
Sigh.
Sigh.
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit?
Sigh.
Sigh.
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Economic Suicide by Dipshittery
April 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Economic Suicide by Dipshittery
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When I die, I hope to go as peacefully as democracy in the US has.
March 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
When I die, I hope to go as peacefully as democracy in the US has.
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We're taking action along with thousands across the world to hit Elon where it hurts, both his wallet, and his confidence. Join us this 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 at the Tesla Dealer on Boucher Rd to take the fight to Musk and the billionaires. Smash the fash!
#TeslaTakedown #BoycottTesla
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#TeslaTakedown #BoycottTesla
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March 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
We're taking action along with thousands across the world to hit Elon where it hurts, both his wallet, and his confidence. Join us this 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 at the Tesla Dealer on Boucher Rd to take the fight to Musk and the billionaires. Smash the fash!
#TeslaTakedown #BoycottTesla
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#TeslaTakedown #BoycottTesla
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Full list of the leaders attending the "Securing Our Future Summit" in London today:
◾️PM of Britain Keir Starmer
◾️President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy
◾️President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen
◾️President of the European Council Antonio Costa
◾️NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte
◾️PM of Britain Keir Starmer
◾️President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy
◾️President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen
◾️President of the European Council Antonio Costa
◾️NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte
March 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Full list of the leaders attending the "Securing Our Future Summit" in London today:
◾️PM of Britain Keir Starmer
◾️President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy
◾️President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen
◾️President of the European Council Antonio Costa
◾️NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte
◾️PM of Britain Keir Starmer
◾️President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy
◾️President of the European Commission Ursula von der Leyen
◾️President of the European Council Antonio Costa
◾️NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
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It’s no longer a case of potentially making a farce of the league. That time is here and now. The integrity of it has completely gone. I wonder how long it will take some clubs to revolt.
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 AM
It’s no longer a case of potentially making a farce of the league. That time is here and now. The integrity of it has completely gone. I wonder how long it will take some clubs to revolt.
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Russia has halted purchase of the ruble to avoid full economic collapse.
November 27, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Russia has halted purchase of the ruble to avoid full economic collapse.