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listen I love you joy is coming
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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I don't think that's true. I think they're just far away
September 10, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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It is the Second Sunday in Advent, the time when traditionally we pay our respects to this holy relic...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
Jeremy Lion 12 days of Christmas
Children's entertainer Jeremy Lion (Justin Edwards)and his really funny 12 days of Christmas. Not suitable for children.
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2023 at 9:10 AM
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🎵
Hey, I just bit you
and I have rabies
So see a doctor
you might have rabies
November 2, 2023 at 9:14 PM
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Inside you there are two wolves.

Now more wolves.

They're changing the behaviour of the deer.

The willows are growing back among the river.

The beavers are making dams.

Inside you there are more beavers than you could have ever expected.
October 24, 2023 at 8:27 AM
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I'm a bitch
I'm a patient
And my doctor
Is adjacent
I'm a very famous clown
I'm feeling really down
October 5, 2023 at 7:01 PM
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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September 19, 2023 at 7:55 PM
🎵 Weeeell..... take me down ti Linoleum City
Where the floors are smooth and incredibly slippy 🎶
September 19, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Huge news if true
September 19, 2023 at 12:41 PM