Jon McMinn
jonmcminn.bsky.social
Jon McMinn
@jonmcminn.bsky.social
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November 29, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?

Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Is Moana 2 Biden's Katrina?
November 30, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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It's tough following sports people because it'll be 5:30 pm on a Wednesday and they're randomly like, holy shit that was the craziest thing I've ever seen
November 26, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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losing a rap battle so badly that you file two lawsuits is literally one of the funniest things i have ever heard
November 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
@mauplease.bsky.social in their element, being a silly lil' guy
November 24, 2024 at 12:16 AM