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Mau Mau🍒 (silly lil guy)
@mauplease.bsky.social
-27 ✨️
-The horrors persist, but so do I
-Aries 🌙
-Non-Binary Baddie


( If you don't want to support eachother, please move towards the door ) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Being a healer is like bottoming for gamers
"The moons in Scorpio and I've never wanted cock more." -my friend 2024
December 26, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Ope, I'm sad again. It's time to go onto zillow and doomscroll houses I'll never be able to afford
December 20, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Still can’t believe they renamed it “Max”
December 18, 2024 at 6:10 AM
December 13, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Me and who?
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I am In peak physical health. I'm in my prime. I am an apex predator -I say as I'm consistently dying for one reason or another-
December 12, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Learned about Joan Of Arc the other day, she's pretty hard-core and might be my new hero
#mythology #model #photography
December 12, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Someone asked for my number but I said no, it's mine, it's my number, they gave it to me. Dummy
December 6, 2024 at 4:46 AM
When a man tells me to smile more
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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(me in a cave 40,000 years ago) you're gonna draw another bull, huh. real exciting
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Sometimes I take a break from being a silly fella, to be a serous gentleman
#model #Photography
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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petition to legally shorten spaghetti to spaghet
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
December 2, 2024 at 6:13 AM
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First rule of rules club is actually more of a preamble to the codex that explains our founding principles and outlines the guiding ideas that inform the general tenor of rules club.
November 29, 2024 at 10:01 AM
November 29, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I crumbled
November 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
This is my character I like, post yours, and tag 5 moots :)

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Also, this is a chain email, reply and forward, or in 7 days It will come for you.
November 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Now realizing I never officially broke up with my girlfriend on Club Penguin, happy 8 year anniversary boo ❤️
November 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Always kiss your homies goodnight.

BUT, let’s normalize kissing the homies good morning <3
November 22, 2024 at 1:12 PM
November 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Good evening gooners and goonettes
November 25, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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In space, nobody can hear you scream. They can see you ugly cry, though, so keep that in mind.
November 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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holding space 24 hour challenge
November 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
You stepped on something sharp
It was my wit
I'm on the floor
Please step on me
November 25, 2024 at 3:50 AM