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Jon Gellott
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Here while the gettin's good.
Oop
Joe Biden dies in new interview.
May 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Is the richest man on the planet doing a Nazi salute at the failed coup guy's 2nd inauguration as the self described strong man right wing president a good sign? I'm not sure. Hang on, let me check with history...

*ruffle ruffle flip*

Oh...

Oh boy...
January 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Biden endorses the TikTok ban, Biden pressures Dem lawmakers to back the TikTok ban, Biden signs the TikTok ban into law, Biden has his administration defend the TikTok ban in court.

Liberals: Trump did this! 😭
January 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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In case you're curious, this is the internal Meta "fuck DEI" announcement received by Meta employees
January 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Labor day (Molotov at closed factory that uses child labor)
There are no holidays for which "making out" isn't the best way to celebrate.
December 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.
December 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
STOP POSTING SPOILERS ONLINE, JUST LET US SEE THE MOVIE!!! Why can't we just enjoy things like googling what the spoilers were and opening the article and clicking the link and watching the spoilers without being SPOILED!?!?!
December 17, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Every NYPD update is just like, "We think the suspect shot someone a few days ago."
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Conservatives on Twitter are melting down bc they think the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade is too “woke”
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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“Not Enough Podcasts” and 0 Other Lessons the Democrats Learned From the Election
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“Not Enough Podcasts” and 0 Other Lessons the Democrats Learned From the Election
In the weeks since the election, the Democrats have been scrambling to figure out just what went wrong. How did they, a party that supports…
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November 27, 2024 at 4:34 PM
If satire, very well executed.

If serious, zero lessons learned and absolutely delusional refusal to acknowledge reality well executed.
My anger toward the progressive left will not die.

They thought they were being edgy intellectuals in withholding their votes from Hillary Clinton - because they did not agree with every one of her positions.

They put in motion the disaster we all suffering.
November 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Wrote out the post “remember when they gave Oscars to movies like My Cousin Vinny?” but had to immediately amend it to “remember when they made movies like My Cousin Vinny?”
November 23, 2024 at 8:42 AM
So Democrats forgot to rig the Presidential, Senate, FL abortion rights, and 218 house elections, but they remembered to steal this one CA district at the last minute to ensure a slightly smaller anticipated R majority in the house?

Good work y'all, got'em right where we want'em.
November 23, 2024 at 9:01 PM
"Bluesky is such an echo chamber!"

-Men who subscribe to Daily Wire+
November 23, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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The police report about Hegseth says he blocked the door, took the victim's phone, and ejaculated on her. She told a nurse that she may have been drugged. This was 2017.

As editor of his college paper, he published an article about how sex with an unconscious woman is not rape.
November 22, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Name a film.
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Hey Matt... MATT! Why would your confirmation have been a distraction, Matt?

What about the as-yet-unreleased ethics report on the investigation into your alleged under age sex trafficking and crimes would have been a distraction from the DOJ's work?

MATT! WHY DID YOU RESIGN FROM CONGRESS MATT???
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
While we're at it, the guy Bibi is hugging looks pretty sus. Should arrest him on suspicion too.
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
"Left leaning people shouldn't just be in their echo chambers. They need to be accepting of outside viewpoints!"

Outside viewpoints: Show me your naked pelvis or you can't pee in public.
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Calm down
Bluesky is the future of social media.
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Guy who authorized more drilling than his predecessor pretends he cares about the planet and clean energy.
Biden: I will leave my successor and my country with a strong foundation to build on if they choose to do so. It's true, some may seek to deny or delay the clean energy revolution that's under way in America, but nobody, nobody can reverse it.
November 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Fun fact, if you're trying to train your brain to come here instead of Twitter, replace where the app icon is with Bluesky.

Your brain will only catch on after you scroll a couple times without reading any Nazi propaganda.
November 17, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Where were you during the great Bluesky outage of third time this weekend?
November 17, 2024 at 4:21 PM