Jonathan Young
jonathan-actual.bsky.social
Jonathan Young
@jonathan-actual.bsky.social
Putting together a GoFundMe for a family nearby who just had their home burn down - total loss. (Everybody's ok at least)

gofund.me/92b586d1e
Donate to Help the Morris Family Rebuild After Fire, organized by Jonathan Young
Tragedy has struck one of our own families at Asbury Grove. On Sunday, Octobe… Jonathan Young needs your support for Help the Morris Family Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just saw Superman, that was great!
July 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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HOW do we go from being the BEST team in baseball to… whatever THIS is???? 😭 This is straight up depressing. We need answers. We need runs. We need a hug and a damn rally. 🧦💔⚾️ #LGM #MetsSky
June 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Let’s go Mets! Springing for the good seats to bring the luck. #lgm
June 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Man, we should play the Rockies more often. #lgm
June 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Late to the party as always but first test of on-road fast charging could hardly have been easier. I think we’re road-trip ready.
April 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Well, I've signed my name to an open letter. I'm sure this will fix everything, right?
March 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Do not do this, Rob Manfred. I know you love cheap positive publicity. It's like poppers to you. You love to win the press conference, love to grab the low-hanging fruit and bite into it, let the juices run down your chin.

For once, consider the bigger picture. Do not reinstate Pete Rose.
March 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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is it just me or is looking for jobs complete garbage time right now
March 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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To be slightly blunter than The Atlantic allowed me to be: the tiktok ban is a protectionist subsidy to Meta and Google worth hundreds of billions of dollars: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
How the United States Learned to Love Internet Censorship
America was once seen as the home of the free internet. That era is now over.
www.theatlantic.com
January 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So severance is actually excellent and I’m resentful of my friends and trusted media outlets for relentlessly and uniformly telling me it was but in such a way that I didn’t try it till now.
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Generally their understanding of the Chinese cultural revolution is that only landlords died when my grandmas understanding of the cultural revolution was that the math teacher that was slightly too mean died
I have long had zero patience with Americans who furiously post about how cool and fun a bloody leftist revolution would be, because that is the stupid shit you say when you don’t know very much about how those revolutions tend to go for people who aren’t rich and powerful
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Korean kids don't even get a coup day off
Ministry of Education has decided not to close the schools (massive eyeroll)
December 3, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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in the case of life-threatening leg trauma, remember the following steps:
1. Smack That
2. All On the Floor
3. Smack That
4. Give Me Some More
5. Smack That
6. 'Til You Get Sore
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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remember the reason for the season
November 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Taking the girl child to attempt to view the parade in the freezing rain later than I’d planned. What could possibly go wrong? This little Atlanta peach doesn’t know what she’s in for!
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Walking around the old country with my son has been very rejuvenating but if this isn’t on blocks by tomorrow, I’m disappointed in Brooklyn.
November 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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I've got three weeks to convince my son he loves Batman '66
November 24, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report.

Just fyi
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Today in "Every Day We Stray Further From God"
November 16, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM