Jolly Banker
jollybanker.bsky.social
Jolly Banker
@jollybanker.bsky.social
Desk jockey/Kontorrotte. I’m Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle.

Some people call me Maurice.
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Letter from Charles Schulz to a fan. 1970. Much missed, unlike Scott Adams.
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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It's Bowie's birthday, which means it's time for the annual repost of my drawing of a bunch of dancing Daves in the style of Charles M. Schulz’s Peanuts. Happy Birthday, Mr Jones.
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Get ready for Phase Two: a raid on Oslo to seize the Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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A great great thank you to the Norwegian Nobel Comittee, and FIFA. Great success.
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 AM
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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I see various people posting this up. Here’s me from 2001 talking about AI. Dunno how accurate it is. I hope it isn’t. youtu.be/6mvUqM2Ty5c?...
Conference "A.I." from the Armando Iannucci Show
YouTube video by Simon Kidd
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
And after all
You're my
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Vokalisten dropper mikrofonen, går forbi backdroppen og av scenen for å droppe litt syre.
Kan ikke dy meg: Hvorfor selger Moldejazz billetter til 15 konserter de har droppet?
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Not that anyone asked, but the country with the World's lowest life expectancy (Chad) has a higher life expectancy than the country with the highest life expectancy 120 yrs ago (Sweden).

Think Science and especially Medicine has somehow failed you? Think again.

#ScienceMatters
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If you like … 🎼🎼🎼
And gettin' caught in the rain
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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NRK - drit og dra.

Fy faen jeg blir så arg. P13 fungerte supert, P3 Musikk sku være samme, yeah right.

Hater de musikk?
NRKs aktive dødshjelp til forfallet
NRK har jeg på mange måter gitt opp for flere år siden. Som allmennkringkaster har de for lengst abdisert som en vesentlig aktør innen journalistisk behandling av musikk. På TV. Nå bygger de ned radio...
www.itromso.no
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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18 years ago at Wembley:

Sol Campbell. Croatia. And the longest slide tackle since records began…
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Han er tilbake!
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Noen som vet hva ytringsfrihetskrigerne i Nettavisen, Subjekt, osv. synes om at presidenten inviterer en mann hvis eget etterretningsbyrå hevder at godkjente et journalistmord, for så å angripe en annen journalist som stiller legitime spørsmål om det?
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Dette har jeg prøvd å si lenge uten å finne de rette ordene. Bare å lære utenat. Fasit! 👋👋👋
If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Woke up this morning to find that the people of New York City have re-lit the torch of the Statue of Liberty, sending a signal out to the rest of America that Trump's bullying tactics that seek to divide and debase any notion of solidarity among diverse communities can be defeated #TurnUpTheVolume
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
« … partiet bekjenner seg til et verdisyn de fleste av oss finner både invaderende, snerpete moralistisk og som gjennom hele sin historie siden 1933 har blitt dratt etter håret inn i den samtiden de febrilsk har fornektet at de lever i.»

Hang it in the Louvre! 👏👏👏
Lørdagskommentaren er en tekst om mikropartiet Kristelig Folkeparti, og all viraken derfra den siste uka (og denne høsten, for den saks skyld).

Ha ei knall og velsignet helg, alle sammen!
Moral og ytringsfriheten i det høyeste
Det har vært ei begivenhetsrik uke i kongeriket. Det koker på internett! Akkurat nå! Akkurat nå! Akkurat nå!
www.itromso.no
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"We probably face a low block today. This guy's known for parking the bus."
From bus driver to top coach: all aboard for Manolo González’s Espanyol adventure
From bus driver to top coach: all aboard for Manolo González’s Espanyol adventure
The 46-year-old didn’t fulfil his potential as a player but as manager has climbed from the bottom of the pyramid to fifth in La Liga The driver of the Tusa bus went from Badalona to Barcelona and regional catalana to primera división, stopping everywhere in between. On Thursday night, Atlètic Lleida host Espanyol in the Copa del Rey first round. Lleida play in Spain’s semi-pro fourth tier, a world away from their opponents, who celebrated their 125th anniversary last Saturday by climbing into a Champions League place, but there will be something familiar about the man sitting on the visitors’ bench, if he ever actually sits. “I know Manolo because we’ve faced each other at our level,” Lleida’s coach, Gabri García says. “We come from the depths.” Depths is right, but Manolo González wouldn’t change a thing, proud to have been in García’s place. A symbol of some day, he reached the top flight via the long route, having coached at every age group and every level in Spain, from the regional league to tercera, with its 397 teams across 18 groups; from Segunda B, still theoretically amateur and made up of four regional divisions with 80 teams, to segunda; and on to primera, no guarantee he would get there. Which is why it took years to give up the day job at the wheel of the interurbano to Barcelona. Continue reading...
dlvr.it
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM