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Jojo
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Seed oil and aspartame apologist
My (one of many) MAGA neighbor is now hanging a very bold FTD flag in their yard. This person threatened to call ICE on my (completely legal) other neighbors just a few months ago.
July 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Can someone tell me when bootlicking became patriotic
June 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."
June 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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My friends, it's not just happening in a galaxy far, far away.
June 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I'm running for Congress because we need people in Washington who know how to handle the far-right, and that's what I've spent my career doing.

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June 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Gonna say something obvious to most: real masculinity defends the defenseless, punches up not down, has compassion, and fights only on behalf of others to battle injustice or evil.

It doesn’t just lift weights and tweet in all caps and listen to Rogan and grow a beard to feel accepted by other men
June 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thank you jubilee for that jump scare today
May 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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participation trophy wife
May 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Atp if you still say you see the dress as white and gold I’m not falling for it. I know that you know it’s not. It’s been a decade, grow up.
May 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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cranked out a quick Red State Scripts on this awful fucking budget bill, get on the phone and have a holler y'all
Red State Scripts Vol. 7: Don’t Let Them Think You’re Okay With This
I’m not gonna let Cruz and Cornyn think their constituents aren’t opposed to Trump’s ~ domestic policy package ~. The GOP is counting on our complacency, and I won’t concede…
homewiththearmadillo.blog
May 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just saw someone fighting tooth and nail against the idea of age limits in governmental office. All I will say is you can guess his age range.
May 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Trump & Musk cut global food aid—now 60,000+ metric tonnes are rotting in warehouses.
That’s food for 3.5 million people. Meanwhile, 1 in 5 Louisiana families go hungry.
Second Harvest is stretched thin. The unhoused are starving.
This is heartless. Period!

—TAC
May 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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There's always a tweet.
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Some people have criticisms of the administration torturing children but under a 5-4 Supreme Court decision written by Justice Alito it is technically not a federal crime, so to preserve accuracy and neutrality, we will not be calling it a crime against humanity. Tomorrow in the New York Times.
May 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Just curious, what’s the tariff on a $400 million jet from Qatar?
May 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need:

-Paid family leave
-Equal pay
-Universal childcare

(But get your mom flowers, too)
May 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Needing a “woke Marxist Pope” T-shirt right about now
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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There are legitimate issues with the pharmaceutical industry and how it's regulated; the wellness industry is even more predatory, like it's not even close. Woo woo bullshit on par with leeches and humors
May 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Anyone want to bet on how long it takes Kanye to comment on the Pope being from Chicago
May 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Love getting potty training advice from people who don’t have kids yet. ❤️
“Kids used to be potty trained by X age.” … no, they used to just put kids in underwear and beat them when they had an accident
May 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If they tariff the next season of Bluey that may be enough to wake up America
May 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM