John Ashton
@johohnmashton4.bsky.social
A bright blue dot stuck in a sea of red
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It's the 20th anniversary of Kobe's 81 point game which means I need to post Kobe Bryant trolling Jalen Rose about it in Jalen vs Everybody
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
It's the 20th anniversary of Kobe's 81 point game which means I need to post Kobe Bryant trolling Jalen Rose about it in Jalen vs Everybody
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Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats
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January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats
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Evil shit, right out of the Israel playbook.
"Meanwhile, witnesses said a doctor was at the scene and tried to help the woman who had been shot, but the ICE agents refused to let the doctor in to help. Up to 15 minutes later, an ambulance arrived but was blocked by ICE vehicles that had occupied the street."
www.fox9.com/news/minneap...
www.fox9.com/news/minneap...
Minneapolis ICE shooting: Eyewitness accounts contradict ICE statement
A woman was fatally shot by an ICE officer in Minneapolis Wednesday morning, but witness accounts contradict what federal officials say happened. Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey calls the claim the shoot...
www.fox9.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Evil shit, right out of the Israel playbook.
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This might be the funniest video I’ve ever seen, nigga I’m SCREAMING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This might be the funniest video I’ve ever seen, nigga I’m SCREAMING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
No way to prevent this says only country where this regularly happens
Denver Optometrist Not Sure Why He Has A Gay Cult Following
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No way to prevent this says only country where this regularly happens
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Explain why or why not
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Explain why or why not
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The Warmth of Other Suns is probably the best book I’ve ever read
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Warmth of Other Suns is probably the best book I’ve ever read
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Things keep getting worse for Epstein’s best friend:
👉 Trump’s spiritual advisor just got hauled off in handcuffs for molesting a 12-year-old girl.
👉 Trump’s spiritual advisor just got hauled off in handcuffs for molesting a 12-year-old girl.
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Things keep getting worse for Epstein’s best friend:
👉 Trump’s spiritual advisor just got hauled off in handcuffs for molesting a 12-year-old girl.
👉 Trump’s spiritual advisor just got hauled off in handcuffs for molesting a 12-year-old girl.
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REPUBLICAN LEGAL THEORY:
Where racist Young Republicans are still "kids" at 35...but Epstein victims are adults at 15. Watch...
Where racist Young Republicans are still "kids" at 35...but Epstein victims are adults at 15. Watch...
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
REPUBLICAN LEGAL THEORY:
Where racist Young Republicans are still "kids" at 35...but Epstein victims are adults at 15. Watch...
Where racist Young Republicans are still "kids" at 35...but Epstein victims are adults at 15. Watch...
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The year is 2225. We watch all basketball games via holographic in-home projection and players arrive to games in flying cars. NBA All-Stars are still chosen by conference.
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The year is 2225. We watch all basketball games via holographic in-home projection and players arrive to games in flying cars. NBA All-Stars are still chosen by conference.
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
Indiana University suspended a professor from sharing this image in her class.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Indiana University suspended a professor from sharing this image in her class.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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OH NO YOU DIDN'T AARON!!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
OH NO YOU DIDN'T AARON!!!
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Dude waking up every day making up scenarios to get angry about.
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Dude waking up every day making up scenarios to get angry about.
Kentucky going to Kentucky www.rawstory.com/kentucky-ele...
Red state official forced to tell MAGA residents they can't vote against Mamdani
A red state's top election official was forced to notify voters they weren't able to cast votes against New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani.Elections during odd-numbered years when voters d...
www.rawstory.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kentucky going to Kentucky www.rawstory.com/kentucky-ele...
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
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Trump is boasting China will buy a “tremendous” amount of Soybeans (25 metric tons/year)
REALITY: That’s less than 2024 (27MT)
He’s counting on you not knowing that.
Yes, It’s better than 0. Yes, Farmers need it.
But putting out another fire he started does not a hero make.
REALITY: That’s less than 2024 (27MT)
He’s counting on you not knowing that.
Yes, It’s better than 0. Yes, Farmers need it.
But putting out another fire he started does not a hero make.
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trump is boasting China will buy a “tremendous” amount of Soybeans (25 metric tons/year)
REALITY: That’s less than 2024 (27MT)
He’s counting on you not knowing that.
Yes, It’s better than 0. Yes, Farmers need it.
But putting out another fire he started does not a hero make.
REALITY: That’s less than 2024 (27MT)
He’s counting on you not knowing that.
Yes, It’s better than 0. Yes, Farmers need it.
But putting out another fire he started does not a hero make.
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Someone reboot @SenSchumer”
CHARLAMAGNE shreds Schumer & @RepJeffries and other Dems for not backing Zohran who has the people behind him — as they run senior citizens and insist Dem voters fall in line every time
CHARLAMAGNE shreds Schumer & @RepJeffries and other Dems for not backing Zohran who has the people behind him — as they run senior citizens and insist Dem voters fall in line every time
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Someone reboot @SenSchumer”
CHARLAMAGNE shreds Schumer & @RepJeffries and other Dems for not backing Zohran who has the people behind him — as they run senior citizens and insist Dem voters fall in line every time
CHARLAMAGNE shreds Schumer & @RepJeffries and other Dems for not backing Zohran who has the people behind him — as they run senior citizens and insist Dem voters fall in line every time
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Wow — Fox News fell for a racist AI video about SNAP recipients with “7 baby daddies”… then when called out changed the story to be about AI videos going viral 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Wow — Fox News fell for a racist AI video about SNAP recipients with “7 baby daddies”… then when called out changed the story to be about AI videos going viral 🤔
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Fox News spreading some truth… were they hacked? 😬
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fox News spreading some truth… were they hacked? 😬