johnnyheller
@johnnyheller.bsky.social
Golden Voice Audiobook Narrator with over 1000 titles recorded.
Humorist, Author, Actor - all around swell guy with a large number of annoying quirks.
Humorist, Author, Actor - all around swell guy with a large number of annoying quirks.
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This has got a good beat to it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This has got a good beat to it.
DOJ under Bondi steps heavily into hypocrisy and joins a lawsuit against California’s new map - giving more seats to Democrats — which was only voted on to offset the same nonsense in Texas & other red states. Apparently, it’s only a DOJ issue when it’s done to benefit Democrats.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
DOJ under Bondi steps heavily into hypocrisy and joins a lawsuit against California’s new map - giving more seats to Democrats — which was only voted on to offset the same nonsense in Texas & other red states. Apparently, it’s only a DOJ issue when it’s done to benefit Democrats.
We extoll the Dem Sweep in Tuesday's elections & then use the momentum to cave in on the GOP shutdown with no actual deal???
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We extoll the Dem Sweep in Tuesday's elections & then use the momentum to cave in on the GOP shutdown with no actual deal???
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Trump is, simply, an unhinged unrepentant serial sexual abuser, serial traitor, and raging Nazi. The Epstein files don’t/won’t change a thing. The man is running roughshod over the Constitution and his supporters are guilty of many infractions, not the least of which is a paucity of honor & morals.
October 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump is, simply, an unhinged unrepentant serial sexual abuser, serial traitor, and raging Nazi. The Epstein files don’t/won’t change a thing. The man is running roughshod over the Constitution and his supporters are guilty of many infractions, not the least of which is a paucity of honor & morals.
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Don't mince those words!!!
September 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Don't mince those words!!!
Lots of you identify as conservative Christians & that’s fine. But then
you add Trump supporter or post proTrump posts & that means you aren’t conservative or Christian because Trump is neither. He’s an authoritarian self serving serial sexual predator & a pathological liar. Pick a lane.
you add Trump supporter or post proTrump posts & that means you aren’t conservative or Christian because Trump is neither. He’s an authoritarian self serving serial sexual predator & a pathological liar. Pick a lane.
September 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Lots of you identify as conservative Christians & that’s fine. But then
you add Trump supporter or post proTrump posts & that means you aren’t conservative or Christian because Trump is neither. He’s an authoritarian self serving serial sexual predator & a pathological liar. Pick a lane.
you add Trump supporter or post proTrump posts & that means you aren’t conservative or Christian because Trump is neither. He’s an authoritarian self serving serial sexual predator & a pathological liar. Pick a lane.
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🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
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The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”
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This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
Did anyone see my apology note from the MAGA dipbladders apologizing for insisting Kirk’s murderer was a radical leftist?
It’s probably next to their pile of letters asking for justice for the murder of the Hortmans.
It’s probably next to their pile of letters asking for justice for the murder of the Hortmans.
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Did anyone see my apology note from the MAGA dipbladders apologizing for insisting Kirk’s murderer was a radical leftist?
It’s probably next to their pile of letters asking for justice for the murder of the Hortmans.
It’s probably next to their pile of letters asking for justice for the murder of the Hortmans.
If you support the Constitution of the US, support free speech and the intrinsic value of all human beings, you cannot also support MAGA/Trumpism. It’s like breaching the space-time continuum- you might even implode— which is a wonderful party trick but it only works once.
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August 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you support the Constitution of the US, support free speech and the intrinsic value of all human beings, you cannot also support MAGA/Trumpism. It’s like breaching the space-time continuum- you might even implode— which is a wonderful party trick but it only works once.
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I was a little disappointed when I heard the President was Up on the Roof — I expected the next update would be that he was Under the Boardwalk
August 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I was a little disappointed when I heard the President was Up on the Roof — I expected the next update would be that he was Under the Boardwalk
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Endless grift with a side of cruelty @jojofromjerz.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Endless grift with a side of cruelty @jojofromjerz.bsky.social
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If the MAGA politicians really want pedophiles to face justice, then why did they vote not to have the Epstein files released?
And why do they follow Donald Trump, a pedophile and a featured name in the Epstein files?
And why do they follow Donald Trump, a pedophile and a featured name in the Epstein files?
July 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If the MAGA politicians really want pedophiles to face justice, then why did they vote not to have the Epstein files released?
And why do they follow Donald Trump, a pedophile and a featured name in the Epstein files?
And why do they follow Donald Trump, a pedophile and a featured name in the Epstein files?
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Firing everyone who could tell you what you're doing is unethical or illegal does not make what you're doing ethical or legal.
July 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Firing everyone who could tell you what you're doing is unethical or illegal does not make what you're doing ethical or legal.
There’s little more Tom Homan can do to win the 2025 “BE LIKE HEINRICH HIMMLER” contest. I think he’s the odds on favorite.
Wonder if his family is proud of their lil Nazi🤔
Wonder if his family is proud of their lil Nazi🤔
July 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
There’s little more Tom Homan can do to win the 2025 “BE LIKE HEINRICH HIMMLER” contest. I think he’s the odds on favorite.
Wonder if his family is proud of their lil Nazi🤔
Wonder if his family is proud of their lil Nazi🤔
I don’t mean to sound superficial but watching Bondi or Noem speak is what one would expect if mannequins from cheap clothing stores suddenly came to life. They both look plastic & sound like mindless dipnozzles. It’s frightening only because the depths of their stupidity is fathomless.
July 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t mean to sound superficial but watching Bondi or Noem speak is what one would expect if mannequins from cheap clothing stores suddenly came to life. They both look plastic & sound like mindless dipnozzles. It’s frightening only because the depths of their stupidity is fathomless.
All this excitement because two horrible narcissistic jobbercocks are feuding over which is the worst human. Fellas, you both suck.
If you were in a bus that went off a cliff, the national response would be a parade & pancakes.
If you were in a bus that went off a cliff, the national response would be a parade & pancakes.
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
All this excitement because two horrible narcissistic jobbercocks are feuding over which is the worst human. Fellas, you both suck.
If you were in a bus that went off a cliff, the national response would be a parade & pancakes.
If you were in a bus that went off a cliff, the national response would be a parade & pancakes.
Don’t think we needed a travel ban. Just having Trump & his Nazi thugs in office pretty much serves as a travel deterrent for most people.
Instead of a vacation in the US, many families are picking the Gaza Strip, Kabul, & The Johnston Atoll instead.
Instead of a vacation in the US, many families are picking the Gaza Strip, Kabul, & The Johnston Atoll instead.
June 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Don’t think we needed a travel ban. Just having Trump & his Nazi thugs in office pretty much serves as a travel deterrent for most people.
Instead of a vacation in the US, many families are picking the Gaza Strip, Kabul, & The Johnston Atoll instead.
Instead of a vacation in the US, many families are picking the Gaza Strip, Kabul, & The Johnston Atoll instead.
If Trump is right- and that would be a first - Joe Biden’s clones are still much better presidents thanTrump. By a huge margin…some people say they’ve never seen such a huge margin,
June 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If Trump is right- and that would be a first - Joe Biden’s clones are still much better presidents thanTrump. By a huge margin…some people say they’ve never seen such a huge margin,
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look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
May 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
How many felony charges/scandals do I need on my resume to get an important gig in Trump’s administration? Do I need to have been sentenced to X many years? Do I need a long string of offenses or is one big one enough?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
May 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
How many felony charges/scandals do I need on my resume to get an important gig in Trump’s administration? Do I need to have been sentenced to X many years? Do I need a long string of offenses or is one big one enough?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.