Johnny B. Hazard
@johnnybhazard.bsky.social
Tattoo Artist at Ritual Residue, Indianapolis, IN, USA
Are you living the dream or are you dreaming the liver?
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Are you living the dream or are you dreaming the liver?
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Each year, my wife @danioliver.bsky.social runs a online fundraiser for @nplusonemag.com called Bookmatch. A donation of any amount (even $1) gets you a hilarious quiz that leads to a excellent, human-curated list of custom book recommendations. Take it now at bookmatchquiz.com
The literary magazine has partnered with the indie bookseller to launch the sixth edition of its annual Bookmatch fundraiser.
‘n+1’ Reteams with McNally Jackson for Annual Fundraiser
The literary magazine has partnered with the indie bookseller to launch the sixth edition of its annual Bookmatch fundraiser.
buff.ly
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Each year, my wife @danioliver.bsky.social runs a online fundraiser for @nplusonemag.com called Bookmatch. A donation of any amount (even $1) gets you a hilarious quiz that leads to a excellent, human-curated list of custom book recommendations. Take it now at bookmatchquiz.com
Knocked out this Jolly Roger 🏴☠️ tattoo today ☠️
I will gladly tattoo a skull any day 😈
I will gladly tattoo a skull any day 😈
October 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Knocked out this Jolly Roger 🏴☠️ tattoo today ☠️
I will gladly tattoo a skull any day 😈
I will gladly tattoo a skull any day 😈
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Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness.
Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you.
Right this way. /1
Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you.
Right this way. /1
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness.
Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you.
Right this way. /1
Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you.
Right this way. /1
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There’s a difference between corporations capitulating out of fear and corporations welcoming rising fascism as an opportunity to do whatever in the hell they actually want to do without fear of repercussions.
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There’s a difference between corporations capitulating out of fear and corporations welcoming rising fascism as an opportunity to do whatever in the hell they actually want to do without fear of repercussions.
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All of the unions in Hollywood should immediately boycott Disney/ABC. They only care about money, so go after that.
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
All of the unions in Hollywood should immediately boycott Disney/ABC. They only care about money, so go after that.
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It's pretty easy to cancel your Disney+ subscription, and a coordinated, national day of cancellations would send a very clear message about our values as Americans.
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
September 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's pretty easy to cancel your Disney+ subscription, and a coordinated, national day of cancellations would send a very clear message about our values as Americans.
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Who up selectively inhibiting they serotonin reuptake
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Who up selectively inhibiting they serotonin reuptake
My favorite photo that I took at the Anti-Nazi March in Indianapolis on September 1st, 2025.
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My favorite photo that I took at the Anti-Nazi March in Indianapolis on September 1st, 2025.
For the first time in ten years, I now have broadband internet at my home. Please clap.
August 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
For the first time in ten years, I now have broadband internet at my home. Please clap.
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Just once, I want to see a job description that says:
• Must be able to juggle one project in a slow-paced environment
• Must be able to juggle one project in a slow-paced environment
August 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just once, I want to see a job description that says:
• Must be able to juggle one project in a slow-paced environment
• Must be able to juggle one project in a slow-paced environment
Incredible food for thought in the second half of this podcast.
youtu.be/S9a1nLw70p0?...
youtu.be/S9a1nLw70p0?...
Ex-Google Exec (WARNING): The Next 15 Years Will Be Hell Before We Get To Heaven! - Mo Gawdat
YouTube video by The Diary Of A CEO
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Incredible food for thought in the second half of this podcast.
youtu.be/S9a1nLw70p0?...
youtu.be/S9a1nLw70p0?...
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I've always liked this comic of mine
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I've always liked this comic of mine
Happy Ph’Th-ography Ph’Thursday!
July 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Ph’Th-ography Ph’Thursday!
Responding to my mom’s texts with:
“Nice try, Diddy.”
“Nice try, Diddy.”
July 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Responding to my mom’s texts with:
“Nice try, Diddy.”
“Nice try, Diddy.”
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I'll straight up call something a doohickey when it's clearly a thingamajig. I really don't give a shit anymore.
July 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'll straight up call something a doohickey when it's clearly a thingamajig. I really don't give a shit anymore.
Gengar tattoo rework, and then added Haunter, Ghastly and GigantaMax Gengar ⚡️ Tattoo still a bit bloody during the photo shoot 🩸
July 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Gengar tattoo rework, and then added Haunter, Ghastly and GigantaMax Gengar ⚡️ Tattoo still a bit bloody during the photo shoot 🩸
Life can throw a lot of curveballs at you.
Unfortunately, I could not hit a curveball to save my life.
Unfortunately, I could not hit a curveball to save my life.
July 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Life can throw a lot of curveballs at you.
Unfortunately, I could not hit a curveball to save my life.
Unfortunately, I could not hit a curveball to save my life.
My reality TV show pitch:
The Real Housecats of Hamilton County
The Real Housecats of Hamilton County
July 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My reality TV show pitch:
The Real Housecats of Hamilton County
The Real Housecats of Hamilton County