John Michael White
@johnmichaelw.bsky.social
Is all about New Labour, #nffc, #threelions, #veganism, Brett Anderson, Morrissey, physics, Star Trek, @prodnose, and thinking tea, lovely tea, solves most ills
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Footballers who pretend to be more hurt than they are should be forced to visit an 8 year old child who's dressed up as a doctor on the side of the pitch, and only be allowed to come back on when said child is bored of using their toy stethoscope and bandages on them.
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He's getting plenty'o-stick for this, but I think he's right. I'll go down my local for a pint knowing I'll know people there, or pop in for one somewhere if I'm out and about - but who is going by themselves late to a *cocktail and karaoke bar*? Nuisances, that's who.
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He's getting plenty'o-stick for this, but I think he's right. I'll go down my local for a pint knowing I'll know people there, or pop in for one somewhere if I'm out and about - but who is going by themselves late to a *cocktail and karaoke bar*? Nuisances, that's who.
I'm sick of boring 4-2 games. Sick of it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm sick of boring 4-2 games. Sick of it.
Tribalism sends people potty. I've just read someone imply that people paid to give their political opinion are sneaky tools of underhand media propaganda, and should declare that they have a vested interest in people that share their opinions being elected. Like who the fuck doesn't want that?
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Tribalism sends people potty. I've just read someone imply that people paid to give their political opinion are sneaky tools of underhand media propaganda, and should declare that they have a vested interest in people that share their opinions being elected. Like who the fuck doesn't want that?
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Ladies & Gentlemen, without further ado, let us present to you the 550 year old Arbour Oak in Wollaton Park, Nottingham
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Ladies & Gentlemen, without further ado, let us present to you the 550 year old Arbour Oak in Wollaton Park, Nottingham
Harry Kane has 27 goals for club and country already this season. All before it's socially acceptable to stick your Christmas tree up. #ThreeLions
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Harry Kane has 27 goals for club and country already this season. All before it's socially acceptable to stick your Christmas tree up. #ThreeLions
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Trying to persuade my partner that instead of listening to the free jazz we should stand outside, talking about the profound message the artist is sending with this picture and see how many people we can get to follow us.
I love it when an organisation accidentally puts its desktop on a projector, it’s like seeing your most straitlaced friend get drunk.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trying to persuade my partner that instead of listening to the free jazz we should stand outside, talking about the profound message the artist is sending with this picture and see how many people we can get to follow us.
"Crime rates going down is evidence of how bad crime has gotten"
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Crime rates going down is evidence of how bad crime has gotten"
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
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My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages.
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I am walking to the 550 year old Arbour Oak in Wollaton Park, Nottingham right now 🤗🌳
(I am in Nottingham, I am not walking from Kent)
(I am in Nottingham, I am not walking from Kent)
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I am walking to the 550 year old Arbour Oak in Wollaton Park, Nottingham right now 🤗🌳
(I am in Nottingham, I am not walking from Kent)
(I am in Nottingham, I am not walking from Kent)
Can someone sit the TV companies down and explain to them that having an hour's build up to a football match is f*cking ridiculous? Seriously, start 10 minutes before, show the match, do 15 minutes after, done.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can someone sit the TV companies down and explain to them that having an hour's build up to a football match is f*cking ridiculous? Seriously, start 10 minutes before, show the match, do 15 minutes after, done.
It will never not be amusing that on twitter I'm a pinko liberal Marxist bleeding heart commie socialist, and on here I'm a crypto fascist nazi enabling far right goose stepper.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It will never not be amusing that on twitter I'm a pinko liberal Marxist bleeding heart commie socialist, and on here I'm a crypto fascist nazi enabling far right goose stepper.
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Woke up this morning to a Peruvian coke lord I briefly met years ago sending me vulnerable texts about life because apparently he decided I was the most feminine dude he'd ever let into his circle and am foreign enough to safely share his emotions with.
Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.
Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Woke up this morning to a Peruvian coke lord I briefly met years ago sending me vulnerable texts about life because apparently he decided I was the most feminine dude he'd ever let into his circle and am foreign enough to safely share his emotions with.
Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.
Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.
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Take the pricks! TAKE THEM!!!
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Donald Trump’s administration is considering offering political asylum to British “thought criminals”, The Telegraph understands.
Read more here ⬇️
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/trump-thought-criminals/
Read more here ⬇️
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/trump-thought-criminals/
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Take the pricks! TAKE THEM!!!
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Impossible to overstate just how much potential he had as a kid. Was outstanding on his first loan at Derby. Just shows how much mental health issues can derail anyone regardless of ability.
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Ex-Liverpool star Jordon Ibe has decided to end his stint in the eighth-tier of English football after just 17 days - instead turning his attention to a relegation battle in Bulgaria with Lokomotiv Sofia.
Ex-Liverpool star quits non-league team after 17 days to join Bulgarian side
www.mirror.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Impossible to overstate just how much potential he had as a kid. Was outstanding on his first loan at Derby. Just shows how much mental health issues can derail anyone regardless of ability.
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If an oncoming severe storm is putting lives in danger, and a stranger is stranded outside your house, you have a moral responsibility to offer them shelter - but that doesn't make that offer their right, and it certainly doesn't make it unconditional.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If an oncoming severe storm is putting lives in danger, and a stranger is stranded outside your house, you have a moral responsibility to offer them shelter - but that doesn't make that offer their right, and it certainly doesn't make it unconditional.
It really is potty that Reform are gaining popularity exploiting issues by insisting the mainstream parties can't tackle them, and people are pretty explicitly saying the way to beat them is for Labour to actually not tackle them. Potty.
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It really is potty that Reform are gaining popularity exploiting issues by insisting the mainstream parties can't tackle them, and people are pretty explicitly saying the way to beat them is for Labour to actually not tackle them. Potty.
"So, what are we driving these days?"
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"So, what are we driving these days?"
Sky's latest offering from a Tim Nice-But-Dim.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sky's latest offering from a Tim Nice-But-Dim.
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Did you know that Japan is the nation with the most bear attacks against people dating back to the start of our records
13 people have died to bears since April. That's wild.
13 people have died to bears since April. That's wild.
Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi said on Wednesday that a proposed supplementary budget would include spending to help local governments address attacks by bears.
Japan to use extra budget to address bear attacks
Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi said on Wednesday that a proposed supplementary budget would include spending to help local governments address attacks by bears.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Did you know that Japan is the nation with the most bear attacks against people dating back to the start of our records
13 people have died to bears since April. That's wild.
13 people have died to bears since April. That's wild.
Like a soothing balm for a troubled world, @dannykellywords.bsky.social and @bakercharlie.bsky.social are standing in for Hawksbee and Jacobs on talkSPORT. Imagine that! A Baker and Kelly!
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Like a soothing balm for a troubled world, @dannykellywords.bsky.social and @bakercharlie.bsky.social are standing in for Hawksbee and Jacobs on talkSPORT. Imagine that! A Baker and Kelly!
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From Aric Floyd and extraordinary researchers at 80,000 hours
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_9w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_9w...
If you remember one AI disaster, make it this one
YouTube video by AI In Context
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November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
From Aric Floyd and extraordinary researchers at 80,000 hours
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_9w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_9w...
It's astonishing that we're facing easily the biggest threat to our species since the Cuban Missile Crisis, and next to nobody is paying attention because we're all too busy being furious at today's fury target. No hyperbole, AI's on course to kill us all.
youtu.be/r_9wkavYt4Y?...
youtu.be/r_9wkavYt4Y?...
If you remember one AI disaster, make it this one
YouTube video by AI In Context
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November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's astonishing that we're facing easily the biggest threat to our species since the Cuban Missile Crisis, and next to nobody is paying attention because we're all too busy being furious at today's fury target. No hyperbole, AI's on course to kill us all.
youtu.be/r_9wkavYt4Y?...
youtu.be/r_9wkavYt4Y?...
As a kid I used to watch James Bond films and wonder why so many were prepared to risk their lives henchmanning for weirdo psychopathic up to no good megalomaniacs. But you look at all those who've made fanboying for Elon bleddy Musk 95% of their personality, and you understand.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As a kid I used to watch James Bond films and wonder why so many were prepared to risk their lives henchmanning for weirdo psychopathic up to no good megalomaniacs. But you look at all those who've made fanboying for Elon bleddy Musk 95% of their personality, and you understand.