John Michael White
@johnmichaelw.bsky.social
Is all about New Labour, #nffc, #threelions, #veganism, Brett Anderson, Morrissey, physics, Star Trek, @prodnose, and thinking tea, lovely tea, solves most ills
He's getting plenty'o-stick for this, but I think he's right. I'll go down my local for a pint knowing I'll know people there, or pop in for one somewhere if I'm out and about - but who is going by themselves late to a *cocktail and karaoke bar*? Nuisances, that's who.
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He's getting plenty'o-stick for this, but I think he's right. I'll go down my local for a pint knowing I'll know people there, or pop in for one somewhere if I'm out and about - but who is going by themselves late to a *cocktail and karaoke bar*? Nuisances, that's who.
I'm sick of boring 4-2 games. Sick of it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm sick of boring 4-2 games. Sick of it.
Harry Kane has 27 goals for club and country already this season. All before it's socially acceptable to stick your Christmas tree up. #ThreeLions
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Harry Kane has 27 goals for club and country already this season. All before it's socially acceptable to stick your Christmas tree up. #ThreeLions
"Crime rates going down is evidence of how bad crime has gotten"
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Crime rates going down is evidence of how bad crime has gotten"
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Can someone sit the TV companies down and explain to them that having an hour's build up to a football match is f*cking ridiculous? Seriously, start 10 minutes before, show the match, do 15 minutes after, done.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can someone sit the TV companies down and explain to them that having an hour's build up to a football match is f*cking ridiculous? Seriously, start 10 minutes before, show the match, do 15 minutes after, done.
It will never not be amusing that on twitter I'm a pinko liberal Marxist bleeding heart commie socialist, and on here I'm a crypto fascist nazi enabling far right goose stepper.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It will never not be amusing that on twitter I'm a pinko liberal Marxist bleeding heart commie socialist, and on here I'm a crypto fascist nazi enabling far right goose stepper.
"So, what are we driving these days?"
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"So, what are we driving these days?"
Sky's latest offering from a Tim Nice-But-Dim.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sky's latest offering from a Tim Nice-But-Dim.
It really is a cultural crime against humanity that there doesn't seem to be any place on the internet you can watch the Psychobitches "Mitford Sisters" bit.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It really is a cultural crime against humanity that there doesn't seem to be any place on the internet you can watch the Psychobitches "Mitford Sisters" bit.
But go ahead, keep sneering you cunt. It's what Nigel wants you to do.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
But go ahead, keep sneering you cunt. It's what Nigel wants you to do.
Each poppy is an act of remembrance from a working class community to a local individual who gave everything to help save civilisation. A promise both to remember the sacrifices made for us, and that we won't forget our obligation to build a better society in their name.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Each poppy is an act of remembrance from a working class community to a local individual who gave everything to help save civilisation. A promise both to remember the sacrifices made for us, and that we won't forget our obligation to build a better society in their name.
Is it me, or do they ban Christmas earlier every year?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
November 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Is it me, or do they ban Christmas earlier every year?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
"...with climate doomerism fading..." desperation takes hold in Jamaica after hurricane.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"...with climate doomerism fading..." desperation takes hold in Jamaica after hurricane.
There is no amount of money that could make me say this while arguing with someone pretending to be a cat.
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There is no amount of money that could make me say this while arguing with someone pretending to be a cat.
I cannot overstate just how much I hate this. Politics as a game of "when we've worked out how to win, what policies will serve that" rather than "how do we improve peoples' lives". This is *exactly* why populists of left and right are on the rise.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I cannot overstate just how much I hate this. Politics as a game of "when we've worked out how to win, what policies will serve that" rather than "how do we improve peoples' lives". This is *exactly* why populists of left and right are on the rise.
Imagine writing "with climate doomerism fading" as Jamaica declares a disaster after being hit with the strongest hurricane in its history.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Imagine writing "with climate doomerism fading" as Jamaica declares a disaster after being hit with the strongest hurricane in its history.
Am watching the second season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by me constantly expecting Dixon to bring me breaking news of a deadline day medical happening at Wolverhampton.
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Am watching the second season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by me constantly expecting Dixon to bring me breaking news of a deadline day medical happening at Wolverhampton.
It's OK, they've given it Big Sam until the end of the season. Good luck to anyone thinking they can now defend a York corner.
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's OK, they've given it Big Sam until the end of the season. Good luck to anyone thinking they can now defend a York corner.
They've given it Big Sam until the end of the season.
October 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They've given it Big Sam until the end of the season.
What the Hubble Space Telescope sees of the Andromeda galaxy when it tells it to say "cheese" just as it's about to pass over whichever town #Reacher is punching someone in today.
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What the Hubble Space Telescope sees of the Andromeda galaxy when it tells it to say "cheese" just as it's about to pass over whichever town #Reacher is punching someone in today.
Finished watching the first season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by the fact that characters in it are willingly fighting a man so large satellites have their orbit measurably disturbed every time they pass over him.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Finished watching the first season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by the fact that characters in it are willingly fighting a man so large satellites have their orbit measurably disturbed every time they pass over him.
Thanks Patrick, now the Lib Dems are locked in an all day emergency meeting discussing Ed volunteering to go on the next series of Total Wipeout.
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October 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Thanks Patrick, now the Lib Dems are locked in an all day emergency meeting discussing Ed volunteering to go on the next series of Total Wipeout.
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I mean, look at this. The "they" he speaks of is someone called Jean Wilda with precisely 742 subscribers. The man's sent himself potty.
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I mean, look at this. The "they" he speaks of is someone called Jean Wilda with precisely 742 subscribers. The man's sent himself potty.