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Do you think Mr. Pibb ever sits at home and wonders, "Man, if I would have just stayed in medical school."
The Jim Croce song "Five Short Minutes" is 3:29 long.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I mean, pie is so tired. Wake me up when the discourse gets to Dunkaroos.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I think people think Bari Weiss is smart because she is a woman, has glasses, and is a Lesbian, but if you listen to her actually speak she's just an overconfident dumb white guy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I like leaving the play, Waiting for Godot, early, because I don't want to get spoiled on who Godot is.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The first law Democrats should repeal if they retake Congress is the ideal gas law.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from:
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fine, you can move Tehran to my house.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Listen, I know a lot of chiropractors are, shall we charitably say, goofy. However, the practice of occupational medicine is disappearing, which is going to leave the task of writing work restrictions to chiropractors. They're the last line of defense against the elimination of workers comp benefits
Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why did they take out the pole?
If you can spare $1.3 million, please get at me
Cool property, rehabbed Fire Station on Snelling Ave in Saint Paul is for sale.

Listed by Cheryl Welle with KW Minnetonka, she is a great agent.
l.hms.pt/69/1/6817619...
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Only Girders in the Building
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
No one deserves to be in the basketball hall of fame more than Red Panda.
How can this be the same Red Panda all these years? Must be some sort of Dread Pirate Roberts thing happening
Red Panda steals the show on ESPN.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There are only 2 global entry machines at LAX. What a joke.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I didn't want to miss out on all the MN Aurora pics.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I got banned from Blarney's for doing stand-up on their one and only comedy night because they didn't appreciate my jokes about the catholic church.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My father in law is in Minnesota pet sitting for us and he can't be bothered to try and view the northern lights. A true Californian.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Air New Zealand is a delight. More airlines should offer fudge as a snack option
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Klobuchar is going to be the next minority leader.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This will keep the shelves stocked.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Loons have their game 163.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The goalie won it?! Loons!
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh no, my dog cracked again!
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My Uber driver in Auckland thought the Mamdani win was super funny and embarrassing for Trump.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The MTG face-turn is basically when the Godfather became the Goodfather. No one is buying this.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Your weekly reminder that the NYT is click bait, has been for a while, and you don't have to engage.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Going to start the loudest "Woke-Woke-Woke" chant at Target Field the day that it happens. We're going to find out in the top of the 5th of some random game against the Royals and you're going to hear the weirdest cheer ever. I can't wait.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM