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@joeyshackleford.bsky.social
Chain restaurant apologist and 49ers fan
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sean mcdermott clearly forgot to inspire his kicker with a 9/11 lesson of not missing the twin uprights
January 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM
sean mcdermott clearly forgot to inspire his kicker with a 9/11 lesson of not missing the twin uprights
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Ron DeSantis hinged his entire campaign on being a performative asshole who made peoples life worse, I enjoy his suffering
January 21, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Ron DeSantis hinged his entire campaign on being a performative asshole who made peoples life worse, I enjoy his suffering
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oh my god. they actually had bill mitchell involved with the campaign
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
January 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
oh my god. they actually had bill mitchell involved with the campaign
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
So this place is loaded with tankies, but Threads talks about Elmo way too much. One thing I like about it, however, is once you block an account, it's gone.
January 6, 2024 at 11:24 PM
So this place is loaded with tankies, but Threads talks about Elmo way too much. One thing I like about it, however, is once you block an account, it's gone.
It's crazy how *recent* most Christmas songs are. I always thought "Little Drummer Boy" went back to the revolution, but it didn't gain popularity until 1958. That's after my parents were born!
December 27, 2023 at 12:51 AM
It's crazy how *recent* most Christmas songs are. I always thought "Little Drummer Boy" went back to the revolution, but it didn't gain popularity until 1958. That's after my parents were born!
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" is again the Wham! song of choice. We are getting back to normal my friends.
December 26, 2023 at 4:34 PM
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" is again the Wham! song of choice. We are getting back to normal my friends.
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The Las Vegas Sphere is much less impressive in the daylight
December 26, 2023 at 3:25 PM
The Las Vegas Sphere is much less impressive in the daylight
Only $43 to fill my tank today. We're getting there. ⛽
December 20, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Only $43 to fill my tank today. We're getting there. ⛽
This is a new level of crazy. But again, this is why I'm not sweating the current polling.
Ku Klux Klan, 1923: Immigrants are a threat to the "heart-blood of the nation"
Trump, 2023: Immigrants are a threat to the "blood of the country."
Totally different!
Trump, 2023: Immigrants are a threat to the "blood of the country."
Totally different!
December 17, 2023 at 2:00 AM
This is a new level of crazy. But again, this is why I'm not sweating the current polling.
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Yeah I stole your ape pics. What are you gonna do, draw some police
June 18, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Yeah I stole your ape pics. What are you gonna do, draw some police
@desertdave.bsky.social not looking like #MullensMania today
December 16, 2023 at 7:23 PM
@desertdave.bsky.social not looking like #MullensMania today
While I still submit won more of my battles than lost, my time on Twitter still submitted to making utter failures and losers find some kind of strange purpose in their lives.
www.theverge.com/c/features/2...
www.theverge.com/c/features/2...
December 12, 2023 at 5:59 PM
While I still submit won more of my battles than lost, my time on Twitter still submitted to making utter failures and losers find some kind of strange purpose in their lives.
www.theverge.com/c/features/2...
www.theverge.com/c/features/2...
So there really are people who just news stories of untimely tragic deaths and just comment that it was the vaccine? What a sick world we live in.
December 12, 2023 at 5:50 PM
So there really are people who just news stories of untimely tragic deaths and just comment that it was the vaccine? What a sick world we live in.
Wait so that person in the headdress at the Chiefs game was a nine year old boy and grandson of a tribal council member? Deadspin is so gross.
November 30, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Wait so that person in the headdress at the Chiefs game was a nine year old boy and grandson of a tribal council member? Deadspin is so gross.
Rot in hell, Dr. Kissinger
November 30, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Rot in hell, Dr. Kissinger
Ok, I can tolerate Christmas music now that thanksgiving is over, but I think we can all agree that it's WAYYYYYY too early for Dan Fogelberg's "Same Ole Lang Syne"
That song is acceptable like 4 days a year.
That song is acceptable like 4 days a year.
November 29, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Ok, I can tolerate Christmas music now that thanksgiving is over, but I think we can all agree that it's WAYYYYYY too early for Dan Fogelberg's "Same Ole Lang Syne"
That song is acceptable like 4 days a year.
That song is acceptable like 4 days a year.
I still hate that covid / remote work didn't put an end to Secret Santa. Is there a more pointless exercise in "giving."
November 29, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I still hate that covid / remote work didn't put an end to Secret Santa. Is there a more pointless exercise in "giving."
Just saw a Rick Scott ad during the Florida - Florida State game, and it's gonna be a loooooooooong year.
November 26, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Just saw a Rick Scott ad during the Florida - Florida State game, and it's gonna be a loooooooooong year.
Not sure how I feel about that Chevy ad with the old lady with Alzheimer's
November 24, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Not sure how I feel about that Chevy ad with the old lady with Alzheimer's
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the turkey 'pardon' implies that turkeys have, by virtue of their very existence, committed a sin worthy of capital punishment. this is of course theological nonsense because there are no intrinsically evil birds, except for swans.
November 23, 2023 at 4:28 PM
the turkey 'pardon' implies that turkeys have, by virtue of their very existence, committed a sin worthy of capital punishment. this is of course theological nonsense because there are no intrinsically evil birds, except for swans.
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The engagement bait for $$$ on Twitter is comically stupid
November 22, 2023 at 10:16 PM
The engagement bait for $$$ on Twitter is comically stupid
The Sixers mid season tournament court looks like the flag of an eastern bloc nation that recently declared it's independence
November 22, 2023 at 1:11 AM
The Sixers mid season tournament court looks like the flag of an eastern bloc nation that recently declared it's independence
And it'll be these ones too -- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Calling it right now:
Someone's going to joke about Ubisoft's name sounding like erectile dysfunction and Musk will respond with three (3) crying emojis.
Someone's going to joke about Ubisoft's name sounding like erectile dysfunction and Musk will respond with three (3) crying emojis.
November 21, 2023 at 12:29 AM
And it'll be these ones too -- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Calling it right now:
Someone's going to joke about Ubisoft's name sounding like erectile dysfunction and Musk will respond with three (3) crying emojis.
Someone's going to joke about Ubisoft's name sounding like erectile dysfunction and Musk will respond with three (3) crying emojis.
November 20, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Calling it right now:
Someone's going to joke about Ubisoft's name sounding like erectile dysfunction and Musk will respond with three (3) crying emojis.
Someone's going to joke about Ubisoft's name sounding like erectile dysfunction and Musk will respond with three (3) crying emojis.
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not a lot of people know this because it never happens but if you lose your job as speaker of the house you turn into a talking candlestick until someone falls in love with eric trump
October 3, 2023 at 8:46 PM
not a lot of people know this because it never happens but if you lose your job as speaker of the house you turn into a talking candlestick until someone falls in love with eric trump