Joey
@joeyrockwood.bsky.social
B.S. in Informatics, minor in Software Engineering.
Programmer focused on building efficient, maintainable systems.
Interests include automation, data workflows, and Microsoft-centric tech stacks.
Programmer focused on building efficient, maintainable systems.
Interests include automation, data workflows, and Microsoft-centric tech stacks.
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
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In the meantime #TarkovArena will also go down for 24 hours for the installation of update 0.4.0.5. There will be a partial wipe with update.
Official websites as well as the Battlestate Games Account Center will be unavailable for the first five hours of the installation.
#TarkovRelease
Official websites as well as the Battlestate Games Account Center will be unavailable for the first five hours of the installation.
#TarkovRelease
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In the meantime #TarkovArena will also go down for 24 hours for the installation of update 0.4.0.5. There will be a partial wipe with update.
Official websites as well as the Battlestate Games Account Center will be unavailable for the first five hours of the installation.
#TarkovRelease
Official websites as well as the Battlestate Games Account Center will be unavailable for the first five hours of the installation.
#TarkovRelease
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He beat the wrap
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He beat the wrap
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November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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AP News Has Called It: PROP 50 Has Passed!
California stood up against Fascism today 💪
California stood up against Fascism today 💪
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
AP News Has Called It: PROP 50 Has Passed!
California stood up against Fascism today 💪
California stood up against Fascism today 💪
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Time to start blasting Thanksgiving music.
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Time to start blasting Thanksgiving music.
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Subtle. I’m surprised you picked up on it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Subtle. I’m surprised you picked up on it.
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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everybody shut up he put the whole episode into one video
Barren Planet (Full Episode) - Sopranos: The Next Generation (Star Trek Sopranos crossover edit)
YouTube video by emlowz
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
everybody shut up he put the whole episode into one video
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🌱Natural chemicals aren’t inherently safe.
🧪Synthetic chemicals aren’t inherently dangerous.
💡Your body *literally* cannot tell the source of a chemical.
Some of the most toxic chemicals are ALL NATURAL. Botulinum toxin, abrin, ricin, arsenic, cyanide.
1/
🧪Synthetic chemicals aren’t inherently dangerous.
💡Your body *literally* cannot tell the source of a chemical.
Some of the most toxic chemicals are ALL NATURAL. Botulinum toxin, abrin, ricin, arsenic, cyanide.
1/
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
🌱Natural chemicals aren’t inherently safe.
🧪Synthetic chemicals aren’t inherently dangerous.
💡Your body *literally* cannot tell the source of a chemical.
Some of the most toxic chemicals are ALL NATURAL. Botulinum toxin, abrin, ricin, arsenic, cyanide.
1/
🧪Synthetic chemicals aren’t inherently dangerous.
💡Your body *literally* cannot tell the source of a chemical.
Some of the most toxic chemicals are ALL NATURAL. Botulinum toxin, abrin, ricin, arsenic, cyanide.
1/
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I didn't believe it until I saw it: but it *really* works in open offices!
This is ML engineer Menoua Keshishian at Wispr Flow HQ, in SF, coding... by whispering into his mic (a BOYA Gooseneck that costs ~$70).
I was standing next to him and heard nothing. Everyone in the office does the same
This is ML engineer Menoua Keshishian at Wispr Flow HQ, in SF, coding... by whispering into his mic (a BOYA Gooseneck that costs ~$70).
I was standing next to him and heard nothing. Everyone in the office does the same
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I didn't believe it until I saw it: but it *really* works in open offices!
This is ML engineer Menoua Keshishian at Wispr Flow HQ, in SF, coding... by whispering into his mic (a BOYA Gooseneck that costs ~$70).
I was standing next to him and heard nothing. Everyone in the office does the same
This is ML engineer Menoua Keshishian at Wispr Flow HQ, in SF, coding... by whispering into his mic (a BOYA Gooseneck that costs ~$70).
I was standing next to him and heard nothing. Everyone in the office does the same
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DAVID LETTERMAN: incredible show here tonight, folks. krang is here. what do you think about that, Paul
PAUL: krangs here
DAVID: weve got krang
PAUL: *plays a little bit of jungle boogie*
DAVID: also, later on, Minnie Driver. and the red hot chili peppers
PAUL: krangs here
DAVID: weve got krang
PAUL: *plays a little bit of jungle boogie*
DAVID: also, later on, Minnie Driver. and the red hot chili peppers
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
DAVID LETTERMAN: incredible show here tonight, folks. krang is here. what do you think about that, Paul
PAUL: krangs here
DAVID: weve got krang
PAUL: *plays a little bit of jungle boogie*
DAVID: also, later on, Minnie Driver. and the red hot chili peppers
PAUL: krangs here
DAVID: weve got krang
PAUL: *plays a little bit of jungle boogie*
DAVID: also, later on, Minnie Driver. and the red hot chili peppers
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day and night
the lonely stoner seems to borat voice my wife
the lonely stoner seems to borat voice my wife
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
day and night
the lonely stoner seems to borat voice my wife
the lonely stoner seems to borat voice my wife
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
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I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.
October 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.
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NYC Mayoral Debate
MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live
CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything
SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live
CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything
SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
NYC Mayoral Debate
MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live
CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything
SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live
CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything
SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
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yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table
October 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table
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Guy who thinks Mormon is a Digimon
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Guy who thinks Mormon is a Digimon
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bring back pies cooling on windowsills
October 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
bring back pies cooling on windowsills
There is a commercial for secret deodorant based in the wicked universe and it’s the worst thing I’ve seen in a while. Pretty much every sentence spoken was pure agony. No positive notes about any of it. The made up words, terrible acting, over the top cringe to a new level tbh.
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
There is a commercial for secret deodorant based in the wicked universe and it’s the worst thing I’ve seen in a while. Pretty much every sentence spoken was pure agony. No positive notes about any of it. The made up words, terrible acting, over the top cringe to a new level tbh.
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In “Stand By Your Man” when Tammy Wynette said “You'll have bad times, and he'll have good times
Doin' things that you don't understand”
she was talking about gaming
Doin' things that you don't understand”
she was talking about gaming
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In “Stand By Your Man” when Tammy Wynette said “You'll have bad times, and he'll have good times
Doin' things that you don't understand”
she was talking about gaming
Doin' things that you don't understand”
she was talking about gaming