Joey
joeyrockwood.bsky.social
Joey
@joeyrockwood.bsky.social
B.S. in Informatics, minor in Software Engineering.

Programmer focused on building efficient, maintainable systems.

Interests include automation, data workflows, and Microsoft-centric tech stacks.
“Interior decorator” will kill me every time no matter how many times I’ve seen it
a man in a snowy forest talking to another man
ALT: a man in a snowy forest talking to another man
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Should maybe be “nonprofit governed by a board”

TC needs proofreaders or better AI
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is disgusting I’m sending swat to your house wtf
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My wife will fall for that aesthetic every time. I can see it coming down the aisle and know she’s going to grab it to look at the cute label. I point it out and she’s aware of it. She just likes cute things lmao
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
When does he get told he’s a hairy wizard?
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s a niche bug you’re complaining about

I promise there’s a large segment of the player base that doesn’t even know what you’re referring to

They’re not gonna spend tons of effort so MattCPhotos has a good time when they could push updates that more users will actually notice/care about
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not me trying to figure out which game the scrolls were from…
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why would they? The listed improvements are way higher priority than belt fed machine guns. Your comment is hilarious tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Reposted by Joey
In the meantime #TarkovArena will also go down for 24 hours for the installation of update 0.4.0.5. There will be a partial wipe with update.

Official websites as well as the Battlestate Games Account Center will be unavailable for the first five hours of the installation.

#TarkovRelease
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gives this vibe

xkcd.com/927/
Standards
xkcd.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Of course
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
They’re working with the fivem team for their multiplayer in 6. RP is HUGE and it was all private so now that rockstar will be dipping their toes into it, there is a lot to be made.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Many customers complained it was discomforting to accelerate so quickly to high speeds with basically no noise but the tires on the road. Those noises are preferred by people over the silence. It’s also a safety issue with huge machinery moving silently. It’s helpful for everyone to make some noise.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It has such a human-like facial features
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“and it’s not currently supported for international travel or crossing borders, Apple notes” lol
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Wouldn’t the weather one be 99% “yeah it’s raining again”
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We live in a society
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Followed by queer bond, trans bond, furry bond, and bondage bond as a bonus
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
But did visual studio take 10x as long to launch to that point compared to code?
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I definitely thought this was going to be a post about them as a child leaving a note to their future self in an old book lmao
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I always saw the confusion more about whether they were still in a dream at the end
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Pretty much the entire player base of tarkov has been playing it instead. Basically streamers with less than 10 viewers are all that are left playing lately.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is the way of my ancestors
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM