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J. Q. Brooms
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LSU. Wrasslin. Video Games. Shitposting. Defending the public.
Registered for the Chicago marathon lottery today. Because I’m stupid and was very easily influenced by TikTok.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Geaux Tigers tho
gators got a lot of concerns after that game
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ordered a hot coffee on purpose today. That means it’s almost soup season. The best time of the year.
August 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Only losers think Hartsfield-Jackson is bad.
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Still can’t get over the fact I saw an erupting volcano Wednesday.
August 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dadding hard. Reading a nonfiction about Hawaii so I can drop some random facts on vacation next week.
July 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Can we talk about our lord and saviour Jon Moxley?
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
One of my favorite things is that the tiny hotel we stayed in on the Amalfi Coast for our honeymoon has liked every single instagram post I’ve made in the last three years. I gotta get back there for a few nights to thank them for their service.
July 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In this house we have and will always stan Brody King.
June 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Geaux Tigers
June 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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lsu baseball good yay geaux tigers
June 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s come to my attention that some people’s alma maters are not 2-0 in Omaha. Can’t relate.
June 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We’re only three months in, so we’re still working on it.
Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first:

Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.
June 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Rode an elevator with Fetty Wap in Brooklyn Supreme Court. He was there for a DUI.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The Pope does his first miracle
June 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve been successfully TikTok influenced again. I’ve started running regularly again.
May 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Prison abolition except for this clown.
jail for 5,000 years
May 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
As a white Sox fan of two weeks, this is huge for me.
VINDICATION:

Speaking to WGN, Prevost’s brother John answered the burning question: Pope Leo XIV, as Prevost is now known, is a fan of the South Siders.

“He was never, ever a Cubs fan. So I don’t know where that came from. He was always a Sox fan,” John Prevost said.

wgntv.com/news/pope-le...
May 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Went to see the Sox last for the first time this season night. Free upgrade to field level because the stadium was so empty. What a time to be alive.
April 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So much Boston and London marathon content on TikTok. Do I want to find another half to train for? It’s been several years now.
April 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The Saints just set a second round pick on fire for funsies.
April 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I guess I need to go ahead and buy Oblivion and relive my college days.
April 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
First time back in the gym since before Zora was born. Got a lot of work to do of I want a beach body by the time I go on vacation in August.
April 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Currently reading this. It’s v. good.
You didn't need me to tell you to read Wright Thompson's The Barn but I'm doing it anyway. Also the audiobook is narrated by him and College Gameday watchers (back when the show was good) know what a treat that can be.
It was the perfect time to read The Hidden Globe by Atossa Araxia Abrahamian, great book. If you pair it with How to Hide an Empire and Material World maybe you can start seeing what a sane US trade policy that actually helps normal people looks like.
April 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Controversial but true.
April 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM