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go birds
go birds
alright kevin that td was nice i can’t lie
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
alright kevin that td was nice i can’t lie
SAQUON UP THE MIDDLE. SAQUON UP THE MIDDLE. AJ BROWN DEEP BALL
December 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
SAQUON UP THE MIDDLE. SAQUON UP THE MIDDLE. AJ BROWN DEEP BALL
if you are in the philadelphia area and have ever scored 50+ in all madden mode, congratulations you are a candidate for oc of the eagles
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
if you are in the philadelphia area and have ever scored 50+ in all madden mode, congratulations you are a candidate for oc of the eagles
i’ve come to the extremely rational and collected conclusion that it’s all joever and there’s nothing we can do but smile and push the proverbial boulder up the hill while kevin patullo continues to coordinate the offense
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i’ve come to the extremely rational and collected conclusion that it’s all joever and there’s nothing we can do but smile and push the proverbial boulder up the hill while kevin patullo continues to coordinate the offense
playing mr. brightside as the at&t stadium eye of sauron shines on the field is top tier
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
playing mr. brightside as the at&t stadium eye of sauron shines on the field is top tier
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the Eagles could hold Jesus Christ Himself to 127 passing yards and no TDs and people would still say the offense sucks
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the Eagles could hold Jesus Christ Himself to 127 passing yards and no TDs and people would still say the offense sucks
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This is a man who, despite this constant turnover, has been to two Super Bowls, winning one, and two national championship games.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is a man who, despite this constant turnover, has been to two Super Bowls, winning one, and two national championship games.
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The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
average conversation with a piece of swiss cheese
Loving these big holes
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
average conversation with a piece of swiss cheese
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no one:
brian daboll on the sideline every third play:
brian daboll on the sideline every third play:
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
no one:
brian daboll on the sideline every third play:
brian daboll on the sideline every third play:
it doesn’t matter in the end, but in what world is the dart incompletion not a fumble?
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it doesn’t matter in the end, but in what world is the dart incompletion not a fumble?
TALK YOUR SHIT AJ
October 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
TALK YOUR SHIT AJ
ok on the brightside every team that’s gone undefeated for a long stretch has not won the super bowl so
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ok on the brightside every team that’s gone undefeated for a long stretch has not won the super bowl so
the rush push dialogue is going to go crazy after this week lmao
September 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
the rush push dialogue is going to go crazy after this week lmao
do we really need to run bubble screens every 3rd and long? seems like a crap strategy
September 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
do we really need to run bubble screens every 3rd and long? seems like a crap strategy
jordan davis ran down josh allen in 2023 and has never looked back
September 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
jordan davis ran down josh allen in 2023 and has never looked back
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336 pounds headed straight to the end zone
September 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
336 pounds headed straight to the end zone
SCORIGAMI!
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
SCORIGAMI!
once the fountain of youth is discovered jerry jones needs to be thrown in it immediately
August 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
once the fountain of youth is discovered jerry jones needs to be thrown in it immediately
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series w
August 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
series w
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This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This future sucks
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On 8/2, fans made a Declaration of Independence urging the Phillies to resign Kyle Schwarber.
It was signed by fans/CBP employees. They threw it in the dugout, hoping he’d see it.
17 days & 6 rainstorms later, we realized it was still there. It gave him goosebumps: www.inquirer.com/phillies/kyl...
It was signed by fans/CBP employees. They threw it in the dugout, hoping he’d see it.
17 days & 6 rainstorms later, we realized it was still there. It gave him goosebumps: www.inquirer.com/phillies/kyl...
August 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
On 8/2, fans made a Declaration of Independence urging the Phillies to resign Kyle Schwarber.
It was signed by fans/CBP employees. They threw it in the dugout, hoping he’d see it.
17 days & 6 rainstorms later, we realized it was still there. It gave him goosebumps: www.inquirer.com/phillies/kyl...
It was signed by fans/CBP employees. They threw it in the dugout, hoping he’d see it.
17 days & 6 rainstorms later, we realized it was still there. It gave him goosebumps: www.inquirer.com/phillies/kyl...
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again, conservatives -- and some dems like rahm emanuel -- think just seeing a black person on the street means that the area is unsafe and a sign of crime
Tim Burchett says he lives in his office in DC because he's scared of crime in the city
August 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
again, conservatives -- and some dems like rahm emanuel -- think just seeing a black person on the street means that the area is unsafe and a sign of crime
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the drop in violent crime in baltimore in recent years is one of the most astonishing successes in crime reduction in us history
Trump mentions NYC, Baltimore, and Oakland, says "they're so far gone," and adds, "this will go further. We'll starting very strongly with DC."
August 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
the drop in violent crime in baltimore in recent years is one of the most astonishing successes in crime reduction in us history
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I'll say this until I'm blue in the face, if Jalen Hurts was white, and had this resume, they'd be talking about him in Bradyesque terms.
August 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'll say this until I'm blue in the face, if Jalen Hurts was white, and had this resume, they'd be talking about him in Bradyesque terms.