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@gojarbe from before. still 5'11¾"
how much help does Bronny James need
February 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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checking your phone and seeing Luka was traded for AD
February 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I wonder which message will resonate more
January 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
October 11, 2023 at 10:02 PM
last night i asked the earth to make 2024 longer. thats how much i believe in my grind/hustle
January 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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🚨 Jimmy Carter now eligible for congressional leadership position
December 29, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 8:19 PM
when i ask my daughter what ballerinas wear but she has the hiccups
December 21, 2024 at 8:09 PM
when i have to use more than one stove burner
December 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
how I'll be watching the game tonight
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you
December 12, 2024 at 6:00 PM
meant to search for larry david gifs and
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
gathered some data
December 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
got my permanent bottom retainer removed and replaced it with the shards of mehrunes' razor
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
gravy is a liquid when warm but more of a solid when refrigerated. if only science could explain this
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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bro everyone is kinda pissed about how much you took from the horn of plenty
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM
i've poked myself in the eye twice in the last 24 hours. these are dangerous and unprecedented times
November 20, 2024 at 5:38 PM
ok happy Tuesday everyone! thanks for joining the meeting today. we'll get started with a quick icebreaker so we can get to know each other a little better... feel free to type your answer in the chat or come off mute... perfect alright so the icebreaker for today is: do you guys hate me
November 19, 2024 at 7:18 PM
AND THERE WAS NEVER A DOUBT
November 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
go pack go say it back
November 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Saints interim head coach had the nervous shits today. Maybe the most relatable thing a coach has ever said.
November 10, 2024 at 10:13 PM