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jão
@joaopedro35.bsky.social
mestrando em Filosofia (UFLA)

leitor ansioso, consumista do meu tempo na internet
boa noite
as vezes esqueço desse canto
boa noite

hehe
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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impressionante como quando to ATOLADO de coisa pra fazer eu fico tão ansioso que não consigo fazer nada
April 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A matrioska de desgraça que é um governo de extrema direita dos EUA usar IA generativa baseada em modelo Studio Ghibli-like* para estigmatizar pessoas migrantes 🤨

* = vide contexto abaixo
March 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I mean it's not so much a "conspiracy", it's just that hundreds of millions of people across the globe would strongly prefer if you died, so...
March 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Gringos imitando.

Fernando Collor de Melo foi vanguarda.
O Elon Musk está declarando gente viva como morta e confiscando dinheiro da poupança delas. Também cancelou a aposentadoria e seguro de saúde.

O homem mais rico do mundo está declarando aposentados como mortos e roubando o dinheiro deles.
DOGE/SSA marked this person dead and *removed his savings from his bank account,* cancelled his social security and Medicare. #seattle www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
March 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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pelo menos aproveitaram pra farmar um monte de engajamento do brasileiro
March 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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UNIÃO SINISTRA BRASIL LETÔNIA
Aeeee porrraaaa
March 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Brasil é literalmente o verso "é tudo nosso, nada deles".
March 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I'm not even Brazilian, but this is a scandal!
March 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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we got foolish French people singing badly and Zoe repping for Dominicans and immigrants… but not a peep about trans people who are facing persecution
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Um Oscar numa mão, um fuzil na outra.
É hoje que ou o Brasil explode de alegria ou a gnt pega em armas, não tem meio termo
March 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Academia do caralho, bombardeando todas as Smartfit em retaliação
March 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
a epígrafe da minha dissertação provavelmente vai ser:

With yo' sound, you kill the Inc
February 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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“Complexity is always a cover for fraud”: I have never seen a more pure statement of the core conspiratorial mindset (as seen from the inside of the conspiratorial mindset). Perfect. No notes.
When you don’t understand how anything works, everything is a conspiracy.
February 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
vey, o FIMDESEMANA é dodói, mas faz música boa demais AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
February 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Nem golpista ganha tanto dinheiro fácil assim
🚨🚨 AGORA!

Oficial: Neymar assina rescisão de contrato com o Al Hilal e está oficialmente livre para assinar com o Santos.

O clube saudita fez o anúncio oficial nas redes sociais.

📸 Al Hilal
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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e as primeira damas de putas
não aguento que presidentes dos eua são chamados de "potus"
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM