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JoakinMar
@joakinmar.bsky.social
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Novelista aficionado. Trabajador social en proceso. Soy el de la izquierda. El de la derecha es un Velociraptor con el que salí de parranda.
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JoakinMar @joakinmar.bsky.social · Oct 23
Bueno, para inaugurar la cuenta de BlueSky que mejor que dejaros mi dirección a la pagina donde he publicado mis novelas y relatos:

www.wattpad.com/user/JoakinMar

Y a mi cuenta de Letterboxd, donde comento todas las películas que veo:

letterboxd.com/JoakinMar/
Joakin Martinez Rodriguez (@JoakinMar) - Wattpad
Graduado en Trabajo Social. Apasionado de la ciencia ficción y la fantasía. Me encanta la paleontologia, la naturaleza, la música rock y los videojuegos. Escri...
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oddsteamreviews.bsky.social
Resident Evil Village
Resident Evil Village
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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abcdarias.bsky.social
¡Buenas tardes, gente que ama el humor “tonto”!
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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virberrocalart.bsky.social
Muy sabio y muy cierto.
Que un mal día como tuve yo la semana pasada no nos descentre del camino. Al menos a los que aún tengamos la posibilidad de poder elegir cómo trabajamos y creamos.
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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jrobie.bsky.social
A three image meme: Witch King of Angmar:"You fool. No man can Kill me" Eowyn: "I am no man." WKOA: "Fuck."
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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didden.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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guanolad.bsky.social
Frodo: "I will take it!"

Gandalf: "Well, fuck."
Gandalf sad that the inevitable event that had to happen, happened.
December 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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prairiedoglawyer.bsky.social
“And my fuckin’ axe!”
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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grandjordanian.bsky.social
"One does not simply walk into FUCKING Mordor"
a man with long hair and a beard is holding his head in pain .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding his head in pain .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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roterote.bsky.social
Elrond: Cast it into the fire. Destroy it! Isildur: Fuck No.
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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funmandave.bsky.social
“It comes in fucking pints!”
Merry and Pippin with tankards of beer.
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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stonejackit.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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sericite.bsky.social
Galadriel: IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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castirony.bsky.social
Looks like meat’s back on the fucking menu boys
Orc who says that line
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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alistairoliver.bsky.social
"Give them a moment, for fucks sake."
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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alistairoliver.bsky.social
"Alright then, fuck your secrets"
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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thecallisandra.bsky.social
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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dungeonlust.com
Art by • Ted Nasmith
December 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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exaltada.bsky.social
"EL MUNDO HA CAMBIADO

LO SIENTO EN EL AGUA

LO SIENTO EN LA TIERRA

LO HUELO EN EL AIRE

MUCHO SE PERDIÓ ENTONCES, PERO NADIE VIVE AHORA PARA RECORDARLO"

VIVO YO, GALA, CARIÑO, VIVO YO. DE PE A PA LO RECUERDO
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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markwitton.bsky.social
It's #ChristmasEve, so I depicted Parasaurolophus under UV light, lit up like a Christmas tree - you can check out the rationale of this #paleoart on my #Patreon if you're already bored of holiday TV. Oh, and Happy Christmas to those who celebrate! #sciart #fossils

www.patreon.com/posts/146578...
The crested dinosaur Parasaurolophus, as it may have appeared when hit with UV light. The fluorescent body parts indicate areas of thickened keratin, which is especially reflective of UV light, even in species that cannot see UV wavelengths. The fluorescent fungi are just fluorescent fungi.
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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poligon-sticker.bsky.social
WITCH (25.7.22)
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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serpenillus.bsky.social
I want to wish everyone Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays with this quick sketch of two Microraptorine dinosaurs in the snow ❄️. I hope everybody is having a great day and enjoying the presents! 🎁 🎄 🎅

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Sketch showing a pair of undetermined microraptorine dinosaurs perched on a branch with some snow falling down
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Justified. #AEWDynamite
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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abeel-r-b.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM