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JoakinMar
@joakinmar.bsky.social
Novelista aficionado. Trabajador social en proceso. Soy el de la izquierda. El de la derecha es un Velociraptor con el que salí de parranda.
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Bueno, para inaugurar la cuenta de BlueSky que mejor que dejaros mi dirección a la pagina donde he publicado mis novelas y relatos:

www.wattpad.com/user/JoakinMar

Y a mi cuenta de Letterboxd, donde comento todas las películas que veo:

letterboxd.com/JoakinMar/
Joakin Martinez Rodriguez (@JoakinMar) - Wattpad
Graduado en Trabajo Social. Apasionado de la ciencia ficción y la fantasía. Me encanta la paleontologia, la naturaleza, la música rock y los videojuegos. Escri...
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Resident Evil Village
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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¡Buenas tardes, gente que ama el humor “tonto”!
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Muy sabio y muy cierto.
Que un mal día como tuve yo la semana pasada no nos descentre del camino. Al menos a los que aún tengamos la posibilidad de poder elegir cómo trabajamos y creamos.
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Frodo: "I will take it!"

Gandalf: "Well, fuck."
December 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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“And my fuckin’ axe!”
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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"One does not simply walk into FUCKING Mordor"
a man with long hair and a beard is holding his head in pain .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding his head in pain .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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“It comes in fucking pints!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Galadriel: IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Looks like meat’s back on the fucking menu boys
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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"Give them a moment, for fucks sake."
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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"Alright then, fuck your secrets"
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Art by • Ted Nasmith
December 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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"EL MUNDO HA CAMBIADO

LO SIENTO EN EL AGUA

LO SIENTO EN LA TIERRA

LO HUELO EN EL AIRE

MUCHO SE PERDIÓ ENTONCES, PERO NADIE VIVE AHORA PARA RECORDARLO"

VIVO YO, GALA, CARIÑO, VIVO YO. DE PE A PA LO RECUERDO
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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It's #ChristmasEve, so I depicted Parasaurolophus under UV light, lit up like a Christmas tree - you can check out the rationale of this #paleoart on my #Patreon if you're already bored of holiday TV. Oh, and Happy Christmas to those who celebrate! #sciart #fossils

www.patreon.com/posts/146578...
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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WITCH (25.7.22)
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I want to wish everyone Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays with this quick sketch of two Microraptorine dinosaurs in the snow ❄️. I hope everybody is having a great day and enjoying the presents! 🎁 🎄 🎅

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Justified. #AEWDynamite
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM