Jeff Mitchum
@jmitchum.bsky.social
he/him, once and future High school teacher, hobbyist, aspiring anarchist, RBF sufferer, 2022 Jeopardy TOC non-qualifier. Trans rights, free Palestine, black lives matter, etc. All views expressed here are those of the lil gremlins controlling my body
Soulmatete
Originally scheduled for release on January 9, 2026, SOULM8TE has been dropped from Universal’s release calendar and is reportedly being shopped around:
‘M3GAN’ Spinoff ‘Soulm8te’ Pulled from Release, Being Shopped
Originally scheduled for release on January 9, 2026, Soulm8te has been dropped from Universal’s release calendar. Deadline reports that the studio is shopping the film, which takes place in the M3GAN ...
bloody-disgusting.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Soulmatete
To be clear, the "protections for workers" this doofus is referring to our protections against being fired for calling customers the n-word and telling them to "suck it"...you know, those sacred rights that those on the left have always fought for. 🙄
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
To be clear, the "protections for workers" this doofus is referring to our protections against being fired for calling customers the n-word and telling them to "suck it"...you know, those sacred rights that those on the left have always fought for. 🙄
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
To quote another famous anthropomorphic animal: ruh roh
Animal Farm | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
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December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
To quote another famous anthropomorphic animal: ruh roh
Case in point:
"NorCal City", 4 letters:
FRAN.
I'm sorry, FRAN? FRAN!?
"NorCal City", 4 letters:
FRAN.
I'm sorry, FRAN? FRAN!?
I wish @rexparker.bsky.social blogged the AVX crossword because I gave up the NYT after all the fascism-enabling...Sometimes the new puzzles make me go absolutely cross-eyed with rage, and I need a niche Internet micro-celebrity to validate my feelings!
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Case in point:
"NorCal City", 4 letters:
FRAN.
I'm sorry, FRAN? FRAN!?
"NorCal City", 4 letters:
FRAN.
I'm sorry, FRAN? FRAN!?
I REALLY wanna see LeBron drop 100 in a G League game
Lakers' LeBron James was assigned to the franchise's NBA G League affiliate, South Bay, today and will participate in his first full practice of the season, including 5-on-5 play, as he works toward a debut.
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I REALLY wanna see LeBron drop 100 in a G League game
The school district where I'm employed is taking name suggestions for the new high school, and it's taking a non-zero amount of self-control to not submit "Schooly McSchoolFace"
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The school district where I'm employed is taking name suggestions for the new high school, and it's taking a non-zero amount of self-control to not submit "Schooly McSchoolFace"
Reposted by Jeff Mitchum
Dick Cheney led America into a disastrous war based on false evidence. But he did so with civility, and for that I am eternally grateful.
by David Brooks
by David Brooks
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Dick Cheney led America into a disastrous war based on false evidence. But he did so with civility, and for that I am eternally grateful.
by David Brooks
by David Brooks
Reposted by Jeff Mitchum
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
"does Nova want to come over and play?"
Wordle 1,590 4/6*
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October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"does Nova want to come over and play?"
Pride and prejudice needs to be stricken from all high school and college reading lists forever. There isn't a single theme in that book that hasn't been explored more compellingly and relevant to a modern context half a dozen times since it has been published
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Pride and prejudice needs to be stricken from all high school and college reading lists forever. There isn't a single theme in that book that hasn't been explored more compellingly and relevant to a modern context half a dozen times since it has been published
Had an interaction on Reddit today that reminded me of this post.
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Had an interaction on Reddit today that reminded me of this post.
"if you wish to see a virgin on-screen" is an absolutely batshit bonkers phrase to write.
Someone might wanna check this dude's hard drives
Someone might wanna check this dude's hard drives
October 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"if you wish to see a virgin on-screen" is an absolutely batshit bonkers phrase to write.
Someone might wanna check this dude's hard drives
Someone might wanna check this dude's hard drives
Typo aside, this is still true. V glad to watch the beginning of the crashout in real time
Me smugly meeting friends and family know I've been a Theo Von hater since the way back
Something that sucks about being an engaged observer of reactionary politics is you can easily clock when comedians have fascists sympathies but it’s illegible to normies or even your lib friends until they pop off like this. This applies to so many rising comics the last few years.
October 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Typo aside, this is still true. V glad to watch the beginning of the crashout in real time
Seeing @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social always brings me joy
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Seeing @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social always brings me joy
Periodic reminder that anyone who thinks a Jeopardy super champ loses on purpose because "they want to go home" is a grade A, dyed in the wool idiot.
"Man, you know what I'm just so tired of? Working two days a week and making tens of thousands of dollars a day!"
"Man, you know what I'm just so tired of? Working two days a week and making tens of thousands of dollars a day!"
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Periodic reminder that anyone who thinks a Jeopardy super champ loses on purpose because "they want to go home" is a grade A, dyed in the wool idiot.
"Man, you know what I'm just so tired of? Working two days a week and making tens of thousands of dollars a day!"
"Man, you know what I'm just so tired of? Working two days a week and making tens of thousands of dollars a day!"
(stole this from a Reddit comment because it made me laugh)
Morgan Wallen makes music for people who have tattoos, but not custody, of their children
Morgan Wallen makes music for people who have tattoos, but not custody, of their children
October 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
(stole this from a Reddit comment because it made me laugh)
Morgan Wallen makes music for people who have tattoos, but not custody, of their children
Morgan Wallen makes music for people who have tattoos, but not custody, of their children
I was never really sold on Bill Burr's liberal/leftist bona fides. He always struck me as just...performatively ornery. As such, it's pretty amusing to see the hate finally being sent his way after this Riyadh comedy festival thing
October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I was never really sold on Bill Burr's liberal/leftist bona fides. He always struck me as just...performatively ornery. As such, it's pretty amusing to see the hate finally being sent his way after this Riyadh comedy festival thing
I have the joined the ranks of millions of fans jazzed to see bad bunny play the super bowl, not because I give a damn about his music, but because of how much fury it is igniting in MAGA cry babies. God, these people are such whiny little pissants
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have the joined the ranks of millions of fans jazzed to see bad bunny play the super bowl, not because I give a damn about his music, but because of how much fury it is igniting in MAGA cry babies. God, these people are such whiny little pissants
I wish @rexparker.bsky.social blogged the AVX crossword because I gave up the NYT after all the fascism-enabling...Sometimes the new puzzles make me go absolutely cross-eyed with rage, and I need a niche Internet micro-celebrity to validate my feelings!
September 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I wish @rexparker.bsky.social blogged the AVX crossword because I gave up the NYT after all the fascism-enabling...Sometimes the new puzzles make me go absolutely cross-eyed with rage, and I need a niche Internet micro-celebrity to validate my feelings!
Reposted by Jeff Mitchum
The same bs they're spewing about autism and tylenol is the same bs they're spewing about trans people's healthcare. It's the exact same playbook and the fact that the media can see through one and not the other is a damning indictment of how complicit they are in the attack on trans lives.
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The same bs they're spewing about autism and tylenol is the same bs they're spewing about trans people's healthcare. It's the exact same playbook and the fact that the media can see through one and not the other is a damning indictment of how complicit they are in the attack on trans lives.
Look: I know that every homophobic bigot is not necessarily gay and closeted, and I understand why it's problematic to imply that's the case, but... c'mon
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look: I know that every homophobic bigot is not necessarily gay and closeted, and I understand why it's problematic to imply that's the case, but... c'mon
This might be the new record holder for this short of obnoxiousness...
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This might be the new record holder for this short of obnoxiousness...
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
@thehives.com and Snooper at Ace of spades is a strong candidate for best concert I've ever been to
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@thehives.com and Snooper at Ace of spades is a strong candidate for best concert I've ever been to