Jeff Mitchum
@jmitchum.bsky.social
he/him, once and future High school teacher, hobbyist, aspiring anarchist, RBF sufferer, 2022 Jeopardy TOC non-qualifier. Trans rights, free Palestine, black lives matter, etc. All views expressed here are those of the lil gremlins controlling my body
To be clear, the "protections for workers" this doofus is referring to our protections against being fired for calling customers the n-word and telling them to "suck it"...you know, those sacred rights that those on the left have always fought for. 🙄
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
To be clear, the "protections for workers" this doofus is referring to our protections against being fired for calling customers the n-word and telling them to "suck it"...you know, those sacred rights that those on the left have always fought for. 🙄
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
Like, come on, @theatlantic.com.
Had an interaction on Reddit today that reminded me of this post.
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Had an interaction on Reddit today that reminded me of this post.
Seeing @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social always brings me joy
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Seeing @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social always brings me joy
Look: I know that every homophobic bigot is not necessarily gay and closeted, and I understand why it's problematic to imply that's the case, but... c'mon
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look: I know that every homophobic bigot is not necessarily gay and closeted, and I understand why it's problematic to imply that's the case, but... c'mon
This might be the new record holder for this short of obnoxiousness...
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This might be the new record holder for this short of obnoxiousness...
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE WHERE THE SPACE NAZIS ARE DEFEATED BY TEDDY BEARS WITH STICKS
@thehives.com and Snooper at Ace of spades is a strong candidate for best concert I've ever been to
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@thehives.com and Snooper at Ace of spades is a strong candidate for best concert I've ever been to
Watching Shin Godzilla Orthochromatic in my @ruckingfotten.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Watching Shin Godzilla Orthochromatic in my @ruckingfotten.bsky.social
Some of the most fun times I had as a kid were seeing @alyankovic.bsky.social in concert. Finally got to share that experience with my own kid last night. ♥️
August 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Some of the most fun times I had as a kid were seeing @alyankovic.bsky.social in concert. Finally got to share that experience with my own kid last night. ♥️
Went into this doofus's page to see what his deal was and found this. As an ADHD-haver, I would like to kick this guy in the nuts
August 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Went into this doofus's page to see what his deal was and found this. As an ADHD-haver, I would like to kick this guy in the nuts
Another 10/10 @ruckingfotten.bsky.social mystery drop
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Another 10/10 @ruckingfotten.bsky.social mystery drop
MFW I see a clip from call of duty in which Michelangelo directs Beavis to kick the Terminator in the nuts
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
MFW I see a clip from call of duty in which Michelangelo directs Beavis to kick the Terminator in the nuts
Case in point: this post from the fallout subreddit.
Hear me out: maybe you can find all this stuff throughout the game because it's a shooting game, and a shooting game without weapons, ammo, and health packs would be no fun at all
Hear me out: maybe you can find all this stuff throughout the game because it's a shooting game, and a shooting game without weapons, ammo, and health packs would be no fun at all
July 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Case in point: this post from the fallout subreddit.
Hear me out: maybe you can find all this stuff throughout the game because it's a shooting game, and a shooting game without weapons, ammo, and health packs would be no fun at all
Hear me out: maybe you can find all this stuff throughout the game because it's a shooting game, and a shooting game without weapons, ammo, and health packs would be no fun at all
Drake never beating the allegations
June 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Drake never beating the allegations
Looking to spice up the bedroom, fellas? Tell your lady how much you love her...
June 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Looking to spice up the bedroom, fellas? Tell your lady how much you love her...
The only, and I mean ONLY, reason I would accept a senator (like mine, @schiff.senate.gov) meeting with these bigots would be for them to metaphorically and/or literally put a boot in their asses. No compromise with people who deny my child's existence.
May 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The only, and I mean ONLY, reason I would accept a senator (like mine, @schiff.senate.gov) meeting with these bigots would be for them to metaphorically and/or literally put a boot in their asses. No compromise with people who deny my child's existence.
This is probably the first time I have learned about a product, and subsequently decided to NEVER use it, within the span of less than a sentence
April 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is probably the first time I have learned about a product, and subsequently decided to NEVER use it, within the span of less than a sentence
EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of this administration needs to be in prison
April 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of this administration needs to be in prison
