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Most accurate portrayal of a nightmare
April 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Most accurate portrayal of a nightmare
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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When linguists say “Your command of language allows you to construct statements never before uttered in the history of humanity,” this is precisely what we’re talking about.
You didn't know the TikTok-star racist squirrel that became a far-right talking point after being killed by police because its owner wouldn't vaccinate it against rabies in case it became autistic was just a front for the owner's gay porn OnlyFans? Where have you been the last seventeen seconds?
November 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
When linguists say “Your command of language allows you to construct statements never before uttered in the history of humanity,” this is precisely what we’re talking about.
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This is the sport you all watch? Disgusting.
October 26, 2024 at 5:11 AM
This is the sport you all watch? Disgusting.