Jake
jitl.bsky.social
Jake
@jitl.bsky.social
i liek to make computer go brrrr
Kurdish folk music Sunday karaoke band
July 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@gruber.foo looks like we're striking a lot of stuff today...
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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bro who designed this indexeddb thing
are they ok
I just want to talk
January 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
has someone made a programming language with no annoying quirks yet that’s light enough for config files?

- python: indentation makes copy paste hard, annoying lambda
- lua: indexes start at 1, can’t put nil in array
- js: is js, polarizing
- nix, dhall: too weird

How is Hax? How is Gleam? mruby?
December 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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It's time to contact PEGI at scale. This is not fair. pegi.info/page/contact...
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December 19, 2024 at 8:19 AM
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You also have to cauterize yourself to survive. I think about this whenever I see an unhoused person, or the people on here from Gaza asking for help. The mutual aid requests. None of us are able to help everyone who asks for it, and so we develop callouses.
December 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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That body language is pure school field trip.
December 8, 2024 at 8:31 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social how flattering are suit trouser allowed to be? If I shoot for a 70s style can I show off the cakes? Asking for this guy in front of me
December 6, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I hesitated to reskeet since it was at 69 but even so
But wait! You say. The Affordable Care Act says that's illegal!

Yes I know. They did it anyway. So of course I appealed and we won, but again, I AM A LAWYER.

Something you need to learn about laws: they don't prevent illegal acts. They just (sometimes) punish the people who do them.

(Cont)
December 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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But wait! You say. The Affordable Care Act says that's illegal!

Yes I know. They did it anyway. So of course I appealed and we won, but again, I AM A LAWYER.

Something you need to learn about laws: they don't prevent illegal acts. They just (sometimes) punish the people who do them.

(Cont)
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM
do we still call them skeets?
December 5, 2024 at 11:09 PM
if there's anythng i've learned about civic service in the last 30 minutes, it's that it's built on bourbon and cocaine
December 5, 2024 at 11:08 PM
my youtube premium subscription should broadcast an ultrasonic temporary key to nearby devices to suppress all ads within my earshot,
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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due to a miscommunication with the product team this will be this year’s Bluesky Wrap
December 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
pls no hack me
December 5, 2024 at 6:02 PM
is there a way to *slightly* algorithmify my Following tab? Some people are out here machine gun posting. They have AR-15 extended mags full of Posts and are hosing down my timeline.. they should be limited to semi automatic weapons at least
December 4, 2024 at 5:17 PM
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Corpo killing or revenge plot? After Boeing suicided all their whistleblowers and no investigations, the fact this one has investigation makes me think the killer is not Boeing
December 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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THE THIN GREY LINE: RETWEET TO SUPPORT INSURANCE COMPANY CEOS SHOT IN THE LINE OF DUTY AND THE SACRIFICES THESE GREY HAIRED MEN MAKE EVERY DAY FOR THEIR COUNTRY
December 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
wow already getting porn bot follows, nice, good way to restore my medium size follow number from twttr
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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i appreciate all the texts and yes, this *will* be a great new chapter of Intel™ with me as one of its three new co-ceos
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
another great totally un-discoverable mac feature that's even more hidden now that it needs a *long hover* over the filename to reveal in Preview
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 AM
its possible i need to be more spiteful
spite can help mitigate ADHD sometimes
December 3, 2024 at 12:53 AM
japi sangibin
November 29, 2024 at 4:07 AM
air plane
November 26, 2024 at 2:17 AM