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never kill yourself
May 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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A federal judge has sentenced former Congressman George Santos to 87 months in prison over multiple wire fraud and identity theft charges in connection with his 2022 run for Congress. (via @wshupublicradio.bsky.social)
Former Congressman George Santos to serve 7 years in federal prison
A federal judge in Central Islip sentenced the ex-congressman Friday to the maximum sentence of 87 months in prison over multiple wire fraud and identity theft charges in connection with his 2022 run ...
www.wshu.org
April 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.
Sunday morning April 20, 2025

Fox News Sunday — Van Hollen

NBC's Meet the Press — Van Hollen

CNN's State of the Union — Van Hollen

CBS’ Face the Nation — Van Hollen

ABC’s This Week — Van Hollen

@vanhollen.senate.gov
#AbregoGarcia #RuleOfLaw
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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YOU GUYS.
April 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The question being asked of every Democrat right now
March 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.
What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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i'm sensing some broader parallels
February 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
this app rules I love XHS
January 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
once you’re absurdly wealthy and can do pretty much whatever you want without real consequence i assume regular life gets boring very quickly. which is why, i believe, celebs tend to develop all-encompassing humiliation fetishes.
January 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
twerked for twenty straight minutes trying to shake out my gas pains yes it worked no i am not okay
January 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Quite sincerely the only thing on my mind rn is ritualistic homicide.
December 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I think Bluey and Blue from Blues Clues should have a slumber party with clues that lead to a s’mores campfire and playing grannies what kind of granny would Blue be I wonder. Can Magenta be there.
December 20, 2024 at 6:41 PM
@ CEO of Cottonelle
December 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
This is the cockest banana I’ve ever seen I can barely get my fingers all the way around it
November 14, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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Here is a nice mushroom
April 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
30-5 is about an obsession i have with suddenly experiencing an isekai regression to 1999.
March 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
what the fuck
March 23, 2024 at 4:28 AM
love is stored in the refilled soap
March 8, 2024 at 6:54 AM
i did it!! i coded containers that update dynamically from a json file so that i don't have to update every single page individually!!!! :DDDDDDD
February 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
future kidney problems gang
February 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
give it up for the cartoonishly large scooby-doo ass sandwich i made for 🐻
February 22, 2024 at 6:18 AM
when i finally put actual tangible work into the writing i am constantly fantasizing about and too scared to do anything with its over for you hoes
February 22, 2024 at 4:58 AM