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very brave idiot
next week it'll be your fuckin legs
December 9, 2023 at 3:52 AM
next week it'll be your fuckin legs
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this is the future the left wants
December 6, 2023 at 9:59 PM
this is the future the left wants
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*floating face down in the dating pool*
December 6, 2023 at 6:16 PM
*floating face down in the dating pool*
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John Wick: Lemme get uhhh... chopp cheese. [Squints and slides a coin across the counter] ...the ocky way.
Yemeni Deli Guy [smirking]: right away mister wick [hands him a loaded PKM]
Yemeni Deli Guy [smirking]: right away mister wick [hands him a loaded PKM]
September 13, 2023 at 2:57 AM
John Wick: Lemme get uhhh... chopp cheese. [Squints and slides a coin across the counter] ...the ocky way.
Yemeni Deli Guy [smirking]: right away mister wick [hands him a loaded PKM]
Yemeni Deli Guy [smirking]: right away mister wick [hands him a loaded PKM]
As a '98 baby I'm in prime position to try and run up the score and live in three separate centuries
December 5, 2023 at 3:43 PM
As a '98 baby I'm in prime position to try and run up the score and live in three separate centuries
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START SPREADING THE NEWS
I’M LEAVING TODAY
I’M LEAVING TODAY
December 2, 2023 at 4:46 AM
START SPREADING THE NEWS
I’M LEAVING TODAY
I’M LEAVING TODAY
no I think we've mostly got a consensus going
Death of Henry Kissinger met with polarized reaction around the world
Death of Henry Kissinger met with polarized reaction around the world
World leaders and others are offering a polarized reaction to the death of the lionized and vilified Henry Kissinger, who managed to galvanize global attention decades after his official service as one of America's most powerful diplomats.
apnews.com
November 30, 2023 at 5:35 AM
no I think we've mostly got a consensus going
you really couldn't dig hell deep and hot enough for what Kissinger deserves but I appreciate Satan for putting the work in
November 30, 2023 at 5:26 AM
you really couldn't dig hell deep and hot enough for what Kissinger deserves but I appreciate Satan for putting the work in
Pardon me, I seem to have stumbled into Kazakh Duolingo instead of Spanish?
November 29, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Pardon me, I seem to have stumbled into Kazakh Duolingo instead of Spanish?
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Happy Max Headroom Day to all who celebrate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Happy Max Headroom Day to all who celebrate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
If bugs could read, do you think they'd read Metamorphosis and be like. This is soooo racist
November 27, 2023 at 11:41 PM
If bugs could read, do you think they'd read Metamorphosis and be like. This is soooo racist
Napoleon (2023), or, "I took the Joaq to Poland"
November 25, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Napoleon (2023), or, "I took the Joaq to Poland"
apparently it's unsafe to crack my own neck joints. I don't care. If I sever my vertebral arteries I'll die doing what I loved
November 25, 2023 at 5:10 PM
apparently it's unsafe to crack my own neck joints. I don't care. If I sever my vertebral arteries I'll die doing what I loved
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hi, i'm just trying to figure out who's bringing what to Thanksgiving
oh that's right you're bringing the toddler with the flu. that should be fun
oh that's right you're bringing the toddler with the flu. that should be fun
November 21, 2023 at 5:04 PM
hi, i'm just trying to figure out who's bringing what to Thanksgiving
oh that's right you're bringing the toddler with the flu. that should be fun
oh that's right you're bringing the toddler with the flu. that should be fun
me giving report to the whole resus bay team for the absolute banger of a call I just brought in
November 20, 2023 at 3:17 PM
me giving report to the whole resus bay team for the absolute banger of a call I just brought in
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swede caroline ba ba ba
gurgen fjörgen hargen så
gurgen fjörgen hargen så
November 17, 2023 at 3:35 AM
swede caroline ba ba ba
gurgen fjörgen hargen så
gurgen fjörgen hargen så
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Pluto ISN’T a planet but Europe IS a continent? Yeah okay boss
November 16, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Pluto ISN’T a planet but Europe IS a continent? Yeah okay boss
BREAKING NEWS: Johnson&Johnson announces NEW Grape Children's Motrin HARD SELTZERS
November 16, 2023 at 5:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Johnson&Johnson announces NEW Grape Children's Motrin HARD SELTZERS
I should get extra PTO credit or something every day I am hung over with a tummy ache and still come to work, as a reward for my superhuman sacrifice
November 16, 2023 at 5:32 PM
I should get extra PTO credit or something every day I am hung over with a tummy ache and still come to work, as a reward for my superhuman sacrifice
they make me do charts when I work at big special events like raves and music festivals. One time the system was down and I had to do it all on notebook paper. Just like 10 pages of "26yom. given Bandaid" eat my shorts
I’ve always wondered how specialists can see patients in hospitals and clinic on the same day and still get home on time and it turns out it’s because they write notes like “76F hx CAD HTN cabgx3 here for SOB caugh pain chest painn pending LHC echo” and clinic notes that look like “HTN: contineu Rx”
November 15, 2023 at 3:23 AM
they make me do charts when I work at big special events like raves and music festivals. One time the system was down and I had to do it all on notebook paper. Just like 10 pages of "26yom. given Bandaid" eat my shorts
I try to be a "no news is good news" style employee. I think by virtue of the fact that my managers mostly just see me punching in 5-10 minutes early, and rarely ever hear from me or about me otherwise, they assume I'm a great employee. It's a good system
November 15, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I try to be a "no news is good news" style employee. I think by virtue of the fact that my managers mostly just see me punching in 5-10 minutes early, and rarely ever hear from me or about me otherwise, they assume I'm a great employee. It's a good system
just want it to be clear, my profile picture is me, not my son or something. I'm 7 years old
November 15, 2023 at 1:57 AM
just want it to be clear, my profile picture is me, not my son or something. I'm 7 years old
seeing $53.42 charge from a bar after waking up from a blackout
November 7, 2023 at 4:12 AM
seeing $53.42 charge from a bar after waking up from a blackout