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Jim Cenova
@jimcenova.bsky.social
Father, husband, son, physical therapist, student of human movements, former pizza delivery driver.

I bomb atomically.
Yikes
It’s a fundamentally monstrous, anti-American, and anti-constitutional thing to say in any context, but to a little kid? Wtf is wrong with them
A cute kid gets the first question: What would Vivek do first if he becomes president. Vivek says he'd use executive order to kill birthright citizenship.
January 14, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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This is a stunning detail about the Uvalde shooting from incredible reporting by The Texas Tribune and @propublica.bsky.social
www.texastribune.org/2023/12/05/u...
December 5, 2023 at 2:49 PM
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I’m just saying. To me Mastodon’s vibe is “what if an HOA ran a social media platform.”
Mastodon is a constant joy
November 18, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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The thing that matters about who owns social-media sites. No paywall:
Analysis | Elon Musk, TikTok and the social media ownership problem
What’s important is less ownership than reward mechanisms.
wapo.st
November 17, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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Any vestigial sympathy I ever had for Linda Yaccarino has been extinguished like a birthday candle dropped in a bucket of piss.

Being a bigot is bad enough. But being a bigot’s flunky? That’s just embarrassing.
November 17, 2023 at 5:01 AM
Wheeeeee
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October 19, 2023 at 5:20 AM
I saw the most intriguing marketing at an event this weekend. I’m not every sure how to respond to it.
August 14, 2023 at 1:51 AM
July 22, 2023 at 4:55 AM
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"b b b ut DRIL's Not Funny! his posts are Highly illogical, reductionist Tripe! im telling the Mods!!!" huge balloon full of piss falls on top of the mother fuckers head beofre he tells the mods
July 19, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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he was right, comedy is now legal on twitter
July 15, 2023 at 6:43 PM
(Vague joke about handling pressure)
why, did something happen?
OceanGate suspends all exploration and business operations
July 6, 2023 at 9:14 PM
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Ok I was wrong this is actually describing Threads
July 6, 2023 at 1:26 PM
(Putting my phone on a plate of barbecue sauce while grilling): “dinner’s almost ready”
July 6, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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Some people say that there is no such thing as “White Culture.” To that, I reply “What about Sweet Caroline?”
July 6, 2023 at 1:49 AM
It sounds so bad, that I can’t even tell if this is true or not.
I signed up for threads and I already regret it
July 6, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Wow!
July 4, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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dogs gotta especially hate the 4th because it’s like the BEST day of their lives— hanging out outside with a bunch of happy drunk people, hotdogs, potato chips that they shouldn’t have etc etc— and then WAR
July 4, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Perfect
what doesn't kill you makes your amygdala overactive and raises your baseline cortisol levels, often leading to chronic disease
July 4, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I’m in the mood for some lasagna all of a sudden.
July 4, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Gasp!
We will temporarily be pausing Bluesky sign-ups while our team continues to resolve the existing performance issues. We’ll keep you updated when invite codes will resume functionality.

We’re excited to welcome more users to our beta soon!
July 1, 2023 at 9:25 PM
This is the funniest update I’ve ever seen. IYKYK
Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.

You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
July 1, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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and legacy admissions were outlawed, too?
June 29, 2023 at 2:21 PM
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A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.
Libraries in their current form are outdated. The need for physical media is unnecessary and a waste of or real estate
June 15, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Joan really is Awful
June 16, 2023 at 4:47 AM
To people who bring their very large dogs to outdoor eating places: I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish. But can I pet your dog?
June 15, 2023 at 2:37 AM