Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
The /s should always be assumed.
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Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Quick! While they’re distracted, let’s start the war on Christmas!
To quote my favorite Instagram lawyer: well, well, well
Breaking: The House voted unanimously, 426-0, to strip a provision in the funding bill that allowed senators to sue the government for $500K if their phone data was searched without their knowledge.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
To quote my favorite Instagram lawyer: well, well, well
I hope that every maga who posted a picture of the twin towers with an eagle and a flag and "never forget" on 9/11 wakes up tonight and steps in warm cat puke. While wearing socks.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hope that every maga who posted a picture of the twin towers with an eagle and a flag and "never forget" on 9/11 wakes up tonight and steps in warm cat puke. While wearing socks.
Let me get this right. If they start an investigation into democrats, they have to withhold the parts of the files that pertain to...democrats. But the info on the rest can still be released bc it's not relevant?
How do these people not drown in the shower? 🤣
How do these people not drown in the shower? 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Let me get this right. If they start an investigation into democrats, they have to withhold the parts of the files that pertain to...democrats. But the info on the rest can still be released bc it's not relevant?
How do these people not drown in the shower? 🤣
How do these people not drown in the shower? 🤣
Jfc. I've never even watched a single episode of Law & Order and I know you can't do that.
🚨BREAKING: Federal prosecutors admitted Wednesday that the grand jury handling the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey never reviewed or voted on the final indictment used to charge him — a virtually unprecedented revelation that could topple the entire case.
In Stunning Admission, DOJ Says Grand Jury Never Saw Indictment Against Comey
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jfc. I've never even watched a single episode of Law & Order and I know you can't do that.
He needs to be asked every day, more than once, when he's going to sign.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He needs to be asked every day, more than once, when he's going to sign.
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.
I woke up waaaay too early today.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I woke up waaaay too early today.
I'm not going to survive winter. I've clearly lost any remaining Midwesterner coping skills and have fully assimilated as a Virginian.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm not going to survive winter. I've clearly lost any remaining Midwesterner coping skills and have fully assimilated as a Virginian.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
Um. That was a terrible call.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Um. That was a terrible call.
It's @spicy-tamale.bsky.social rivalry night 🏀
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's @spicy-tamale.bsky.social rivalry night 🏀
Hey @konthebeach.bsky.social I know I moved to VA like a year after you did, but don't be alarmed at all if I follow you next year. I'm fucking cold. 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey @konthebeach.bsky.social I know I moved to VA like a year after you did, but don't be alarmed at all if I follow you next year. I'm fucking cold. 🤣
I just googled "types of ingestible poison" and by the time the results came up, I forgot why I looked it up.
This is probably for the best.
This is probably for the best.
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I just googled "types of ingestible poison" and by the time the results came up, I forgot why I looked it up.
This is probably for the best.
This is probably for the best.
First look at the files.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
First look at the files.
I. Fucking. Can't.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I. Fucking. Can't.
On that note. Fucking Schumer.
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
On that note. Fucking Schumer.
No vote in Congress should be in secret. Ever. EVER.
ever.
ever.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No vote in Congress should be in secret. Ever. EVER.
ever.
ever.
I also beg of you to lower your expectations. Because, come on.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I also beg of you to lower your expectations. Because, come on.
Expect to see names on the "list" but with the nicknames that dipshit uses. "Shifty" etc bc they are THAT stupid.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Expect to see names on the "list" but with the nicknames that dipshit uses. "Shifty" etc bc they are THAT stupid.
17 turned on the wrong burner and liquefied my kitchen scissors and a pair of silicone tongs that were inexplicably on the "on" burner. Now my house smells and I have mesothelioma.
Chaos Help GIF
ALT: Chaos Help GIF
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November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
17 turned on the wrong burner and liquefied my kitchen scissors and a pair of silicone tongs that were inexplicably on the "on" burner. Now my house smells and I have mesothelioma.
Reposted by Crystal
Repost to save a life.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Repost to save a life.
Goblin is goblin-ing this week.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Goblin is goblin-ing this week.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
