Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
The /s should always be assumed.
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Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Quick! While they’re distracted, let’s start the war on Christmas!
Just watched Frankenstein with 17. Kid was amazed that I've never read it. Lol. I haven't read *all* the books 🤣 and honestly, it's not really up my alley lol
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Just watched Frankenstein with 17. Kid was amazed that I've never read it. Lol. I haven't read *all* the books 🤣 and honestly, it's not really up my alley lol
No way to kill a conversation with me faster than replying "gotcha"
That irritates the fuck out of me.
That irritates the fuck out of me.
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
No way to kill a conversation with me faster than replying "gotcha"
That irritates the fuck out of me.
That irritates the fuck out of me.
I'm so glad that meeting is over. I don't think I could hear the word "leverage" one more time and have it retain any real meaning.
a man and two women are sitting on a couch in a nick @ nite advertisement
ALT: a man and two women are sitting on a couch in a nick @ nite advertisement
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January 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'm so glad that meeting is over. I don't think I could hear the word "leverage" one more time and have it retain any real meaning.
Oh hi. I received an award our all hands (two actually. One individual. One team)
a group of people standing around a table with the words fra-gee-lay must be italian
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words fra-gee-lay must be italian
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January 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Oh hi. I received an award our all hands (two actually. One individual. One team)
I'll chill the champagne.
They probably should have waited a week or so.
Might have made it to 80.
Might have made it to 80.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I'll chill the champagne.
Oh.. none of this performative throwing under the bus shit matters until Nosferatu is under it.
So don't stop.
So don't stop.
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Oh.. none of this performative throwing under the bus shit matters until Nosferatu is under it.
So don't stop.
So don't stop.
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How does any of this make us safer?
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 PM
How does any of this make us safer?
Again. Can I get a fucking edit button. Lol
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Again. Can I get a fucking edit button. Lol
Christopher here things in a bad person because I have no problem using Nazis physical features to get under their skin.
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
You’re not a good person.
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Christopher here things in a bad person because I have no problem using Nazis physical features to get under their skin.
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
At 3 am I was determined I was taking a mental health day because yesterday was not good.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
At 3 am I was determined I was taking a mental health day because yesterday was not good.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
No, bluesky, I won't be going live. I'd love an edit button though.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
No, bluesky, I won't be going live. I'd love an edit button though.
Ftr, I'd never body shame another human being.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Ftr, I'd never body shame another human being.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
But also... don't stop pushing. Make them ashamed. This has to stop.
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
But also... don't stop pushing. Make them ashamed. This has to stop.
Dear powers that be: I don't give a fuck that he was demoted. I was his tiny fucking head on a platter. Or a saucer. Whatever.
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Dear powers that be: I don't give a fuck that he was demoted. I was his tiny fucking head on a platter. Or a saucer. Whatever.
This is from 2020 outside the WH. But his message is still true. And if we are being honest, the goons he's speaking to are the same ones causing the problems right now, they just have a different patch on their costume. I think about this man from time to time.
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is from 2020 outside the WH. But his message is still true. And if we are being honest, the goons he's speaking to are the same ones causing the problems right now, they just have a different patch on their costume. I think about this man from time to time.
Done working. Weighted blanket. Noise canceling headphones. White noise. 0.125 anxiety medication. Friends in my phone.
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Done working. Weighted blanket. Noise canceling headphones. White noise. 0.125 anxiety medication. Friends in my phone.
I've combed the api. I did not make a mistake.
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)
Monday morning: I fucked something up and deleted a person's document file.
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I've combed the api. I did not make a mistake.
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)
Monday morning: I fucked something up and deleted a person's document file.
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Monday morning: I fucked something up and deleted a person's document file.
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
Condo association: office is closed, trash service is suspended, we are working on the sidewalks, keep your ass inside.
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Condo association: office is closed, trash service is suspended, we are working on the sidewalks, keep your ass inside.
It's finally stopped. Never lost power. Yay.
Internet is questionable.
17 says sidewalks and driveways are sheets of ice (I'm not even trying to go outside on my knee/hip)
Internet is questionable.
17 says sidewalks and driveways are sheets of ice (I'm not even trying to go outside on my knee/hip)
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
It's finally stopped. Never lost power. Yay.
Internet is questionable.
17 says sidewalks and driveways are sheets of ice (I'm not even trying to go outside on my knee/hip)
Internet is questionable.
17 says sidewalks and driveways are sheets of ice (I'm not even trying to go outside on my knee/hip)
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My Maine friends…
Update: Keep an eye out, #Maine, especially the Portland & Lewiston areas.
At least 60 people have been kidnapped, many seemingly at night, or at the end of a work shift.
Help your neighbors. Every one of these folk are citizens or here legally via asylum.
Please share around. #AbolishICE
At least 60 people have been kidnapped, many seemingly at night, or at the end of a work shift.
Help your neighbors. Every one of these folk are citizens or here legally via asylum.
Please share around. #AbolishICE
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
My Maine friends…