Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
The /s should always be assumed.
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Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Quick! While they’re distracted, let’s start the war on Christmas!
I also have a thing to do on Friday that I have to be vague about, for now anyway. But fuck it's stressing me out. I talked to my PM & SO. There's no reason for it to be. It just is. Because... ahhhhhh
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I also have a thing to do on Friday that I have to be vague about, for now anyway. But fuck it's stressing me out. I talked to my PM & SO. There's no reason for it to be. It just is. Because... ahhhhhh
Last week I told my doc I'd been sleeping really well. (For me)
I haven't slept through the night since.
Granted, the next day I saw 🧊 shoot a man in the street and then my "gov" flat out lie about it. But I'm sure there's no correlation.
I haven't slept through the night since.
Granted, the next day I saw 🧊 shoot a man in the street and then my "gov" flat out lie about it. But I'm sure there's no correlation.
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Last week I told my doc I'd been sleeping really well. (For me)
I haven't slept through the night since.
Granted, the next day I saw 🧊 shoot a man in the street and then my "gov" flat out lie about it. But I'm sure there's no correlation.
I haven't slept through the night since.
Granted, the next day I saw 🧊 shoot a man in the street and then my "gov" flat out lie about it. But I'm sure there's no correlation.
Name your favorite dinner scene.
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Name your favorite dinner scene.
"Yes to the dress" photos for homecoming and prom are a little bit much.
Now get off my lawn.
Now get off my lawn.
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 AM
"Yes to the dress" photos for homecoming and prom are a little bit much.
Now get off my lawn.
Now get off my lawn.
Just watched Frankenstein with 17. Kid was amazed that I've never read it. Lol. I haven't read *all* the books 🤣 and honestly, it's not really up my alley lol
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Just watched Frankenstein with 17. Kid was amazed that I've never read it. Lol. I haven't read *all* the books 🤣 and honestly, it's not really up my alley lol
No way to kill a conversation with me faster than replying "gotcha"
That irritates the fuck out of me.
That irritates the fuck out of me.
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
No way to kill a conversation with me faster than replying "gotcha"
That irritates the fuck out of me.
That irritates the fuck out of me.
I'm so glad that meeting is over. I don't think I could hear the word "leverage" one more time and have it retain any real meaning.
a man and two women are sitting on a couch in a nick @ nite advertisement
ALT: a man and two women are sitting on a couch in a nick @ nite advertisement
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January 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'm so glad that meeting is over. I don't think I could hear the word "leverage" one more time and have it retain any real meaning.
Oh hi. I received an award our all hands (two actually. One individual. One team)
a group of people standing around a table with the words fra-gee-lay must be italian
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words fra-gee-lay must be italian
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January 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Oh hi. I received an award our all hands (two actually. One individual. One team)
I'll chill the champagne.
They probably should have waited a week or so.
Might have made it to 80.
Might have made it to 80.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I'll chill the champagne.
Oh.. none of this performative throwing under the bus shit matters until Nosferatu is under it.
So don't stop.
So don't stop.
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Oh.. none of this performative throwing under the bus shit matters until Nosferatu is under it.
So don't stop.
So don't stop.
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How does any of this make us safer?
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 PM
How does any of this make us safer?
Again. Can I get a fucking edit button. Lol
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Again. Can I get a fucking edit button. Lol
Christopher here things in a bad person because I have no problem using Nazis physical features to get under their skin.
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
You’re not a good person.
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Christopher here things in a bad person because I have no problem using Nazis physical features to get under their skin.
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
They're murdering people in the streets, raping women, kidnapping children, torturing humans, and he's worried about hurt feelings. I'll wear the label proudly. 🖕🏻
At 3 am I was determined I was taking a mental health day because yesterday was not good.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
At 3 am I was determined I was taking a mental health day because yesterday was not good.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
By 6, I said maybe 1/2 day. At 7 I said I'd start late.
I just logged in at my regular time. I'm really bad at this.
No, bluesky, I won't be going live. I'd love an edit button though.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
No, bluesky, I won't be going live. I'd love an edit button though.
Ftr, I'd never body shame another human being.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Ftr, I'd never body shame another human being.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
Nazis are not worthy of that designation. So if your feelings are hurt by my mocking any of them, grow thicker skin.
But also... don't stop pushing. Make them ashamed. This has to stop.
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
But also... don't stop pushing. Make them ashamed. This has to stop.
Dear powers that be: I don't give a fuck that he was demoted. I was his tiny fucking head on a platter. Or a saucer. Whatever.
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Dear powers that be: I don't give a fuck that he was demoted. I was his tiny fucking head on a platter. Or a saucer. Whatever.
This is from 2020 outside the WH. But his message is still true. And if we are being honest, the goons he's speaking to are the same ones causing the problems right now, they just have a different patch on their costume. I think about this man from time to time.
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is from 2020 outside the WH. But his message is still true. And if we are being honest, the goons he's speaking to are the same ones causing the problems right now, they just have a different patch on their costume. I think about this man from time to time.
Done working. Weighted blanket. Noise canceling headphones. White noise. 0.125 anxiety medication. Friends in my phone.
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Done working. Weighted blanket. Noise canceling headphones. White noise. 0.125 anxiety medication. Friends in my phone.
I've combed the api. I did not make a mistake.
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)
Monday morning: I fucked something up and deleted a person's document file.
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
If you know what I do you'll know why I want to throw up.
That is all.
(I think there's a back up. Doesn't change my nausea. This isn't a fuck around job )
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I've combed the api. I did not make a mistake.
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)
(Yes I am going to obsess lol)