Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
The /s should always be assumed.
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Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Quick! While they’re distracted, let’s start the war on Christmas!
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.
I woke up waaaay too early today.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I woke up waaaay too early today.
I'm not going to survive winter. I've clearly lost any remaining Midwesterner coping skills and have fully assimilated as a Virginian.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm not going to survive winter. I've clearly lost any remaining Midwesterner coping skills and have fully assimilated as a Virginian.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
But it's only November and I already feel like I'm dying.
Um. That was a terrible call.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Um. That was a terrible call.
It's @spicy-tamale.bsky.social rivalry night 🏀
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's @spicy-tamale.bsky.social rivalry night 🏀
Hey @konthebeach.bsky.social I know I moved to VA like a year after you did, but don't be alarmed at all if I follow you next year. I'm fucking cold. 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey @konthebeach.bsky.social I know I moved to VA like a year after you did, but don't be alarmed at all if I follow you next year. I'm fucking cold. 🤣
I just googled "types of ingestible poison" and by the time the results came up, I forgot why I looked it up.
This is probably for the best.
This is probably for the best.
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I just googled "types of ingestible poison" and by the time the results came up, I forgot why I looked it up.
This is probably for the best.
This is probably for the best.
First look at the files.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
First look at the files.
I. Fucking. Can't.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I. Fucking. Can't.
On that note. Fucking Schumer.
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
On that note. Fucking Schumer.
No vote in Congress should be in secret. Ever. EVER.
ever.
ever.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No vote in Congress should be in secret. Ever. EVER.
ever.
ever.
I also beg of you to lower your expectations. Because, come on.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I also beg of you to lower your expectations. Because, come on.
Expect to see names on the "list" but with the nicknames that dipshit uses. "Shifty" etc bc they are THAT stupid.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Expect to see names on the "list" but with the nicknames that dipshit uses. "Shifty" etc bc they are THAT stupid.
17 turned on the wrong burner and liquefied my kitchen scissors and a pair of silicone tongs that were inexplicably on the "on" burner. Now my house smells and I have mesothelioma.
Chaos Help GIF
ALT: Chaos Help GIF
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
17 turned on the wrong burner and liquefied my kitchen scissors and a pair of silicone tongs that were inexplicably on the "on" burner. Now my house smells and I have mesothelioma.
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Repost to save a life.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Repost to save a life.
Goblin is goblin-ing this week.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Goblin is goblin-ing this week.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
He is both newly 3 and nuerospicy.
It's been... well, I'm wearing earbuds while I work. And I never have music/tv when I work or write. (Can't imagine where his sensory issues come from lol)
Still waiting on that soundproof box.
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So we are thinking bombing a close ally.
Cool, cool!
Where is that goddamn meteor when you need it?
Cool, cool!
Where is that goddamn meteor when you need it?
Rep. Carlos Gimenez suggests Trump should give Mexico a two-week ultimatum before launching military strikes
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So we are thinking bombing a close ally.
Cool, cool!
Where is that goddamn meteor when you need it?
Cool, cool!
Where is that goddamn meteor when you need it?
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Infant botulism as of 11/14: 23 cases, 8 newly identified. All consumed ByHeart baby formula, now recalled.
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
Infant Botulism Outbreak Linked to Infant Formula, November 2025
Details on an outbreak of infant botulism linked to infant formula, November 2025.
www.cdc.gov
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Infant botulism as of 11/14: 23 cases, 8 newly identified. All consumed ByHeart baby formula, now recalled.
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.
TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
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NC was hit with an ICE storm, first Charlotte & now Asheville and Raleigh.
Looking at this map, I'm curious as to why ICE may be targeting those areas.
Looking at this map, I'm curious as to why ICE may be targeting those areas.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
NC was hit with an ICE storm, first Charlotte & now Asheville and Raleigh.
Looking at this map, I'm curious as to why ICE may be targeting those areas.
Looking at this map, I'm curious as to why ICE may be targeting those areas.
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"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Whatever fuckery they're up to probably isn't going to go the way they think it is.
Clowns. Circus.
Clowns. Circus.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Whatever fuckery they're up to probably isn't going to go the way they think it is.
Clowns. Circus.
Clowns. Circus.
Son informed me that fiancé had never see the Holy Grail. (They were watching)
I told him they couldn't marry until she had.
She also must listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving.
These are our two most sacred traditions.
I told him they couldn't marry until she had.
She also must listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving.
These are our two most sacred traditions.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Son informed me that fiancé had never see the Holy Grail. (They were watching)
I told him they couldn't marry until she had.
She also must listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving.
These are our two most sacred traditions.
I told him they couldn't marry until she had.
She also must listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving.
These are our two most sacred traditions.
Fuck it. I'm buying everyone slippers.
What size do you wear?
What size do you wear?
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fuck it. I'm buying everyone slippers.
What size do you wear?
What size do you wear?