Crystal
@jikei723.bsky.social
Duke fan 🏀 Ally 🏳️🌈 Grandma Big fan of humanity. It’s a shame humans have to ruin it.
The /s should always be assumed.
The /s should always be assumed.
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ma'am. I'm watching basketball.
First look at the files.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
First look at the files.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Considering this for Thanksgiving.
Would have to sub the popcorn for cheese puffs for Gremlin,but I’m kinda serious. 🤣
Would have to sub the popcorn for cheese puffs for Gremlin,but I’m kinda serious. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Considering this for Thanksgiving.
Would have to sub the popcorn for cheese puffs for Gremlin,but I’m kinda serious. 🤣
Would have to sub the popcorn for cheese puffs for Gremlin,but I’m kinda serious. 🤣
Therapy.
I just need a lite brite and I’ll be set.
I just need a lite brite and I’ll be set.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Therapy.
I just need a lite brite and I’ll be set.
I just need a lite brite and I’ll be set.
Quote something random from your phone.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Quote something random from your phone.
Luckily the books weren’t for sale. I’d have been in trouble. (The fundraiser was the drinks.)
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Luckily the books weren’t for sale. I’d have been in trouble. (The fundraiser was the drinks.)
Post you from a different era.
I’d wear those pants again.
I’d wear those pants again.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Post you from a different era.
I’d wear those pants again.
I’d wear those pants again.
Big mood. Big feelings.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Big mood. Big feelings.
17 & friends costume collab 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
17 & friends costume collab 🤣
Having some grandma tax twizzlers.
I hobbled up and down the street with the little dinosaur.
I hobbled up and down the street with the little dinosaur.
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Having some grandma tax twizzlers.
I hobbled up and down the street with the little dinosaur.
I hobbled up and down the street with the little dinosaur.
In ancient times
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people
The druids
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people
The druids
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In ancient times
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people
The druids
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people
The druids
My favorite uncle. He’s the reason I listen to Arlo Guthrie & largely responsible forcky sense of humor. 😋 He’s always been one of the coolest people I know.
(He may be arguing W/my former aunt turned cultist - she’ll twist this, about grandpa, of course)
(He may be arguing W/my former aunt turned cultist - she’ll twist this, about grandpa, of course)
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My favorite uncle. He’s the reason I listen to Arlo Guthrie & largely responsible forcky sense of humor. 😋 He’s always been one of the coolest people I know.
(He may be arguing W/my former aunt turned cultist - she’ll twist this, about grandpa, of course)
(He may be arguing W/my former aunt turned cultist - she’ll twist this, about grandpa, of course)
The frog things are the absolute best.
October 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The frog things are the absolute best.
A week in. Doesn’t look any better.
Doesn’t look any worse. I guess that’s a win? 😩😂
It feels maybe 10% better. If I don’t move. 🙃
Doesn’t look any worse. I guess that’s a win? 😩😂
It feels maybe 10% better. If I don’t move. 🙃
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A week in. Doesn’t look any better.
Doesn’t look any worse. I guess that’s a win? 😩😂
It feels maybe 10% better. If I don’t move. 🙃
Doesn’t look any worse. I guess that’s a win? 😩😂
It feels maybe 10% better. If I don’t move. 🙃
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
My poor dog is losing his mind because I can’t let him on my bed.
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My poor dog is losing his mind because I can’t let him on my bed.
Why have one seat when you can have two?
My knee is on fire. I’ll take whatever perks they want to give me.
My knee is on fire. I’ll take whatever perks they want to give me.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Why have one seat when you can have two?
My knee is on fire. I’ll take whatever perks they want to give me.
My knee is on fire. I’ll take whatever perks they want to give me.
If you’re going to fall down the stairs…
At least I haven’t had to walk anywhere in the airport and I’ve gotten good seats on the planes 🤷🏼♀️
At least I haven’t had to walk anywhere in the airport and I’ve gotten good seats on the planes 🤷🏼♀️
October 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you’re going to fall down the stairs…
At least I haven’t had to walk anywhere in the airport and I’ve gotten good seats on the planes 🤷🏼♀️
At least I haven’t had to walk anywhere in the airport and I’ve gotten good seats on the planes 🤷🏼♀️