Joe Hampson
@jhamps10.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social what is the ideal Cookout order/experience? I just had it for the first time but will be back in about a week
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social what is the ideal Cookout order/experience? I just had it for the first time but will be back in about a week
The only taunting penalties that should be called are when a DB does a big celebration on a play he had no impact on, like a drop or overthrow
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The only taunting penalties that should be called are when a DB does a big celebration on a play he had no impact on, like a drop or overthrow
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Sirianni and Jalen realizing they're actually allowed to throw the ball to AJ
a close up of a person 's hands touching a glass wall .
ALT: a close up of a person 's hands touching a glass wall .
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sirianni and Jalen realizing they're actually allowed to throw the ball to AJ
I'm having 2023 flashbacks on every drive
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm having 2023 flashbacks on every drive
Kevin Patullo is going to need to prove to me that he isn't just 2023 Brian Johnson in a mask after the start to this Eagles season
September 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Kevin Patullo is going to need to prove to me that he isn't just 2023 Brian Johnson in a mask after the start to this Eagles season
Just got 550+ emails asking to be removed from an Outlook group. What an invigorating way to start the day
omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain
July 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just got 550+ emails asking to be removed from an Outlook group. What an invigorating way to start the day
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"I can see the ice cubes in it but when I drink it it still feels room temperature"
absolutely nailed it
absolutely nailed it
July 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"I can see the ice cubes in it but when I drink it it still feels room temperature"
absolutely nailed it
absolutely nailed it
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
Are they vampires or part of the Bluth family?
May 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Are they vampires or part of the Bluth family?
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humans were not meant to sit behind a desk for their entire adult life. they were meant to be doing the missingno glitch in gameboy pokemon and getting 99 master balls
April 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
humans were not meant to sit behind a desk for their entire adult life. they were meant to be doing the missingno glitch in gameboy pokemon and getting 99 master balls
I asked a Checkers employee what they cook their food in because of a food allergy.
The employee looked at me confused and just said "grease"
The employee looked at me confused and just said "grease"
if you're eating checkers you don't even want to be here, eating a burger and crawling into the nearest retention pond
A for me.
February 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I asked a Checkers employee what they cook their food in because of a food allergy.
The employee looked at me confused and just said "grease"
The employee looked at me confused and just said "grease"
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
"Illness" 👀
(hangover)
(hangover)
Travis Konecny is not practising today. Out with an illness
February 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Illness" 👀
(hangover)
(hangover)
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"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
January 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
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*Werner Herzog voice*
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
*Werner Herzog voice*
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
now, the Jingle Hop has begun
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My vinyl collection breaks down to roughly:
-25% Jazz and Soul that I bought to listen to
-50% random stuff I bought to cut up for collages
-25% stuff I found on the street
As everybody's should
-25% Jazz and Soul that I bought to listen to
-50% random stuff I bought to cut up for collages
-25% stuff I found on the street
As everybody's should
December 18, 2024 at 10:52 PM
My vinyl collection breaks down to roughly:
-25% Jazz and Soul that I bought to listen to
-50% random stuff I bought to cut up for collages
-25% stuff I found on the street
As everybody's should
-25% Jazz and Soul that I bought to listen to
-50% random stuff I bought to cut up for collages
-25% stuff I found on the street
As everybody's should
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Incredible. College football season was over five weeks ago and Pitt went 7-0, claimed their 10th national championship. What a year
December 7, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Incredible. College football season was over five weeks ago and Pitt went 7-0, claimed their 10th national championship. What a year
We mustn't dwell…no not today. We can't. Not on Wind and Truth Day!
December 6, 2024 at 2:36 PM
We mustn't dwell…no not today. We can't. Not on Wind and Truth Day!
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Singing about Pep getting sacked in the morning is a dream come true, only to have him recognize with respect our six European Cups in return. Delightful.
December 1, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Singing about Pep getting sacked in the morning is a dream come true, only to have him recognize with respect our six European Cups in return. Delightful.
Phillies vs Cardinals 2011 NLDS game 5
You can have the ability to forget any movie entirely on call. Essentially rewatch any film you ever want to rewatch for the first time over and over. Or you can go back in time and change the outcome of any sporting event/game you’d like. What are you choosing?
November 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Phillies vs Cardinals 2011 NLDS game 5
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes