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John Gelke
@jgelke.bsky.social

Opinions are my own.
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Mayhem on the Sunset Wall.
Get your tickets for May 23 🏄‍♂️🌺 #LiloAndStitch
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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The New Orleans Pelicans held a baby race tonight…
February 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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bluesky fact: it doesn’t actually matter what you call posts on here until you complain about it, then they’re skeets
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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If I could have Thanksgiving Dinner with anyone, alive or dead, I would want them to be alive.
November 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Threads blew a 3-1 lead
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 PM
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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FYI, you can remove your post from a troll quoting you. Here’s how.
November 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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If you don’t know who Jay Graber is, you will. She’s the woman behind Blue Sky.

Everyone’s talking about it. In just the past week, Bluesky’s user base has exploded, more than doubling to over 16 million as people scramble for an alternative to X, Facebook, and Threads.
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November 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
More sports!
Reminder that I have a starter pack for NFL News and Analysis.

I'e tried to avoid anyone who is explicitly fantasy-focused, as I know we have some starter packs for that already.

bsky.app/starter-pack...
NFL News and Analysts
Join the conversation
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November 17, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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Weird feature to want imo
November 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM
adios to that hellscape ✌🏼
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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This cartoon is spot on.
November 15, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Sports starter pack included!!
Thanks to everyone who included me in a starter pack and who found me through a starter pack.

For those unfamiliar, this is a great way to find people you'll want to follow. A few days ago there were about 4,000 starter packs. Now there are more than 10,000.

blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
All - Bluesky Directory
A curated collection of all things relating to the Blue Sky social media platform.
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November 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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I'm going to start working on this, and will add to it as more major media outlets join Bluesky.

I expect the pace to pick up very soon and very significantly.

Major media has let us down significantly over the last ten years, but it's still vital to know what's being reported. go.bsky.app/2JyEju6
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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You're going to love the Gift Links feed.

bsky.app/profile/davi...
November 14, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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I don’t know who made this graphic but it’s pretty good.
November 14, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Someone said matt gaetz thought a “recess appointment” was where to meet his next date, and oh myyy
November 14, 2024 at 1:12 AM
When is Sports Twitter going to make it over here?
November 13, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Okay, one more random tip for newbies: if someone quote-skeets (yes, they're called skeets, shut up) you in a way to dunk on your or annoy you, you can "detach" your skeet from the quote, so that it no longer shows.

This is also useful in ending brigading attacks.
November 12, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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if u are wondering about that red pin emoji here 📌

if u find a post u want to return to u can stick a pin in it by replying with the red pin emoji

then use @jaz.bsky.social's red pin feed which keeps track of your red pins
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 AM