Jack (cool) 🇨🇦
@jevans12250.bsky.social
Hello friend have you considered joining my cult
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“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”
Huah huah huah huah haaaaa
September 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Huah huah huah huah haaaaa
This is so bad
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is so bad
Why are they perpetually in high school???? Couldn’t they just like not go????
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why are they perpetually in high school???? Couldn’t they just like not go????
I’m gonna live skeet watching twilight while high
Charlie swan is so fucking hot
Charlie swan is so fucking hot
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m gonna live skeet watching twilight while high
Charlie swan is so fucking hot
Charlie swan is so fucking hot
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No tariff on hanging out. Or friendship. Just saying
April 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
No tariff on hanging out. Or friendship. Just saying
Another day another reason for me to say “wow we’re totally gonna get invaded huh”
March 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Another day another reason for me to say “wow we’re totally gonna get invaded huh”
Shout out to the one guy online seeding dragon tales, straight up legend
March 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Shout out to the one guy online seeding dragon tales, straight up legend
Straight up fuck the United States someone let me know when that wretched group of people have been dealt with so I can wake up from this nightmare
March 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Straight up fuck the United States someone let me know when that wretched group of people have been dealt with so I can wake up from this nightmare
I miss when nuclear non-proliferation was the goal the first Cold War gave us spaceships and shit this Cold War is just giving me fucking depression
March 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I miss when nuclear non-proliferation was the goal the first Cold War gave us spaceships and shit this Cold War is just giving me fucking depression
Sometimes I browse r/conservative for fun just to see what opinions the other side has on everything going on and all I can say is wow. What a bunch of braindead fucking losers
March 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sometimes I browse r/conservative for fun just to see what opinions the other side has on everything going on and all I can say is wow. What a bunch of braindead fucking losers
Never thought I’d have to send a work email that asks if the company is going to start discriminating against minorities but here we are
March 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Never thought I’d have to send a work email that asks if the company is going to start discriminating against minorities but here we are
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Those are brownshirts and concentration camps and the people writing these stories need to start calling them what they are.
A group of prominent military contractors, including former Blackwater CEO Erik Prince, has pitched the Trump White House on a proposal to carry out mass deportations through a network of “processing camps” on military bases and a “small army” of private citizens empowered to make arrests.
Documents reveal how military contractors want to take over mass deportations
The group, led by Blackwater veteran Erik Prince, has close Trump ties.
www.politico.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Those are brownshirts and concentration camps and the people writing these stories need to start calling them what they are.
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explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
February 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
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Five bullets you say?
February 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Five bullets you say?
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someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number
Shout out to my valentine love u Alex
February 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Shout out to my valentine love u Alex
Robert eggers should direct the next hangover film
February 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Robert eggers should direct the next hangover film
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Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world
February 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world
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Me: It used to be a big deal when you'd see a new room or an angle of a sitcom's main set that hadn't been shown before. You might get a quick glimpse of Frasier's guest bathroom and have to redraw your whole mental map.
Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man
Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man
February 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me: It used to be a big deal when you'd see a new room or an angle of a sitcom's main set that hadn't been shown before. You might get a quick glimpse of Frasier's guest bathroom and have to redraw your whole mental map.
Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man
Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man
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"It's afraid..... IT'S AFRAID!!!"
December 9, 2024 at 12:34 PM
"It's afraid..... IT'S AFRAID!!!"
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give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.
Honestly my life has gotten so much worse since I stopped doing wordle. This is gonna do wonders for the OCD
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Honestly my life has gotten so much worse since I stopped doing wordle. This is gonna do wonders for the OCD
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING SEROTONIN ALREADY FUCK I NEED CHRISTMAS CHEER
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING SEROTONIN ALREADY FUCK I NEED CHRISTMAS CHEER