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Jessica
@jesswoodchuck.bsky.social
Summersider, Leafs fan, board game expert, iced coffee enthusiast, certified eyeball checker
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Guys..... I wiped out so hard on the front deck of the Brothers 2 that a man in the restaurant eating his supper saw it and came outside to see if I was dead
I'm jet lagged, just got up from a 13 hour nap, I had to stop my immunosuppressants because I'm sick so now my joints feel like I've been run over by a truck.

If you see me at the C+B corner cafe looking a mess in a sweat suit and crocs, look the other way, I just really want a bagel rn.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We couldn't go to Belgium because the whole country was on strike, so we stopped by Charles and Camilla's
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I was wondering why the Netherlands is so obsessed with the pope when I don't think there's a huge proportion of Catholic people here. I saw pictures, figurines, chocolate bits, all shaped like the pope.
Now after 2 days I have realized that their version of Santa just kind of looks like the pope.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I've been in Europe for 5 days and I gotta say something mean: would it kill you people to put some spice in your food, my god.

It doesn't need to be super hot! but can I get a jalapeño? Some buffalo sauce even? I ordered samosas that were billed as "spicy" and it was as spicy as white milk.
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I just got off an Air Canada flight, and it didn't have the promised wifi, but it did have cockroaches!
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I went up west to get my winter tires and somehow ended up getting a lecture, and a viewing of an associated Land and Sea episode, about the dangers of clear-cutting woodlots.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey Google, play Michael Bublé entire Christmas album fireplace crackling cozy vibes 6 hours YouTube video
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I love sitting on my couch with my back to the heat pump while it blows warm air on me. This is what it must feel like to be a tiny chicken under an infrared light
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What is it about an afternoon nap that makes your mouth taste like an animal crawled in there and died while you were asleep
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The West Edmonton Mall has a cowboy boot store, a church, and a gun range in it. Leaning really hard into its stereotypes, I feel.
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not me realizing that my anti-nausea wrist bands are missing 2 hours before my flight from Charlottetown to Toronto to Alberta 🤡
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Leafs at 3, Blue Jays at 6?

Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I have had a really awful week so I showed up to my nanas house just about in tears, and she gave me a hug and a grilled cheese sandwich 😭
October 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I just had a shahi paneer so good my soul left my body. They took it off the menu at House of Spice like a year ago and I may have to call and beg for them to put it back on 🤤
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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The post office doesn't need to turn a profit.
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Does anyone have a recommendation for things to do, places to eat in (the) Miramichi?

My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
3 years ago today, we were in for a rough one
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My dad often answers the phone "Hello, Rip N Tear Logging!" So I got shirts made for his fictional logging company for his birthday 🤩
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The granny square sweater is such a moment. My nana is an icon 💅🏻
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit
September 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Two facts to share with you today:

1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat

2. This is her
September 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The best part of my job is I get to ask everybody's grandpa about optimal home-heating strategies
September 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm going to be called problematic for this, I might even be canceled for it, but I think you all need to open your hearts and minds to the fact that a really good dip for garlic fingers is gravy.
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I would just like to update everyone about a great sandwich I had today: the chicken bacon mushroom melt from South Central Kitchen.

10/10, best sandwich I've had in a while.
September 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM