Jessica
@jesswoodchuck.bsky.social
Summersider, Leafs fan, board game expert, iced coffee enthusiast, certified eyeball checker
3 years ago today, we were in for a rough one
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
3 years ago today, we were in for a rough one
My dad often answers the phone "Hello, Rip N Tear Logging!" So I got shirts made for his fictional logging company for his birthday 🤩
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My dad often answers the phone "Hello, Rip N Tear Logging!" So I got shirts made for his fictional logging company for his birthday 🤩
The granny square sweater is such a moment. My nana is an icon 💅🏻
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The granny square sweater is such a moment. My nana is an icon 💅🏻
Two facts to share with you today:
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
September 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Two facts to share with you today:
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
I went mini golfing and a tween heckled my outfit. I'm sorry but he was wrong, I ate with this one.
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I went mini golfing and a tween heckled my outfit. I'm sorry but he was wrong, I ate with this one.
He's going over acrosst
August 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He's going over acrosst
Did not know that cantaloupe would grow here but my mom is making it happen
August 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Did not know that cantaloupe would grow here but my mom is making it happen
This, and Krispy Kreme Boston cream donut shampoo, are things that exist in this world.
"You smell nice today"
"Thanks it's my lemon crumbl cookie armpits"
"You smell nice today"
"Thanks it's my lemon crumbl cookie armpits"
July 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This, and Krispy Kreme Boston cream donut shampoo, are things that exist in this world.
"You smell nice today"
"Thanks it's my lemon crumbl cookie armpits"
"You smell nice today"
"Thanks it's my lemon crumbl cookie armpits"
I went to classic car nights and I got this big slice of pizza, and I went into a store and they were like "oh we have more merchandise behind this curtain" so we went behind the curtain and it was a sex shop. On water street in Summerside.
July 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I went to classic car nights and I got this big slice of pizza, and I went into a store and they were like "oh we have more merchandise behind this curtain" so we went behind the curtain and it was a sex shop. On water street in Summerside.
My fave thing to do before a conference is to lay out My Potential Outfits and decide which ones are going to make it to the final event. My fave dress right now is cute and jaunty but not really business enough to be business casual. It has fish on it. Will it make the cut!?
June 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My fave thing to do before a conference is to lay out My Potential Outfits and decide which ones are going to make it to the final event. My fave dress right now is cute and jaunty but not really business enough to be business casual. It has fish on it. Will it make the cut!?
He is a red seal journeyman carpenter
June 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He is a red seal journeyman carpenter
My family got me this wagon for my birthday to help me achieve my goals, and today it did help me achieve my goals of bringing 48 L of water into my house
June 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My family got me this wagon for my birthday to help me achieve my goals, and today it did help me achieve my goals of bringing 48 L of water into my house
Every year when I finish at the greenhouse, the owner gives me a pot that she's made, filled with my favorite things. This one has a solenia begonia, variegated Montgomery ivy, angelonia, bacopa, sanvitalia, streptocarpella, and cuphea 💕
June 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every year when I finish at the greenhouse, the owner gives me a pot that she's made, filled with my favorite things. This one has a solenia begonia, variegated Montgomery ivy, angelonia, bacopa, sanvitalia, streptocarpella, and cuphea 💕
Save me, Wednesday at 3pm me ol' trout bar
June 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Save me, Wednesday at 3pm me ol' trout bar
I had no clue pools were this cheap. An 8 foot diameter, 2 feet deep pool, all for me for $60??? I could just lounge in it by myself and it's only $60??? You guys gotta get on this.
June 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I had no clue pools were this cheap. An 8 foot diameter, 2 feet deep pool, all for me for $60??? I could just lounge in it by myself and it's only $60??? You guys gotta get on this.
I don't trust anyone that uses AI regularly. AI has only made my life worse.
If you google "are eye exams free for seniors on PEI" the AI overview lies. It quotes an insurance website that has false info.
This makes it hard to explain to seniors that Google is lying, not us. Thanks AI!
If you google "are eye exams free for seniors on PEI" the AI overview lies. It quotes an insurance website that has false info.
This makes it hard to explain to seniors that Google is lying, not us. Thanks AI!
June 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don't trust anyone that uses AI regularly. AI has only made my life worse.
If you google "are eye exams free for seniors on PEI" the AI overview lies. It quotes an insurance website that has false info.
This makes it hard to explain to seniors that Google is lying, not us. Thanks AI!
If you google "are eye exams free for seniors on PEI" the AI overview lies. It quotes an insurance website that has false info.
This makes it hard to explain to seniors that Google is lying, not us. Thanks AI!
Today at the greenhouse, a lady looked at a hanging basket (exhibit A) and said "that seems awfully expensive when I can get the same thing up the road (exhibit B) for half the price".
I just nodded. Girl if you can't tell the difference between these then, you do you I guess!
I just nodded. Girl if you can't tell the difference between these then, you do you I guess!
June 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Today at the greenhouse, a lady looked at a hanging basket (exhibit A) and said "that seems awfully expensive when I can get the same thing up the road (exhibit B) for half the price".
I just nodded. Girl if you can't tell the difference between these then, you do you I guess!
I just nodded. Girl if you can't tell the difference between these then, you do you I guess!
How come my last two chocolate milks have done this? ADL explain yourself
June 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How come my last two chocolate milks have done this? ADL explain yourself
Update: the banana tree, complete with real bananas that def are not a prop and did not come from the O'Leary co-op, has sold to someone from Nail Pond. So if you know someone who lives in Nail Pond please inquire as to whether they now own a banana tree.
June 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Update: the banana tree, complete with real bananas that def are not a prop and did not come from the O'Leary co-op, has sold to someone from Nail Pond. So if you know someone who lives in Nail Pond please inquire as to whether they now own a banana tree.
Look at her. She is SO CUTE
June 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Look at her. She is SO CUTE
My dad asked for pictures of my trip to Ontario and I only took two: one of a large boat I saw, and one from when my friend's bf ordered nachos and the restaurant gave him -exactly- nine nachos
June 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My dad asked for pictures of my trip to Ontario and I only took two: one of a large boat I saw, and one from when my friend's bf ordered nachos and the restaurant gave him -exactly- nine nachos
This is an unprecedented level of fun names. Imagine a tree topples your house but it's Hurricane Humberto. Stings less I think.
June 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is an unprecedented level of fun names. Imagine a tree topples your house but it's Hurricane Humberto. Stings less I think.
I'm at a legion wedding in Ontario and the wine seems to be Legion Brand home brew
May 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm at a legion wedding in Ontario and the wine seems to be Legion Brand home brew
I work at a greenhouse on the weekends and another girl works the Monday to Friday. She doesn't know it, but we are in competition to sell this 8 ft tall banana tree. I don't even know how someone would transport this? But I'm hopeful it can find a good home. I'll keep yas updated.
May 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I work at a greenhouse on the weekends and another girl works the Monday to Friday. She doesn't know it, but we are in competition to sell this 8 ft tall banana tree. I don't even know how someone would transport this? But I'm hopeful it can find a good home. I'll keep yas updated.
"Is that a vape???"
"It's SPF 50!"
"It's SPF 50!"
May 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"Is that a vape???"
"It's SPF 50!"
"It's SPF 50!"