Jessica
@jesswoodchuck.bsky.social
Summersider, Leafs fan, board game expert, iced coffee enthusiast, certified eyeball checker
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Jessica
@jesswoodchuck.bsky.social
· Feb 7
Guys..... I wiped out so hard on the front deck of the Brothers 2 that a man in the restaurant eating his supper saw it and came outside to see if I was dead
I went up west to get my winter tires and somehow ended up getting a lecture, and a viewing of an associated Land and Sea episode, about the dangers of clear-cutting woodlots.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I went up west to get my winter tires and somehow ended up getting a lecture, and a viewing of an associated Land and Sea episode, about the dangers of clear-cutting woodlots.
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Hey Google, play Michael Bublé entire Christmas album fireplace crackling cozy vibes 6 hours YouTube video
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hey Google, play Michael Bublé entire Christmas album fireplace crackling cozy vibes 6 hours YouTube video
I love sitting on my couch with my back to the heat pump while it blows warm air on me. This is what it must feel like to be a tiny chicken under an infrared light
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I love sitting on my couch with my back to the heat pump while it blows warm air on me. This is what it must feel like to be a tiny chicken under an infrared light
What is it about an afternoon nap that makes your mouth taste like an animal crawled in there and died while you were asleep
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What is it about an afternoon nap that makes your mouth taste like an animal crawled in there and died while you were asleep
The West Edmonton Mall has a cowboy boot store, a church, and a gun range in it. Leaning really hard into its stereotypes, I feel.
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The West Edmonton Mall has a cowboy boot store, a church, and a gun range in it. Leaning really hard into its stereotypes, I feel.
Not me realizing that my anti-nausea wrist bands are missing 2 hours before my flight from Charlottetown to Toronto to Alberta 🤡
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Not me realizing that my anti-nausea wrist bands are missing 2 hours before my flight from Charlottetown to Toronto to Alberta 🤡
Leafs at 3, Blue Jays at 6?
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Leafs at 3, Blue Jays at 6?
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
Sounds like rotting on my couch with a bbq chicken pizza is calling my name
I have had a really awful week so I showed up to my nanas house just about in tears, and she gave me a hug and a grilled cheese sandwich 😭
October 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I have had a really awful week so I showed up to my nanas house just about in tears, and she gave me a hug and a grilled cheese sandwich 😭
I just had a shahi paneer so good my soul left my body. They took it off the menu at House of Spice like a year ago and I may have to call and beg for them to put it back on 🤤
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just had a shahi paneer so good my soul left my body. They took it off the menu at House of Spice like a year ago and I may have to call and beg for them to put it back on 🤤
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The post office doesn't need to turn a profit.
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The post office doesn't need to turn a profit.
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
The fire department doesn't need to turn a profit.
The water filtration plant doesn't need to turn a profit.
We receive common goods and services in exchange for taxation and citizenship, it's a crazy new idea called "government"
Does anyone have a recommendation for things to do, places to eat in (the) Miramichi?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Does anyone have a recommendation for things to do, places to eat in (the) Miramichi?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
My dad always calls it THE Miramichi. Is that a thing? Is that just a thing he does? Is it like The Brae up west?
3 years ago today, we were in for a rough one
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
3 years ago today, we were in for a rough one
My dad often answers the phone "Hello, Rip N Tear Logging!" So I got shirts made for his fictional logging company for his birthday 🤩
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My dad often answers the phone "Hello, Rip N Tear Logging!" So I got shirts made for his fictional logging company for his birthday 🤩
The granny square sweater is such a moment. My nana is an icon 💅🏻
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The granny square sweater is such a moment. My nana is an icon 💅🏻
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I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit
September 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit
Two facts to share with you today:
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
September 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Two facts to share with you today:
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
1. The Summerset Manor has a resident cat
2. This is her
The best part of my job is I get to ask everybody's grandpa about optimal home-heating strategies
September 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The best part of my job is I get to ask everybody's grandpa about optimal home-heating strategies
I'm going to be called problematic for this, I might even be canceled for it, but I think you all need to open your hearts and minds to the fact that a really good dip for garlic fingers is gravy.
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm going to be called problematic for this, I might even be canceled for it, but I think you all need to open your hearts and minds to the fact that a really good dip for garlic fingers is gravy.
I would just like to update everyone about a great sandwich I had today: the chicken bacon mushroom melt from South Central Kitchen.
10/10, best sandwich I've had in a while.
10/10, best sandwich I've had in a while.
September 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I would just like to update everyone about a great sandwich I had today: the chicken bacon mushroom melt from South Central Kitchen.
10/10, best sandwich I've had in a while.
10/10, best sandwich I've had in a while.
My friend will send me pictures of her gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free banana zucchini cookies and I have to send back "wow yum" as if they don't look like they taste like shale
September 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My friend will send me pictures of her gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free banana zucchini cookies and I have to send back "wow yum" as if they don't look like they taste like shale
I went mini golfing and a tween heckled my outfit. I'm sorry but he was wrong, I ate with this one.
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I went mini golfing and a tween heckled my outfit. I'm sorry but he was wrong, I ate with this one.
A word from the wise: there are $75 efficiency PEI rebates on lots of air purifiers if you wanted to grab one today! I'm saying this as someone who got woken up, not by the fire stink, but from my air purifier kicking into high mode because the air quality had gotten so bad in my house 🤢
August 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A word from the wise: there are $75 efficiency PEI rebates on lots of air purifiers if you wanted to grab one today! I'm saying this as someone who got woken up, not by the fire stink, but from my air purifier kicking into high mode because the air quality had gotten so bad in my house 🤢
He's going over acrosst
August 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He's going over acrosst
Homeowners (or home renters): what is a feature you wish your home had? What is a feature you wish your home didn't have?
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Homeowners (or home renters): what is a feature you wish your home had? What is a feature you wish your home didn't have?