Jess
@jessjordan.bsky.social
stop scrolling and come flirt with me 💋
https://allmylinks.com/jessjordan
https://allmylinks.com/jessjordan
i need a dry erase board that works in the shower or something
June 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i need a dry erase board that works in the shower or something
I'm not even an AI hater and I hate the way it is being forced into literally every fucking thing. I'm really getting tired of internet life.
May 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm not even an AI hater and I hate the way it is being forced into literally every fucking thing. I'm really getting tired of internet life.
shocked to discover 95% of my media fits patreon guidelines and they'll let me link to onlyfans for the stuff that doesnt!!!
May 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
shocked to discover 95% of my media fits patreon guidelines and they'll let me link to onlyfans for the stuff that doesnt!!!
if my cats have already slashed my landlords wallpaper, I may as well put art up with nails and thumbtacks huh
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
if my cats have already slashed my landlords wallpaper, I may as well put art up with nails and thumbtacks huh
now why the fuck is the website that shows me pussies when im not logged in asking me if im a sfw creator when i try to join their jump thru hoops discord
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
now why the fuck is the website that shows me pussies when im not logged in asking me if im a sfw creator when i try to join their jump thru hoops discord
i feel so old when i click a link on my computer and it opens a mobile website big as hell lol
May 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i feel so old when i click a link on my computer and it opens a mobile website big as hell lol
some ppl are the crab and the bucket
April 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
some ppl are the crab and the bucket
im getting my money back from the thot audit !!! it feels like it's been 12 years lmfao
April 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
im getting my money back from the thot audit !!! it feels like it's been 12 years lmfao
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im honestly so into the return of cigarettes, idk what's in vapes but it triggers my migraines so fast
April 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
im honestly so into the return of cigarettes, idk what's in vapes but it triggers my migraines so fast
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if one of you posers with "i support SWers ❤️ sex work is work" in your bio wants to support a sex worker today i'm sick and would appreciate any and all tips towards a night off cam. missing a payday weekend bc of illness = 25%+ hit to my monthly earnings
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
if one of you posers with "i support SWers ❤️ sex work is work" in your bio wants to support a sex worker today i'm sick and would appreciate any and all tips towards a night off cam. missing a payday weekend bc of illness = 25%+ hit to my monthly earnings
it actually feels great to have under 4 digit followers again omg im so glad I did not post that I was moving from twit to here & I mostly have only my beloved mutuals and none of the old freeloaders and estalkers
March 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it actually feels great to have under 4 digit followers again omg im so glad I did not post that I was moving from twit to here & I mostly have only my beloved mutuals and none of the old freeloaders and estalkers
not someone responding to my mass messages calling me clingy lmfao ok babe whatever you say
March 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
not someone responding to my mass messages calling me clingy lmfao ok babe whatever you say
they should invent a man that isn't offended by direct questions
March 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
they should invent a man that isn't offended by direct questions
i hate that we let ppv end up meaning the same as buying a clip
March 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i hate that we let ppv end up meaning the same as buying a clip
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I wouldn't reskeet this if @datahooker.bsky.social weren't someone I dearly love and trust. (Also, while it may be tangential to her needs to mention this—everybody deserves shelter and hope—she _does_ happen to be a fucking genius.) Show her some support
Mutual Aid Call In!!
@datahooker.bsky.social is a beloved mutual of mine who is homeless and needs *immediate* help getting into shelter to recover from Covid as well as stable housing afterwards, plz DM for Bitcoin/ethereum info as US cashapps aren't an option!!
@datahooker.bsky.social is a beloved mutual of mine who is homeless and needs *immediate* help getting into shelter to recover from Covid as well as stable housing afterwards, plz DM for Bitcoin/ethereum info as US cashapps aren't an option!!
January 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wouldn't reskeet this if @datahooker.bsky.social weren't someone I dearly love and trust. (Also, while it may be tangential to her needs to mention this—everybody deserves shelter and hope—she _does_ happen to be a fucking genius.) Show her some support
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4. For the love of Christ above if you don’t have an updated passport APPLY FOR ONE RIGHT NOW. If you already have one, you can renew online.
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
4. For the love of Christ above if you don’t have an updated passport APPLY FOR ONE RIGHT NOW. If you already have one, you can renew online.
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The censorship people keep warning about coming is already here. Sex workers were screaming from the rooftops that SESTA/FOSTA was not good for anybody and here we are!
January 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The censorship people keep warning about coming is already here. Sex workers were screaming from the rooftops that SESTA/FOSTA was not good for anybody and here we are!
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first of all, if i could download a car i totally would
January 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
first of all, if i could download a car i totally would
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Blaming sex workers for the spam accounts is hating sex workers actually! You dumb bitches should get off the internet not just block me!
January 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Blaming sex workers for the spam accounts is hating sex workers actually! You dumb bitches should get off the internet not just block me!
You're just isolating yourselves from the rest of the world atp
Time to delete Facebook, Threads, Instagram, and Whatsapp.
January 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You're just isolating yourselves from the rest of the world atp
I see it a lot on here too and I gotta say:
If you cant handle porn, get off the internet.
We were here first and yalls little icks translate into laws that marginalize our jobs.
Y'all have got to stop using your own tastes to control others and stop making it anyones problem but your own.
If you cant handle porn, get off the internet.
We were here first and yalls little icks translate into laws that marginalize our jobs.
Y'all have got to stop using your own tastes to control others and stop making it anyones problem but your own.
Seen a few times in replies today: "Ugh this place should get rid of the porn" & not only does this site have filters so you never have to see any of it, we're not talking bots (bad) but actual people doing a job (good) & they were here first & are generally better ppl than you. So shut the fuck up.
January 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I see it a lot on here too and I gotta say:
If you cant handle porn, get off the internet.
We were here first and yalls little icks translate into laws that marginalize our jobs.
Y'all have got to stop using your own tastes to control others and stop making it anyones problem but your own.
If you cant handle porn, get off the internet.
We were here first and yalls little icks translate into laws that marginalize our jobs.
Y'all have got to stop using your own tastes to control others and stop making it anyones problem but your own.
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also, if you let your cat roam outside unattended, no matter what country you live in, your cat is probably going to die an incredibly painful and entirely preventable death and it will be your fault.
December 30, 2024 at 5:00 AM
also, if you let your cat roam outside unattended, no matter what country you live in, your cat is probably going to die an incredibly painful and entirely preventable death and it will be your fault.