Jess Jellings
@jessjellings.bsky.social
Cooker of food, drinker of wine, complainer of things.
I paid $.50 for a packet of ramen yesterday. Hoax, my ass.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I paid $.50 for a packet of ramen yesterday. Hoax, my ass.
If I Could, Would Yoooooou.
🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If I Could, Would Yoooooou.
Reposted by Jess Jellings
Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Reposted by Jess Jellings
Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.
What the actual fuck? Please do not take medical advice from this asshat. Either asshat. All of these asshats.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What the actual fuck? Please do not take medical advice from this asshat. Either asshat. All of these asshats.
Show me a picture on your phone, not a selfie, that has your energy.
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Show me a picture on your phone, not a selfie, that has your energy.
I miss adults.
JON KARL: What do you make of Pam Bondi saying she's gonna go after hate speech? A lot of your allies say hate speech is free speech
TRUMP: We'll probably go after people like you because you treat me so unfairly. You have a lot of hate in your hate. Maybe they'll have to go after you.
TRUMP: We'll probably go after people like you because you treat me so unfairly. You have a lot of hate in your hate. Maybe they'll have to go after you.
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I miss adults.
Reposted by Jess Jellings
Just gonna repost this randomly. The artist has given permission to distribute widely and often.
August 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just gonna repost this randomly. The artist has given permission to distribute widely and often.
Wasn't this one of the plot points in Ironheart? No original ideas.
Musk wants to build 10 miles of tunnels in Nashville. State gop leaders love it. Nashville lawmakers? Want answers… www.cnbc.com/2025/07/30/e...
Elon Musk's plan to build Boring Co. tunnels in Nashville sparks partisan feud
The Boring Company is calling its 10-mile Nashville project the Music City Loop.
www.cnbc.com
July 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Wasn't this one of the plot points in Ironheart? No original ideas.
Sliders only come from White Castle. Everything else is a tiny sandwich.
Okay, lets do this.
One like, one opinion that's not on politics.
One like, one opinion that's not on politics.
July 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sliders only come from White Castle. Everything else is a tiny sandwich.
Correct.
In response to White House staffer Stephen Miller’s comments, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said: “If we wanted a white supremacist’s opinion, we’d ask. But we don’t. So we won’t. Also, Minneapolis is great.”
Watch: Senior Trump adviser dumps on Minneapolis, prompting retort from Mary Moriarty
Stephen Miller’s comments are the latest in a recent string from Trump loyalists targeting Minneapolis.
bit.ly
July 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Correct.
Ah, yes. My favorite season is upon us..."Is it fireworks or gunshots?". A real Midwestern tradition.
July 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ah, yes. My favorite season is upon us..."Is it fireworks or gunshots?". A real Midwestern tradition.
Drag him, Tina.
Mike Lee was "surprised" Tina Smith confronted him about his idiotic tweets—because these Republicans are used to Democrats not showing up ready to fight.
If you stand tall and call them on their bullshit, they fold like paper tigers. They're weak men who pretend to be strong.
If you stand tall and call them on their bullshit, they fold like paper tigers. They're weak men who pretend to be strong.
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Drag him, Tina.
Climate change isn't real, but this is? Fuck Off.
The president of the United States is mentally compromised. He’s spreading the conspiracy that Biden was a clone.
June 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Climate change isn't real, but this is? Fuck Off.
Minnesota GOP, what the fuck? You are literally killing people. This is the darkest timeline.
I will never forget the sound of Minnesota Republican House caucus cheering at the news of undocumented Minnesotans losing access to healthcare.
They would do the same if I lost my healthcare.
They do not care about our lives. We are nothing to them. Those are the stakes for our communities.
They would do the same if I lost my healthcare.
They do not care about our lives. We are nothing to them. Those are the stakes for our communities.
May 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Minnesota GOP, what the fuck? You are literally killing people. This is the darkest timeline.
Nope. Don't care. Dems need to tell us what they're doing now.
Which isn't much, apparently.
Which isn't much, apparently.
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nope. Don't care. Dems need to tell us what they're doing now.
Which isn't much, apparently.
Which isn't much, apparently.
I'm not a lawyer either, but I know.
WELKER: Your secretary of state says everyone who's here, citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process. Do you agree?
TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know.
WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution?
TRUMP: I don't know
TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know.
WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution?
TRUMP: I don't know
May 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm not a lawyer either, but I know.
Zuck: The average American has three friends
For the record, I have six.
For the record, I have six.
May 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Zuck: The average American has three friends
For the record, I have six.
For the record, I have six.
Diiiiiicccckkkkk.
Host: You could call and get Abrego Garcia back.
Trump: I could
Host: But the Supreme Court has ordered you to facilitate his release.
Trump: I'm not the one making this decision
Host: You're the president!
Trump: I could
Host: But the Supreme Court has ordered you to facilitate his release.
Trump: I'm not the one making this decision
Host: You're the president!
April 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Diiiiiicccckkkkk.
My cousin, who is on the spectrum, has held a job and pays his taxes. RFK Jr can fuck right the hell off.
*He may go on dates, but I don't harass him for details on his personal relationships because I understand boundaries.
*He may go on dates, but I don't harass him for details on his personal relationships because I understand boundaries.
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My cousin, who is on the spectrum, has held a job and pays his taxes. RFK Jr can fuck right the hell off.
*He may go on dates, but I don't harass him for details on his personal relationships because I understand boundaries.
*He may go on dates, but I don't harass him for details on his personal relationships because I understand boundaries.
Petition to have one citizen on these shows to just say "what the fuck" and force them to explain.
Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Petition to have one citizen on these shows to just say "what the fuck" and force them to explain.
So, we're getting goodies and fertilization? Full Handmaid already, fab.
Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."
March 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So, we're getting goodies and fertilization? Full Handmaid already, fab.
Where is Nic Cage when we need him?
Donald Trump has considered moving a copy of the Declaration of Independence into the Oval Office, sources tell Ashley Parker and Michael Scherer—which would enshrine history’s most famous written rejection of monarchy in the seat of American power:
Trump’s Own Declaration of Independence
The president, who has flirted with regal rhetoric, wants a copy of America’s founding document placed in the Oval Office.
www.theatlantic.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Where is Nic Cage when we need him?